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 Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 1:10 pm
Punk Elf "Um, wow, that was uncomfortably close to my p***s" ~Mike "Do you mind getting your shnoodle out of my face?" ~Me "I'M GONNA BITE UR a** b***h!!!!" ~ some guy who I don't remember the name of! "s**t happens, and if your really unlucky diarrhea happens" SupraBabe14: no, really he's just there because I ask him to screw me every five seconds
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 1:13 pm
"whatever tickles your pickles!"
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 1:41 pm
"why did you gasp?"
"because i saw a cone wallpaper and it gave me 1/5 of an orgasm"
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 2:22 pm
you know sneezing is one eigth of an orgasm?!?!
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 3:34 pm
Punk Elf you know sneezing is one eigth of an orgasm?!?! oh. then i've had 1/4 of an orgasm before!
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 4:13 pm
they say that when you sneeze 15 times it's good luck.
Really it just means you may have to wet your pants.
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 4:34 pm
This is such the thread for a certain friend of mine.
"Spoons are but shovels for the mountains of food", weirdo man
"you idiot! There is no spoon! (watch it bend)", matrix man
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 4:42 pm
if this oliphant goes over 5 miles per hour, it will explode!!!!!
mierda santa!!!
eat my shorts
AY CARUMBA
HOLY CRAP!!!!
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 6:29 pm
"I would do anything to get into this EXACT situation:
Me and Cone
In a room alone together
buck ******** a** naked"
~"EWWWW THAT'S GROSS!!!!"
"I never said we were having sex!!! maybe we're just sitting there naked having ice cream cones"
~"Oh, well that's fine"
"Yes eating ice cream cones after doing activities that were not necessarily shecks"
~"OH shutup"
conversation between me and one of my good buddies....
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 6:41 pm
Punk Elf "I would do anything to get into this EXACT situation: Me and Cone In a room alone together buck ******** a** naked" ~"EWWWW THAT'S GROSS!!!!" "I never said we were having sex!!! maybe we're just sitting there naked having ice cream cones" ~"Oh, well that's fine" "Yes eating ice cream cones after doing activities that were not necessarily shecks" ~"OH shutup" conversation between me and one of my good buddies.... that's not a man!! yes it is! and when exactly did he get a sex change? i'm not your friend anymore.
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 7:04 pm
This is a strip from my Adventures of Chibi TBC comic:
[Andrew, John, and Brian are playing Trivial Pursuit]
Brian: The Israeli flag has two stripes on it.((question for the win))
John: ...eep...
Brian: Well?
John: Ah, no.
Andrew:*holds up Israeli flag with two stripes*
Brian: I WIN!!
John*to Andrew*: I hate you.
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 8:04 pm
"THAT'S SOME TOUGH TALK COMING FROM A MAN WHO WEARS A BASKET ON HIS HEAD!!!
The Scotsmen
Samurai Jack
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 8:21 pm
Wanda: we have some good news and some bad news
Cosmo: the good news is i named my nickel Philip
Timmy: what's the bad news?
Cosmo: its a girl nickel!!!
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 2:53 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 2:54 pm
An ACTUAL conversation today:
Me: Okay...I'm thinking of a movie
Slinky*quietly with food in her mouth*: The Breakfast Club
Me: The Bleeding Skulls?!
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