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 Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:13 am
...ship us all over the world to foster-families. After getting rid of us...
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:21 am
Boris decided to relax and take a quick snooze. But just as he was falling asleep....
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:53 am
...a violent storm blew up. Boris was struck repeatedly with many bolts of lightning and....
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:29 pm
..after using his last life with the ninth lightening bolt, found himself on an escalator to heaven. Unfortunately, it was out-of-order, so he was forced to take the stairs. Made by a bad carpenter, he fell straight threw them to hell where he met...
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:36 am
Davey Jones, who was eating crumpets and tea with the Cat in the Hat, who in turn began to discuss liter box strategies with Boris. Boris...
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Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:21 pm
decided that he had gotten a enough for one day and started looking around for the hidden camera and the over-excited gameshow host that was always lurking around in these situations. Checking behind a velvet curtain, boris found...
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:49 am
...the Wizard of Oz. A floating head down one end of the room said...
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:16 am
"Has anyone seen my hat? The furry one? I seem to have misplaced it". He floated along frantically, swiveling in all directions in the hopes of finding his beloved hat. Boris pointed out that...
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:54 pm
...the furry hat was resting calmly on the Wizard's head, a wicked smile spread across its furry, hat-like face.
The hat spoke: "I have decided that..."
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:28 am
"...fur is murder." And so the hat spontaneously combusted in an explosion of light and furry color. Quite allergic to exploding fur dander, Boris fell into a borage of sneezes that soon echoed furiously around the Wizard's hall. The noise awakened Binky, the...
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 12:52 pm
...previously napping chihuahua that resided in the place. Binky leapt up at once and began yapping uncontrollably. In midst his barks, a sneaky...
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 7:06 pm
yellow slug slowly crept towards the unsuspecting Boris.......very slowly.....
...........yup...........still going....................................
a....n....d......................all......most......there......
but just before it rose up towards boris...
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:45 pm
The slug decided to have a salty treat. Unaware of the dangers that salt has to slugs, snails, and witches, the poor yellow slug began to...
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:52 am
..inflate. It grew and grew and grew and grew and grew and grew and grew and grew and grew and grew and grew and grew and grew and grew and yawned loudly, alerting Boris to its presence. Boris unplugged the slug's valve to let the air out. The slug instantly began whizzing erratically around the room...
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:01 pm
only to be sucked up by the large Vac-u-Slug that just happened to turned on.
BUT WAIT! who would have done such a thing?!?
Why, whos that in the shadowy corner? It's none other than.....
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