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 Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:39 pm
She askes the genie to grab a nearby stick and beat her half to death.
lol i think this answer is correct
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 2:29 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:34 pm
1. Why are cooks bullies?
Because they beat eggs, whip cream, and mash potatoes.
2. Milk says to Cheese: Shell I tell you the Joke about Margarine?
Cheese answeres Milk: Butter not you might spread it.
3. Knock Knock
Who's There
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out.
4. Why do pyramids have horns insted of doorbells?
So you can toot-and-come-in.
5. Costomer: WAITER, WAITER, My meat has got a footprint on it.
Waiter: Well, you said "Bring me a steak, and step on it".
6. Why should you take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains.
7. Man: This picture's revolting
Woman: It's not a picture, it's a mirror.
8. Knock Knock
Who's There
Europe
Europe Who?
Europe early this morning.
9. Costomer: Got any cats going cheap?
Store Owner: No, only meeow.
10. What begins with "P", and has hundreds of letters?
A Post Man.
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:29 pm
1 Knock Knock
Who's There
amos
amos Who?
amosquitoe just bit me
2 Knock Knock
Who's There
ebit
ebit who
ebit me again
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:15 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:31 pm
^_^ Quote: 1. Why are cooks bullies? Because they beat eggs, whip cream, and mash potatoes. was my favourite ^_^ not sure if this riddle has been posted I am 2 bodies connected into one the stiller I stand the faster I run what am I?
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:39 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:54 am
no sorry I thought that two when I first heared the riddle
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:37 am
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:54 am
bad joke but made me laugh when I heared it first
A man walks into a bar "ouch"
not car, sorry,
*clue: measures time
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:52 am
lol, that is a funny joke.
A Clock
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:42 am
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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:15 am
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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:40 am
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 6:34 pm
Wow, I would never had guessed.
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