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Chapter 2 of this bullcrap.


The next thing I remember is falling, first though darkness, then though, clouds, then water. Why is it always falling through something after you get sucked into a magical PS2? Do they all come with that "falling through" function?


When I finally stopped falling, I was under water and drowned, much to the rejoice of the KH males who you were going to attach yourself like a leech to.

‘Where am I?’ I thought.

“Are you still ready destiny?” A voice said. Who's this Destiny person? Is it another Sue? Oh... Author just forgot to type a word... Somebody get her a beta!

‘What?’

“Are you still ready for destiny?”

‘Sure.’ I answered uncertainly Of course. They always answer yes. Yes to destiny, yes to fate, yes to unprotected and uncalled for sex with a canon-raped bishie that might result in STDs and pregnancy in real life. *huffs*


“Very well.”

That’s when I realized ‘Wait, I’m under water. I can’t breathe!’ Wow, you're one sharp cookie, aren't you?
I tried to swim up but couldn’t figure out which way was up. ‘Crap! I’m too young to drown!’ On the contrary, it's just about time you did! ^__^ So carry on~


Just as what little air that was left in my lungs left and I started to sink again I felt two strong arms grab me and haul me in the direction I prayed was up.


[[OMG the Sue finds out Riku saved her!!!1!11 And you'll never guess where she ended up. Sue meets up with equally annoying Sue friends.]]


“You scared us.” Rose squeezed Erin's neck tighter.

Mal nodded, following Rose and squeezing tighter, "Never do that without us
again.”

I had to grin at their concern “It’s not like I chose to almost drown. And I need to breathe die
.” I tried to wrestle out of they’re (Their, not 'they're! Get it right! [/grammar nazi moment])
iron grip.

They looked up and smiled, that’s when I noticed their outfits.

(AN for those who don’t like outfit descriptions, scroll down to the line of ’s) Why thank you for being considerate, but you do realize you committed Sue cliche #11. Long-winded, pointless, outfit descriptions.


Mal had on a pint (Unit of measuring?)
shirt with short sleeves mad (Now her shirt's angry?)
out of a sheer material and a large purple butterfly on it. Her pants were also pink with mini butterflies, like the one on her shirt, at the bottom of each pant leg. She had two belts, a pint (Again with the unit of measuring? Spell check and reading it over helps alot, princess.)
one and a purple one, that hung lop sided on her hips.

Rose had a long sleeved black shirt with the elbows and shoulders cut out of them and a large purple rose (LOL I get it! 'Cause her name's Rose so her outfit just has to have a rose! OHMIGAWD!)
in the front right corner. Her pants were black with purple vines coming up the left leg. She had a purple belt with silver studs on it that hung off her right hip.

This mad me look down at my own outfit. My shirt was white with fishnet sleeves and a silver star on it. My pants were white with two silver stripes going around the right pant leg. My belt was silver and hung off my left hip. The image your outfit is giving me is of a star spangled snowflake. A really tacky star spangled snowflake.


"But we weren’t wearing this a few minutes ago…" I trailed off and did a double take on my shirt.

…Well you know what happens to a white shirt when wet… AHMIGAWD, it's see-through now!!!1!11!



[[Much s**t about getting the Sue a jacket to wear and Sora giving her "that black hoodie half jacket thing" to put on.]]


Malory and Rose helped me to my feet and I whipped around.

“Sora, Kairi, Riku.” I pointed to each one as I muttered their name. “Holy crap.” I poked each one, just to make sure they were real. “They’re real.” I muttered over and over again until I felt cold sea water being dumped over my head, drowning the Sue succesfully and everyone lived happily ever after.

“Hey!” I shouted, snapping out of my fandom-induced trance. Damn, she's still here...


“And that’s why we needed the buckets!” Rose informed the trio in front of us.

“I am so sorry; you probable think I’m a freak now.” I hung my head. No, I think you're a nasty little self-insert who deserves to rot in Sue-hell like the rest of your species.


“It’s okay.” Sora smiled, “Malory and Rose warned us that might happen.”


[[s**t on how the Sues got there by means of an enchanted console. *yawn*]]


‘It’s really them.’ I thought. Sora and Kairi, holding hands (My inner Sora/Kiari fan jumped for joy. She likes pairing Sora up with a girl named Kiari? Geez, when will these Sues ever stop? Oh... My bad. It's just an attack of the Suethor's typos.
) and Riku…. Who is soaping wet? *now has an image of Riku covered with foam and bubbles*


“Were you the one that saved me?” I asked him.

“It’s No big deal.” I was the one trying to drown you, but your Suethor evidently twisted the plot so it seemed that I saved you instead. He replied humbly. muttering curses about authors who keep pairing him up with OCs

“It is a big deal.” I gave him a quick hug from which Riku recoiled in disgust
and stepped back grinning “Thank you.”

Rose put a hand on my shoulder and spun me around “I hate to ruin you fan-“I gently elbowed her “dom moment.” Which part of the body is this "dom moment?"
She rubbed where I elbowed her and glared at me.

“There are a few differences between this world and the game.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well…” She was cut off by a new voice.

“She wasn’t on the other side of the island!” the voice called.

I turned and saw

“Roxas!” Noooooooooooooo! *cries* Why must they bring you into this madness! *sobs*


There’s the first chapter for you! I know some people don’t like to read outfit descriptions, but I designed those outfits and was too proud of the not to post them! Never go into the fashion industry. Seriously. *gag*
I’ll be leaving for camp tomorrow, so I’ll try to write more on the way down there and back then type it when I get home but no promises, my creative juices have a clog in the pipe some where… And I hope that clog stays there...


Please Review, and remember what I said in the prologue about flames. I did. And don't worry, you'll be laughing your a** off reeeal soon.

Chapters... something or other. I'm not proud of this, at all. If you can, I would suggest not reading this sporking.


Blah, blah. 'Sue gets dressed. Blah, goes downstairs to eat breakfast.

“That smells really good.” Chasity jumped when she heard the voice and turned to look at who said it.
Riku: It was Sephiroth! Then he ran her through and took the pancakes.

“Riku! You scared me.” She sighed in reliefHe smirked and then went to sit down across from her.
Riku: *sighs* Why do I even get my hopes up?

“I’m sorry. I just thought I would be more interesting to look at then the wall.” Chasity smiled and continued eating her breakfast.

“Chasity? What happened last night with you and Sora?” Riku watched her reaction. She looked up at him in slight shock. She didn’t really want to answer him without Sora here so she could gauge his reactions and then plan the next move.

“I don’t want to be rude at all, but what happened between Sora and me stays between Sora and me unless he feels otherwise.” She looked down then a way from him. Riku nodded, but began to stare at her with an intense look in his eyes.
Kairi: *yawn* I'm going to go get some popcorn.

“We need to talk about something, just you and me.” Riku felt the need to bring it up. Hearing that, Chasity lowered her fork and looked at him square in the eye.

“There’s darkness in you. There’s no doubt in my mind and it’s a lot. I can feel it pulling at mine. Can you?” He leaned forward. She watched him as he talked to her.
Riku: Ack! Don't do it, Fic!Me. I thought you were semi half-decent!

She was about to answer him when she heard footsteps of someone present.

“Sora?” She called to the person. He poked his head from around a corner and smiled at her. He walked in calmly, but became cautious when he saw Riku.
AntiSora: *hiss*
Riku: What the hell?! *scoots away*
Kairi: Oh, Sora's under lots of emotional stress, so he decided to let his Antiform subsitute.

“Hey, Riku.” Riku nodded hello to him and watched him with unmoving eyes. Chasity watched Sora with a smile on her face and then turned back to Riku.

“I feel the darkness, but I’ve always been light and I don’t plan on changing my loyalties anytime soon.” She felt that it was a worthy answer and settled on it. Riku put his elbows on the table.
Riku: Oh, good. I'm guessing she won't hit on me, then.

“I don’t want you to change loyalties. I want you to accept the fact that there is darkness in you and it is calling out for mine.” Riku was determined to get her. Chasity looked at him with slightly upset eyes.

Kairi: *snort* Doesn't change the fact that the Fic!you still wants in her pants.

“My darkness may call out for you, but I will not let it get the better of me. I’ve always done the opposite of what it told me and that’s made the best decisions of my life. I don’t plan on answering this one. Answering your darkness could cause mine to become stronger and I’m not about to let that happen.”

Sora watched her respond to Riku. She felt the darkness, but she wouldn’t respond to it.

He put his hand on her shoulder and she, in turn, turned to look at him.
AS: *sticks out his tounge and laughs*
Riku: *shifts uncomfortably* He's kind of... weird, isn't he?
Kairi: It's either he laughs or he cries, you pick.

Her eyes never looked blacker.

She turned back to look at Riku, who decided he wasn’t welcome anymore. He left the house in silence.
Riku: Who says I wasn't welcome?!
Kairi: Says the authoress. She controls your every move! *evil cackle*

“Chasity? Why don’t we stay here today?” She nodded and let out a breath.

“This breakfast is delicious.” He smiled at her, glad that she was pleased.
AS: *breaks into laughter once again*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

They spent the rest of the morning in silence, watching television. Sora sat up one side of the couch and Chasity lied down with her head on his lap. His hand was tangled in her hair while her hands rested on his knees, next to her head. They both felt contentment.
Riku: *raises eyebrow* She was giving him a b*****b, and all Sora felt was 'contentment'?
Kairi: *facepalm* You have to turn everything into a sexual joke, don't you?

They were watching ‘The Count of Monte Christo.’

“Hey, Chasity? If I died, would you get together with Riku?” She shifted her body to look up at him.
Riku: ...What kind of question is that?!

“No, I wouldn’t. I’m pretty sure Kairi would.” He looked down on her as she made that clear to him. It was true. If something happened to Sora, Kairi would jump on Riku in a heartbeat. He was pretty sure that Riku wouldn’t mind.

Sora took her hand and pulled her off his lap.

After turning off the TV, he pulled her up and led her to his bedroom.
Kairi: I know where this is going.

He turned around and found her smiling at him.

He took a step closer to her to press his lips to hers.

She responded in kind and deepened the kiss. She pulled his head closer to her and took a step closer to him. His hands wrapped around her waist and pulled her up onto him. Lifting her off her feet, he carried her to the bed. He set her down on the edge and pulled back from the kiss. She grabbed his hand and lied back, pulling her with him. He knelt down on the bed and then shifted to be over her. His elbows were placed on either side of her head, so he wouldn’t hurt her with his weight. She kissed him and put her hands on his back, making a trail up and down his back. They slipped down and under his shirt. She felt his smooth back on her palms. She pulled on the shirt and ended the kiss briefly. She pulled it over his head and sat up a little, so he could lift his arms. When the shirt was safe over his head, he started the kiss. He pushed her back down to the bed, replacing his elbows by her head. She began her trail again, this time stopping at his pants. He felt her stop and hesitate and sat up.
AS: *on the floor, curled up and laughing his head off*
Riku: *pulls his feet up off the floor and stares at AS warily*
Kairi: See? Doesn't he keep your mind off the nasty? *grins*

“This is too soon. Trust me when I say I don’t want it to be, but it is.” She sat up after him and pulled herself back a little.
Riku: ...Hey, you're right. Kairi... you're a genius.

“I suppose it is. We met three days ago. It isn’t like we don’t know each other, though.” They looked at each other for a while. Sora was the first to get up.

He paced the room, his hands running through his hair. Wishing it was her hands, he had to stop.

“Okay. Man! I haven’t ever felt this way about Kairi.” Chasity didn’t show how pleased she was, hearing that.

“Its okay, Sora. I haven’t felt this way about anyone, either. This is a first for me, too. What should we do?” Sora looked at her and took in her appearance.
Riku: Maul each other?
Kairi: I hope you didn't feel that way about me. I don't feel like getting raped, thanks.

Her hair was messed up and looked like she had a rough night’s sleep. Her eyes were tired looking and yelled out that she wanted him. Her lips were a reddish color and were kind of pouty. She was breathing in deep, long breaths. Her top was twisted and looked like someone had tried to take it off, even though he didn’t remember trying. Her legs were to her side and she was leaning on her elbow. She was gorgeous. He didn’t think he would ever want her more. She shifted her legs to fall over the side of the bed and then stood up and adjusted her clothing.
AS: *sits up and growls at the screen*
Riku: *looks back down to AS* ...What's he doing, now?
Kairi: *blinks and shrugs* It's not like there's an instruction manual on how he acts and why.

After letting out a breath she had been holding, she took a step closer to him.

“What do we do now?” Sora looked at her and then walked over to her. He took her in his arms and held her tight.

“We find out what brought you here and them. Then we will find out why.” Sora had a logical answer for everything. Chasity nodded against him.
Riku: Sora's... logical? I think this fic is giving Sora too much credit.
AS: ...*starts hissing at Riku*
Kairi: I think he said 'you suck'.

“Hey, Sora? How about we go for a walk through town? It could be fun and relaxing.” She closed her eyes, breathing him in, knowing they would only get into more trouble if they stayed in the house. He chuckled and nodded.

“You go fix your hair and I’ll go get my clothes back on.” He watched as she walked away, hearing her laugh before she left the room.
AS: *looks down at self before straightening out his shirt*
Riku: Is that the sign for 'I'm feeling very uncomfortable right now'?

“That girl’s going to be the death of me.”
All: Us too.

Blah, blah, blah. Went to the Library/Cafe. She's spending all his money on books.

After they left, Sora grabbed the bag with one hand and her hand in the other. “Come along, dear Chasity, lunch awaits us at our humble abode.” She giggled at him and leaned in closer to him, putting her head on his shoulder.
AS: *points at the screen and chuckles*
Kairi: If the Canon Sora ever talked like that, I'd smack him.

When they got home, they found lunch had been prepared and was sitting on the table.

“How does your mother do it, Sora?” Chasity was in shock at the timing. He shrugged and replied that he didn’t know.
Riku: His mother was secretly God. ...You know, secretly, and all.

“It is just something that she does. It’s weird. She’s practically psychic.” He dug into the sandwiches that were prepared for them and looked up at her with his mouth full. She giggled and wiped off some of the sauce on his mouth. He smiled sheepishly in return before putting his food down and motioning for her to sit in the chair next to him. She did as requested and began on her meal as well.
AS: *makes a gagging noise before chuckling once more*
Riku: ...You know, he's still creepy.

“You know, I think my mom likes having you here. She once told me that she had always wanted a daughter. I suppose, she could see you as one.” Sora spoke softly while combing his fingers through her hair. Her head was on his chest and she was breathing so contently, he swore she was purring.
Kairi: ...*rams head into Riku's shoulder* No! You're not a cat! Stop it!
Riku: *pats Kairi's hair* Sora's mom always wanted a daughter? That explains Sora, then.
AS: *scowls at Riku*

“I hope you don’t consider me as a sister now that you’ve come to this realization. Then this would be too awkward.” They both chuckled at the thought and then began thinking about it.
Riku: Incest makes chibi Axel cry.
Kairi: Please, think of the Axel's?

“If she sees me as a daughter than does that mean that she sees me as your sister...kind of...in a weird way?” She was scared, now. He looked at her in horror.

“I hope not. If she does than she will never get over the shock. It doesn’t matter, though. It doesn’t change the way I feel about you.” He began to eat his sandwich again. She looked over at him

“In all honesty, how do you feel about me?”
"Well... truthfully, you make me want to dry heave, and that's putting it nicely.

Sora turned in his seat to face her.

“We’ve known each other for a few days. You already know more about me then my best friends. That says something. I feel like I can tell you anything. We’ve already done so much, anyway. In these past few days, we’ve made out, almost had sex, and confessed all of our secrets. You can’t get deeper than that in a few days, even a few months. What I feel for you is...I don’t know what it is. I don’t know what I want from you or anything. I just don’t know. It’s been a while since I didn’t know anything. It’s weird and not a good feeling. I want to make it better, though. I want to know what I want. I want to know what I feel for you.”

Recap: Badfic!Sora just had a cornball moment, that made absolutely no sense, because nobody would do that to a total stranger, anyways. Meanwhile, AntiSora was entertaining everyone with his breakdancing. In't he cute?!
We now return to the s**t-Fest.

She stared at him through his speech. It was good. She felt her face feel a tightening. Her nose was starting to tingle and her eyes began to swell. She felt water come out of her eyes. She felt hands come up to dry the water. They were Sora’s hands. She stood up and leaned into him. His arms wrapped his arms around her, tightly.
Riku: So tightly, in fact, that Sora accidently broke her spine. Oops. *shrug*

“Don’t cry Chasity. Don’t cry.” He held her and then lifted her up, carrying her to his room.

He laid her down on the bed and went to sit behind her, making sure his door was closed first. He pulled her on his chest and whispered things in her ear that she didn’t quite understand, but knew it was meant to calm her down. It was working.

When she was finished he just kept whispering to her.

“Chasity? Are you all right? What happened?” He looked so worried. She lifted her head up and looked at him, her face still saddened.
Kairi: '*sniffle* I-I just realized... I turned you into a rip-off Riku.'

“I don’t know.” Chasity sat up by herself and placed her hands on his shoulders .

Sora was worried now. “What do you mean?”

“I don’t know what happened. When you said that, I just...I don’t know. I guess it was just that good of a speech.” She looked down at the sheets and then back up at him

He was smiling. She glared at him which only made him chuckle even more, before he pushed her a** of the bed.

“What are you smiling about?” She made her lips do a funny shape and continued her death glare.

He let out a small laugh before answering. “I can’t help it. My feelings made you cry. I don’t know if that’s good or bad, but now I know I mean a lot to you in one way or another.” She smiled in understanding, before nodding. Too bad Sora didn't like her in that way, and that he'd soon realize that it was only a crush. Damn.

“You really do. Like you, I don’t know my exact feelings, but I know I want to find out. You know a lot more about me then anyone has even bothered to know. It says something that I’ve actually told you. The funny thing is, I don’t regret anything that’s happened here.”

His smile grew. “I should hope not.”
AS: *yawns and pulls out an eyeglass* I do say, this is a rather... tasteless tale, is it not?
Riku: *jumps in his seat* That thing can talk?!
Kairi: In a fake British accent, no less!

She leaned in closer to him, then shifted when she realized that the position they were in wouldn’t work. She turned and straddled his legs that were beneath her and leaned in.

Their lips touched gently at first, but soon began getting heated as the time passed. Her mouth opened up to him as her hands went to the back of his head, tangling in his hair. She pulled him closer to her. It was like she couldn’t get close enough. His hands were around her back and pulling her closer into him. She moaned when they couldn’t get any closer. She slowly began ending the kiss. When it was slow enough, she pulled back then gave him a peck on the lips before scooting back off his legs. They were both breathing hard and staring at each other.
AS: *Once again, laughing his a** off*

Sora was confused. One minute, they were making out like no tomorrow and the next she was on the other side of the bed. His eyebrows furrowed as his face didn’t bother to mask his confusion. He was about to say something when he saw her open her mouth to say something.

“This isn’t going to work.”
Riku: *stands up on seat and starts cheering* Yes! Is this where the nightmare ends?!
Kairi: *long sigh* I hope so... but don't hold your breathe. Still four more chapters to go.
AS: Well, ol' chaps. It's rather stuffy in this old building. For now, adieu. *bows and takes his leave*


...For the record, I just really, really wanted to use AntiSora in something. D': And Fake British accents make me smile.

Oh gawd! rofl xd Props to you for using Anti-Sora AND giving him a fake British accent! heart xD Now I know why Sora didn't want in on this... *gag*

Riku nodded, but began to stare at her with an intense look in his eyes. So intense, it turned into a laser beam that charred the Sue, saving Sora from damnation.

*hugs Sora* He needs a break. These Sora/OC fics are too intense.

...So, should I keep British!AntiSora? He needs abit more love. : D <3

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

(sorry for all the emoticons but that was the only way to express my feelings!)
Everybody is SO funny! i love this thread...

Oh my gosh those were hilarious! *re-reads*

*giggle* Axel will probably be joining them in chapter 3...^^;

He'd better.

That would make it at least slightly bearable.

Oh gawd, he's gonna get canon-raped isn't he? .___.