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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:13 pm
ToDieLaughing rofl You people are endlessly amusing. truely, they are...
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:31 pm
edward: this is the most delicious lasagna i've ever had!
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:54 pm
You guys... have serious issues sweatdrop I swear. I think I have a brain tumor after reading all that @_@;; xp
K, here's mine:
Carlisle: ~dressed like a hippie, makes everybody hold hands in the living room, starts swinging and singing kumbaya (sp?)~
Kumbayaaaa my looord, kumbayaaaa....
Bella: ~walks in~ .....wtf?
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:41 pm
Edward: "Bella..." *takes Bella's hands in his own* "..will you bear my children?" wink
Bella: sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:30 pm
irishgirl89 Edward: "Bella..." *takes Bella's hands in his own* "..will you bear my children?" wink Bella: sweatdrop lol love yours miroku is hilarious(sp)
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:43 pm
katgems edward: this is the most delicious lasagna i've ever had! oh, and i suppose charlie cooked it, too?
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:56 pm
Edward: *walks out in bathing suit and goggles* "Do you think 30 SPF will cover me?"
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:43 pm
Edward: (infront of the Volturi, as if they're one of those group therapy support things) Hi, my name is Eddy, and I like to drink animal blood...
Aro: Were you saying something?
Edward: No... I wasn't... emo
Aro: Kay...
Edward: ARO, I LOOOOOOVE YOU!!! 4laugh heart
(I fail. :B But I like Aro. <3 He's nice for a bad guy~ >w<)
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:12 pm
Edward: My Volvo's almost as shiney as me! Bella: Edward, would you please drive a little FASTER, we're going to be late! Jasper: I'm not in the mood for blood right now.. Emmet: I'm in need of a nice cup of tea P.- Rosalie: Bella, I could use a makeover.. I'm trying to aspire to your beauty! Alice: I don't care what you have to say, Jasper! I'm too depressed to even breathe! emo ...Oh wait.. eek Esme: Esme's in the house and she ain't happy!! *snaps fingers* Unh uh, no way no how, foo's! scream Carlisle: Jasper is my IDOL! I wish I could be more like him.. *dreamy look* Aro: I'm not laughin' now! I hate all of you, nothing in life is wonderful! Jacob: Of course I'm not angry with Mr. Cullen, he's a wonderful suitor for Miss Swan. Oh ho, or should I say Mrs. Cullen! *wink wink* ..What's that, he's a vampire?... and Bella wishes for him to turn her into one of them? Splendid, let's all get together in a joyous union and celebrate their happiness! Ah ha ha..*gentleman's laugh* Mike: I wish Bella would stop following me around, I HATE her so much. I tell you, the girl's obsessed with me.. Jessica: ................. *says nothing and quietly listens*
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:18 pm
Fun thought:
Twilight ++ High School Musical.
Just ponder that.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:38 pm
**Sorry if this was already said. it was the first thing that came to my mind.
Edward: JACOB! Let's be best friends!!!
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:22 am
Bella: Like, Oh my gosh. My lip gloss is, like, totally smudged. ROSALIE, MY SLAVE! I NEED YOU TO REAPPLY MY LIP GLOSS!!! Rosalie: Yes, oh gracious mistress? Bella: Reapply my lipgloss. Now. (to Jessica) These vampires are only good for make-up application.
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Skylar Alexandra Minatori
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:56 am
Edward: Jacob, there's something I've wanted to say since I met you.
Jacob: ....
Edward: And I'll be absolute HEARTBROKEN if you say no.
Jacob:...is it that difficult to ask?
Edward: Very.
Jacob: ....
Edward: Jacob....could I have a Pop-Tart?
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:42 pm
Edward- I'm sorry Bella. I'm tired of having to guess about your thoughts all the time. What I really need is an easy to read girl, like Jessica. *pulls Jessica out of no where and gives her an adoring look* Bella- Oh my god, you dare replace me? You'll see, I've got someone better then you. *pulls out cellphone* Hello? Mike?
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:18 pm
Skylar Alexandra Minatori Edward: Jacob, there's something I've wanted to say since I met you. Jacob: .... Edward: And I'll be absolute HEARTBROKEN if you say no. Jacob:...is it that difficult to ask? Edward: Very. Jacob: .... Edward: Jacob....could I have a Pop-Tart? rofl
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