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 Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:26 am
1. BRENT!
2. DM: play The Hey Song! BAND: Caissance?
3. PARTY AT MANCINI'S HOUSE!
4. if you pass out, remeber, i will be the one to give you CPR (i don't really remember how in the world that originated...)
6. pineapples.
7. anything to do with short greasy italians (no, i am not being racist, my teacher is italian and he calls himself that, FYI)
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 8:17 am
1) saxion!/sexion!
2) where's your weight? on your balls!
3) flute rangers!
4) shorts!
5) many more...
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:24 am
[.short.attention.span.] 1) PARY AT TOMMYS!!!!! 2) ACHOO!!! 3) Mr.Lamos sleeps with Rainbows... (this started as a telephone game) 4) Nick and Kenny (2 of our tubas) with the colorguard flags... XD 5) Steve, the colorguard instructor 6) YEE-AH! 7) TO THE O!!! (our theme this year is Oz, and we form the o, so...) Don't forget!
cool HO YEAH!
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:33 am
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 1:09 pm
Five yards! - (When couples get too close they have to mark 5 yards away from each other in 8-to-5 steps)
We make fun of any 2 people that go into the ensemble room together because there are certain rumors about that dark, out-of-the-way place...
Mr. Joe's, "I hear voices!"
Cheetos.... >_< Awful story about cheetos.
And something about a broom...
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 2:20 pm
tongueing and fingering are two different things but you can do them at the same time.
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:18 pm
hmmm right now i can only think of a few things...
Tromboners...
hey...F#
Percussionists are good with their hands...
Don't ya just love...blowing...your instruments?
Ok everyone! Contest on who can finger with their instruments fastest!
Wow the band room sure does get...loud...
This one that i most laugh about with people who are interested in band...
"Hey, do you mind if I blow on your instrument?"
lol sorry if this is offensive to anyone...
lol we also have an inside joke/ theory that all musicians are perverted in some way...
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:10 pm
The "Magic School Bus" - One day in music theory, our director pulled out the thing you use to draw a staff on the chalkboard and said, "We'll call this the Magic School Bus for this class."
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:43 pm
"Flucka fluckin'" ~ Everytime we sound crappy, our BD will go "Stop flucka fluckin & play it right!", or something to that effect. So anytime someone does soemthing stupid/something bad happens, we'll say "This is flucka fluckin'"
~Blackie~
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:46 pm
we had a conversation about biology that led to carrot sex being compared to a sausage fest, so if anyone mentions veggies we laff
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:45 pm
1. Who in the hell is Fingers?!
2. John, get some clothes on!
3. I just sneezed up that note that Aaron played!
4. BD: What are you doing? (seeing drummers squeezing each other's man boobs)
Drummers: Checking each other for breast cancer!
5. What's a bong?
6. Does Russell have his hair in a bun?
7. Does your mom speak English?
8. Where can I get a man thong?
9. Nothing happened to the trailer.
10. Omar is Mexican?!
11. There was a crossover on the marimba! (said in stoned-sounding voice)
I'll add more as I think of it.
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:11 pm
i can only think of one right now.
sing this to "Happiness" from Charlie Brown:
Happiness is
pulling a Curtis,
spilling your milkshake
and running awaaaaaaaaay
funny story this is rofl ...
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:24 pm
A new one from practice today ~ "When all else fails, play D."
We were practing our marching show on the football field, and this one Tenor didn't really remember all of this song 'TSOP'. Well, for the majority of the song, the only note we play is D, so my friend Ryan said "It's pretty much the same thing repeated, and nearly all of it is a D. So if all else fails, play D." xp
~Blackie~
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:42 pm
You're killin' me Larry.
this is from last year, but i still think it's silly blaugh
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:12 pm
It seems to be a tradition to trash Mr. Posner's (MB Director) Car.
As in toiletpaper it, silly string, etc. It's always fun to tease Mr. Posner XD
He always has it coming, I mean he's always trowing corny jokes at us.
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