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 Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:55 pm
Kyna Chan [-Devon Teh Typo Queen-] shoaffer BD: If you blow too hard, the spit won't come out. The time where the trombones tried to empty out the spit from inside thier instruments. I take off my whole slide and sump out the spit! xd I am a band geek
I think I'm the only Clarinet player with a puddle by my feet at the end of class. I have such a spitty mouth. Even my ortho says so...
Got a PROBLEM with that?!
I have one...
BD: Okay Horn, I need you, don't let yourself be out blown by the clarinets. I need your brassy horny sound!
BD: I need to FEEL you trumpets, right now I can't feel you. BLOW HARDER. HARDER. I STILL CAN'T FEEL YOU!!
Band : eek That sounds like something our BD would say to our trumpets! It's slightly disturbing!
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:00 pm
I have another one.
ADDISON!
I had no idea that it was so,... BIG!
(refering to the tuba)
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:53 pm
you don't need THAT much greese on your slide!
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:33 pm
shoaffer Saxophone: Hey! BD! If there are two sections practicing together at a sectional, would it make them bi-sectional? BD: eek stare Okay, because of that, go to lunch early! O god! That made me laugh so hard!
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:59 am
I had a blow on -insert male name here-, his bone/horn is so much bigger than yours
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:54 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:16 am
BD: Slow down Clarinets!!! If you go any faster, my horn section is going to explode!!
Most of us were like xd , others like eek , and then there's those kids that didnt get it question
....he should've used a different word xd
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:51 am
man... yall took all the good ones..
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 6:51 pm
my BD told me this when he wanted me to raise my bell:
girl,hold that Bass Trumpet up so i can see into the bell(wich is rather large.and dark......)
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 3:11 pm
"My saxophone is bigger than yours!"
That was the weirdest sentence I've ever heard outside of band.
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 2:15 pm
blow it like u mean it! ur not using enough air!
finger! i know u can do it.(our BD said that to us, everyone just bursted out laughing)
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 6:25 pm
ooooo...your reed is not wet enough to play, dear.
Hahah..lameoXD
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 3:44 pm
In response to a question about what instruments I play:
"I blow, bang, and stroke!"
(Clarinet and trumpet, percussion, string bass and cello)
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 4:32 pm
wow...this might be the dirtiest thread in the forum....
blow hard--don't suck (trombone--i mean boner--section motto)
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 4:53 am
ur oober flat
i can play in seven positions (trombone)
wow this is really small (piccolo)
C'mon!!! HIT IT HARDER!!! (drums)
yeah, i'm kinda perverted, forgive me smile
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