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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:29 pm
( And another )
To balance the checkbook for the entire empire.
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:56 pm
(and another)
To buff out all the scratches, bumps, scrapes, dents, and dings out of the Executor post-Battle of Endor.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:17 pm
( And yet another )
To rebuild every ship, base, weapon, armor, etc. lost in battle by hand.
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:32 pm
(another...)
To collect and recunstruct Palpatine's remains, and the remains of all his clones.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:43 pm
( And another yet again )
To keep all the toilets clean.
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:52 pm
(the ultimate torture)
To help Palpy pick out kinky underwear for the next Michael Jackson Sleep-over Transvestite Dress-up party.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:57 pm
( Are you sure? )
To apply Palpy's Itchy Balls cream for him.
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:58 pm
(I can top that)
To give rectal exams to all the storm troopers by yourself.
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:58 pm
(quite. The cream is only for 10-15 minutes. shopping is forever...)
To put a horn that plays "Dixie" in every Imperial Star Destroyer.
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:02 pm
To watch as the stormies do a remake of West Side Story.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:04 pm
To officially use the phrase "Spoon" as their battlecry.
((I wonder who watches that show...))
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:09 pm
To find the five golden tickets and steal the recipiefor everlasting gobstoppers.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:19 pm
To grab their balls like Michael Jackson.
Fa la la la la la, la la la.
To have some pelvic thrusting action.
Fa la la la la la, la la la.
To don now their leather jacket.
Fa la la la la la, la la la.
To drop their pants and start to whack it.
Fa la la la la, la la, la laaaaaaa!
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:01 pm
To come out of the closet.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:02 pm
missing nin itachi to get a better dental plan for the stormies than what sauron has for his orks. (fans of ledgendary frog will get this) lol!!!!! that is the best
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