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 Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 10:39 pm
When all this time I've been so hollow inside...Granted, but then it runs so fast that you can't keep up and therefore put your fist through the screen.
I wish I could sleep for once. :C (I average 4hours a night and last night I got absolutely zero. I've tried everything and nothing helps.)
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 12:24 pm
granted, but then you start oversleeping and end up being late to everything.
i wish my new computer was here already.
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 5:09 pm
Granted, but it's in pieces and the company refuses to give you an instruction manual.
I wish I knew what to do with life.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:33 pm
granted, but now you can't have any fun because you're too busy trying to fulfill your potential.
I wish it wasn't so cold today so I won't freeze when I go swimming in the lake.
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:32 pm
:.: :.: You get your wish. But soon after you start swimming,
It gets so hot outside that the water boils you alive.
I wish my mom would send me my video games.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 1:09 am
You get your wish, but when they get there, they instantly burst into flames.
I wish I could have more hermit crabs!
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 6:42 am
granted, but then you become a crazy old hermit crab lady instead of a crazy old cat lady
I wish this stupid mac behind me would stop screwing up DVDs and finish one... or ten
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:36 pm
But now it finishes them so fast that they burst into flames and set your house/apartment/living space on fire.
I wish for world domin... errr box of pocky. :]
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:58 pm
granted but the pocky is Cuban Cigar flavored
i wish i had some pants
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 5:54 pm
But your pants are transparent and Cuban cigar flavoered.
I wish I had some good boba right now.
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:46 am
granted, but you have to drink a lot of boba milk tea to get to it, and you're running to the bathroom to pee every 15 minutes for the next two days.
I wish Greg would stop planning activities for groups then not telling the leaders.
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 8:20 am
*sigh*
I will corrupt my own wish.
Granted but then there are no activities and people start hanging out at the bars instead, and everybody turns into an alcoholic.
I wish my fruit lights were working and my guitar-shaped neon light was hung up.
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:58 am
Wish granted but now theres no electricity.
I wish I had something to drink.
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:02 pm
granted, but it's the drink you hate the most and it makes you throw up.
I wish I was done with my paper already.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:42 am
Granted, but now you have a stomachache from eating paper.
I wish I wasn't tired.
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