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 Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:09 pm
[.suicidal Monkey.] Hmmmm let's see.
I would probably throow all my posters off my wall and have the scattered all over the floor, I would then out in my slipknot cd and blast it so loud that yo ucan hear across the street. Then I would right "******** you, ******** the world" all over my walls. And I would overdose myself with my depression pills (because for some reason, they don't work on me, they make me even depresser) then I will take a knife and slowly cut myself until I bleed to death. But right before I died, I would let the blood run all down my walls.
Yeah. I've had that planned out for a while xD.
"OOOHHH...so gory...I. Like. It. lol."
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:32 am
Attivan Nauticus If I were to kill myself, I'd want to ******** up at least one person's life. How to: Ruin somebody's life with your suicide: 1) You go up to the top of a roof 2) String piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level 3) Tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above street level when its fully stretched 4) Then you put super glue on your hands and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head 5) Then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows When the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere. And some poor b*****d will be traumatised for LIFE!
Hahahah, what the heck, I wonder if that would really work.
Wouldn't you need, like, razor wire instead? I mean, we're talking about cutting through a person's whole neck here blaugh
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:40 pm
StarryDynamo Attivan Nauticus If I were to kill myself, I'd want to ******** up at least one person's life. How to: Ruin somebody's life with your suicide: 1) You go up to the top of a roof 2) String piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level 3) Tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above street level when its fully stretched 4) Then you put super glue on your hands and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head 5) Then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows When the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere. And some poor b*****d will be traumatised for LIFE!
Hahahah, what the heck, I wonder if that would really work.
Wouldn't you need, like, razor wire instead? I mean, we're talking about cutting through a person's whole neck here blaugh
OMFG!!! I love this post!! It's the best yet! lmao! You, my friend, are soo evil...And I admire that.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:50 pm
I have an idea.
Take all of my secrets, including my suicide reason, and carve them on peices of glass, not that large, like the size of a key. Then I would slash at numerous places in my skin and shove the glass in it. Then (if I had enough strength from bloodloss) try to sew them up. Finally, I would go into my kitchen, take the large butcherknife, and stab it through my throat.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:00 pm
Wow.
These are all really...
morbid.
mrgreen Shanks
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:14 pm
StarryDynamo What if you got caught in a tree?
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Xx-Razorblade-Skittles-xX
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:46 am
A few years ago, I was so depressed I thought of commiting suicide.I was so confused, I remember I kinda tried many things. I thought about cutting myself but I realized im no good at self harming...I couldnt even slightly scrach myself...I took a bath and started pounching my face with my nucles and agaisnt the wall. then I decided I'd take loads of pills.but te only ones I found didnt do me anything sad well anyway im still alive as you see, sweatdrop I was really confused stare
ANYWAY
I think I would take many sleeping pills just before entering a swimming pool/lake/sea and start swimming under the moon light until I would fall asleep and drown.Before that I'd have seen all my loved ones and given them all my belongings, except my father.I wouldnt go to see him, I'd just send him a letter telling him his responsible for my death and everything I think about him (wich is quite bad).
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:47 am
Darkend_Raven StarryDynamo What if you got caught in a tree? that IS funny rofl hey you're cool eek you get a funny death -_-
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:50 am
vampiric_faery StarryDynamo Attivan Nauticus If I were to kill myself, I'd want to ******** up at least one person's life. How to: Ruin somebody's life with your suicide: 1) You go up to the top of a roof 2) String piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level 3) Tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above street level when its fully stretched 4) Then you put super glue on your hands and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head 5) Then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows When the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere. And some poor b*****d will be traumatised for LIFE!
Hahahah, what the heck, I wonder if that would really work.
Wouldn't you need, like, razor wire instead? I mean, we're talking about cutting through a person's whole neck here blaugh OMFG!!! I love this post!! It's the best yet! lmao! You, my friend, are soo evil...And I admire that. OMG eek GENIUS!! lol someone has to try that, is sounds like a morbid circus trick! xd
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:51 pm
Im sorry but I would never commit suicide. If I hurt someones feelings by saying this Im sorry but to commit suicide is the ultimate b***h move. You arent showing anything to anyone. You arent proving anything. You are just pussying out. But whatever it is your life do with it what you want just dont get to know me cause if you do and then commit suicide then I will find you in the afterlife (if there is one) and kick your a**
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:38 pm
.: I would take massive amounts of painkillers, cut open my stomach, and play with my insides :.
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:11 pm
i commited my suicide a long time ago... i haven't been among the living since such time.. you want to know how i went? i started my day with a bath in shattered glass and absinthe... i left the house in high heels and dove for the clouds, much to my dismay i couldn't fly.
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little_evil_goth Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:16 pm
i think i'd just live it up my last night. go massive arse partyin' get so high and drunk i can't even crawl across the floor then end it in some dramatic fancy way.
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:49 am
vamppet Im sorry but I would never commit suicide. If I hurt someones feelings by saying this Im sorry but to commit suicide is the ultimate b***h move. You arent showing anything to anyone. You arent proving anything. You are just pussying out. But whatever it is your life do with it what you want just dont get to know me cause if you do and then commit suicide then I will find you in the afterlife (if there is one) and kick your a** we're all still alive arent we?? I've always thought like you, and sorta still do, one of the main resons I havent killed myself in the past is because I didnt want to hurt my loved ones, but when you're desperate and see everything black its very easy to think you're better off dead...*been there, done it, and survived! lol*
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:16 am
I would gas myself in a car with loud music playing. :]
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