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katgems

Anxious Phantom

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:13 pm


ToDieLaughing
rofl You people are endlessly amusing.

truely, they are...
PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:31 pm


edward: this is the most delicious lasagna i've ever had!

katgems

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:54 pm


You guys... have serious issues sweatdrop
I swear. I think I have a brain tumor after reading all that @_@;;
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K, here's mine:

Carlisle: ~dressed like a hippie, makes everybody hold hands in the living room, starts swinging and singing kumbaya (sp?)~

Kumbayaaaa my looord, kumbayaaaa....

Bella: ~walks in~ .....wtf?
PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:41 pm


Edward: "Bella..." *takes Bella's hands in his own* "..will you bear my children?" wink

Bella: sweatdrop

irishgirl89


Haruchiinwonderland

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:30 pm


irishgirl89
Edward: "Bella..." *takes Bella's hands in his own* "..will you bear my children?" wink

Bella: sweatdrop

lol love yours miroku is hilarious(sp)
PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:43 pm


katgems
edward: this is the most delicious lasagna i've ever had!

oh, and i suppose charlie cooked it, too?

fedby5000


[tears]of[blood]

Ruthless Lunatic

PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:56 pm


Edward: *walks out in bathing suit and goggles* "Do you think 30 SPF will cover me?"
PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:43 pm


Edward: (infront of the Volturi, as if they're one of those group therapy support things) Hi, my name is Eddy, and I like to drink animal blood...

Aro: Were you saying something?

Edward: No... I wasn't... emo

Aro: Kay...

Edward: ARO, I LOOOOOOVE YOU!!! 4laugh heart

(I fail. :B But I like Aro. <3 He's nice for a bad guy~ >w<)

ninnerSHARK


Kage Tenma

PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:12 pm


Edward: My Volvo's almost as shiney as me!
Bella: Edward, would you please drive a little FASTER, we're going to be late!
Jasper: I'm not in the mood for blood right now..
Emmet: I'm in need of a nice cup of tea P.-
Rosalie: Bella, I could use a makeover.. I'm trying to aspire to your beauty!
Alice: I don't care what you have to say, Jasper! I'm too depressed to even breathe! emo ...Oh wait.. eek
Esme: Esme's in the house and she ain't happy!! *snaps fingers* Unh uh, no way no how, foo's! scream
Carlisle: Jasper is my IDOL! I wish I could be more like him.. *dreamy look*
Aro: I'm not laughin' now! I hate all of you, nothing in life is wonderful!
Jacob: Of course I'm not angry with Mr. Cullen, he's a wonderful suitor for Miss Swan. Oh ho, or should I say Mrs. Cullen! *wink wink* ..What's that, he's a vampire?... and Bella wishes for him to turn her into one of them? Splendid, let's all get together in a joyous union and celebrate their happiness! Ah ha ha..*gentleman's laugh*
Mike: I wish Bella would stop following me around, I HATE her so much. I tell you, the girl's obsessed with me..
Jessica: ................. *says nothing and quietly listens*
PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:18 pm


Fun thought:

Twilight ++ High School Musical.

Just ponder that.

Alisox
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SecretAgent_Clem

PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:38 pm


**Sorry if this was already said. it was the first thing that came to my mind.

Edward: JACOB! Let's be best friends!!!
PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:22 am


Bella: Like, Oh my gosh. My lip gloss is, like, totally smudged. ROSALIE, MY SLAVE! I NEED YOU TO REAPPLY MY LIP GLOSS!!!
Rosalie: Yes, oh gracious mistress?
Bella: Reapply my lipgloss. Now. (to Jessica) These vampires are only good for make-up application.

choirperson


Skylar Alexandra Minatori

PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:56 am


Edward: Jacob, there's something I've wanted to say since I met you.

Jacob: ....

Edward: And I'll be absolute HEARTBROKEN if you say no.

Jacob:...is it that difficult to ask?

Edward: Very.

Jacob: ....

Edward: Jacob....could I have a Pop-Tart?
PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:42 pm


Edward- I'm sorry Bella. I'm tired of having to guess about your thoughts all the time. What I really need is an easy to read girl, like Jessica. *pulls Jessica out of no where and gives her an adoring look*
Bella- Oh my god, you dare replace me? You'll see, I've got someone better then you. *pulls out cellphone* Hello? Mike?

raven_1201


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:18 pm


Skylar Alexandra Minatori
Edward: Jacob, there's something I've wanted to say since I met you.

Jacob: ....

Edward: And I'll be absolute HEARTBROKEN if you say no.

Jacob:...is it that difficult to ask?

Edward: Very.

Jacob: ....

Edward: Jacob....could I have a Pop-Tart?


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