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anime_merrick

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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:38 pm

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naruto: BELIEVE IT!

I lol'd

Gai: Kids, don't do drugs! *nice guy pose*

Orochimaru: *points* Only you can prevent forest fires.

Rock Lee: My daddy's name is Bruce.

Sai: I'm the one who painted Rose from Titanic.

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:49 am

I can only think of one thing and I dont know if it has been said before. Oh and also I am going by off of what I have read/seen.

Sasuke:Sure Sakura I'll go out with you.

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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:33 am

sasuke: i love you naruto
naruto: i love you ino
ino: i love you sakura
sakura: i love you sakura...wait...hey, that's me!!!

sorry..bored

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 8:54 pm

I have one:
Naruto, "Believe it!"

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GM Daniel

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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:26 am

Kisame: I Want To Eat Fish And Sharks Fin Soup.. 3nodding

Orochimaru: *Asks an Old Man*
Do You Have Snakeskin?

Gaara: I'll Kill You Lee!! I Need Your Eyebrows!! scream twisted

Kabuto: *Stares At Neji*
Maybe I'll Request Master Orochimaru To Take Off Neji's Eyes, Then Surgically Put Them Into Me So That I Won't Need These Glasses Anymore.. twisted ninja

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:42 pm

Owenlars2

naruto: BELIEVE IT!

Lmao. I think I'm going deaf.
Itachi: I love you Sasuke-kun!! I wanna be like you!! You're so adorable!! *Chibi Eyes* blaugh
Itachi: I need face trasnplant to get rid of my wrinkles.
Itachi: *Asks Sakura, Ino, or any girl* Hey, do you have any lotion or cream for my wrinkles under my eyes?
Itachi: *Is shopping at Estee' Lauder**Talks to saleswoman* Is this a good cream for wrinkles and anging? You know, dark rings under your eyes?
Sasuke: I love ramen.
Itachi: *Someone you decide* Marry Me! heart
Sakura: I loathe Sasuke.
Neji or Hinata: *With Byakugan on* I NEED GLASSES!
Hinata: I hate Naruto. He is stupid.
Eh heh...most of them were Itachi. sweatdrop Best character to pick on. Oh oh! One more:
Itachi: Killing people is mean. I'm scared of the dark! MOMMY!! crying Now I wish I never killed you! gonk Oh no! It's going to thunder and lighting! Mommy!! Daddy!! gonk crying
I think I spelled Estee' Lauder wrong. Disclaimer!

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GM Daniel

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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:48 am

I can't stop laughing when I read these jokes.. rofl

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:32 am

Fumoffu

Kakashi: It seems I'm early today.
Sasuke: Naruto, your better than me.
Naruto: Not Ramen Again.
Jiraiya: Hmm i want to try a new angle for my book *heads towards the men's hot springs*
Third Hokage: Let's release the Kyuubi for the hell of it.
Rock Lee: I quit.

Anythign you guys can think of ^^

lmao.i'm clueless

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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:54 am

Naruto: Being Hoakage is too hard.
Sasuke: I quit avenging my family.
Sakura: Rock Lee, you're so hot.
Shikamaru: I feel so energetic!
Ino: I hate Sasuke!
Kakashi: I'll stop reading Jiraiya's novels.
Tsunade: I quit gambling.
Orochimaru: I don't want to learn all the jutsus anymore.
Itachi: Sasuke, let's play!
Haku: I'm leaving Zabuza.

Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:55 pm

Kakashi: Your late, when a said noon i meant noon, not noonish.

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Reso Miso Soup

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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:42 pm

Kakashi: *starts reading a... graphical scene out of Come Come Pradise pationatly in public*

All listeners: *jaw drop*

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:51 pm

Tsunade: NOw listen carefully girls: Boys are like toilet seats, the good ones are taken and the rest are full of s**t!

Sakura: *raises hand*
Tsu: what is it?
Sakura: what would we classify Sasuke as?
Tsu:... He's full of sh!t *nods wisely*

Hinata: *raises hand*
Tsu: what is it?
Hinata: what would we classify Naruto as?
Tsu: a Twinkie!
Hinata: ...???

Ten Ten: *raises hand*
Tsu: what is it?
Ten Ten: what would we classify Neji as?
Tsu: the Untouchable.

All Girls: Huh!?!
ok I have no idea where this is going. but I wrote it and you read it and we all suck. yay!

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