Kibeth--Walker
Once the bus I was on took a wrong turn and I got off on a very dodgy area of Reality. I had to wait half an hour for the next bus to come! It was horrible - my Shrimp-Catching Ivy I was wearing that day had begun to wilt from the atmosphere and none of the shops sold any candy. They only sold NEWSPAPERS! Those don't taste very good at all.
crying Oh dear.
At least you're all right... Are you? If you're not, don't take it as an offense that I said "At least you're all right".
Moral: Don't tell alarming stories to a Neurotic