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>=D With me!! *kinda hyper at the moment* =DDDD WHeeee!! I got chocolate bisquits wrapped in milk choco and with a white choco core! Yuuuum~! heart Wahahahaha! 8D

*cackles* ALL GONE!! Wahahahahaha!! In my stomach! >=DDDD

=DDDDDDDDD Crrrrraaaaaaaack Iiiiiiiiiinc!!!! .... *considers editing Backstreets Boys' song Everybody and putting Crack Inc and herself into it instead* XDDDD *sings while laughing*
Gotta question for you better answer now, yeah
Is it original?
Yeah
Is it the only one?
Yeah
Is it sexual?
Yeah
Is Crack Inc everything you need?
You better rock your body now
XDDDDDD *cracks up* ~ *after ten minutes of recovering*
So everybody, everywhere
Don't be afraid, don't have no fear
I'm gonna tell the world, make you understand
As long as there'll be inspiration and sugar highs for Jenny, Crack Inc'll be comin' back again
Yeeaaaah~ah! XDDDDDDDDD *bursts out laughing, falls off her chair*

=DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Nadil: ^^ Hee hee
Nadil: And now shishi knows her sissy lost it. XDDDDDDDDDD
Chibi: <<
Nadil: XDDDDDDDDDDD *cackles dementedly*
Nadil: >O> Where's my note booooooooook??? *rusn around tearing her room up*
Nadil: *makes na abrupt halt* .... *looks beneath small poster sized pic she's making in Art and at home* >.> =D NOTE BOOK!! <3
Chibi: ...... oo;;; <<;;
Naidl: =DDDDDDDDDDDDD
Nadil: *runs around with note book high abover her head*

XDDDDDDD Frrrrrom AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaIM. =DDDD

I knooooooooooooooow you dooooooooooooo!! XDDDDD *cackles* =3 *dances* I am da best! I am da ma... woman! =DD I'm over here and ya can't put me in no mental hospital! Whoo! I love ya too, idiot! XDDDDDDDD

*rocks on to her music* Wh0000t! XDDDDDD AND NOW!!! =DDD Crack Inc proudly presents!! xD Da Chibi chronicles!! Muahahah! Naaaah! Not today. Not ever. Gyahaha!! Hold onto your hats and topees! =D BECAUSE NOW CRACK INC PROUDLY PRESENTS.... what Jenny on sugar high can come up with while washing her hair. >>;;;;;;; =D;;;;;; Yes, in the shower. And yes, sitting in front of a mirror and only got myself to stare at. >w> Why the ******** does Japanese baths have mirrors and makes you sit on small stools? o.O Eet ees beyond me. =D

Of Maids and Morons
By: Nadil

Telephone: Rrrrrrrrrrring~!
Kharl: *dressed in a maid's unifrom, with a feather duster in hand* *cheerfully* Hello~? Youkai Lord Nadil's mansion. Kharl speaking!
Nadil: *sticks his head out and around his office door, looking at Kharl* >>;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Didn't I lock him up somewhere?

=D Like in the bedroom closet or something? XDDD
=o Where are the morons you ask. Hell, if I only knew that. Staying in whatever object or room they have been locked into like good little morons, mayhaps. =D Unlike unruly little maids that needs to get taught a lesson. =o ... XD;;;

=DDDDD I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Don't I?? Aren't I loverly!? XDDDDDD *cackles* This coems from another thing which you will be seeing reeeeeeeeal sooooooon! =o Kharl just sounded too cheerful for his own good in the original one so.... this came out of it. XDDDD I love my Crack Inc!

Oh! And Jisen, I know you made a request (that was you, right? << >>;;; ) but things that pop into my head all of a sudden gets first place. XD I'll be wooooorking on that reeeequest. =D Mk?

=DDDDDDDDDDD heart heart heart Gloat in all the hearties, shishi! You might not see this many anytime soon again! =D heart ~

.... >.>;;; It does... *rips you out of the hearts and flowers scenary* =D That'S better.

Crack Inc proudly presents da original which Of Maids and Morons spawned from! =o Oh the hell spawn it was. XDDDDDD

Telephone at 5 o'clock
By: Nadil =o Yo!

Arinas -->
??? part of Arinas -->
Insane declared, youkai-who-anyone-who-wants-to-live-should-avoid alchemist Kharl's castle:

Feather lying on a coffee table: ...

Granpa clock (=D Ya know ya always wanted to see one in Crack Inc. No? =o Now you do. =D): (5 pm SHARP! >=D) Dong dong dong

Feather: ...

Granpa clock: >>x E-he-hem! "Dong Dong Dong"

Feather: ...

Granpa clock: *vein snaps* Oh, for ******** sake! "DONG DONG DONG" you bloody &$#=?/>!!

Feather: ... Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

Granpa clock: -___________________-

Kharl: *picks up the feather and put it to his ear* *mutters* This better be you, Rath, and it better be good. *cheerfully* Hello~? The Renkin Wizard Kharl's castle. Kharl speaking! Who's calling, from where and how would you like to be killed? Actually, forget the "who", I don't care.

Speaker: ... ;;;;;;;;;;;; (<-- those art sweeeeeeeeeeeat droopies! =o Many of them too) ... *raspy voice* We have kidnapped Rath and unless you do exctly as you're told we're going to kill--

Kharl: Nadil is that you? Because if this is a try to lure out extra discount it won't work. You can't kill Rath.

Speaker: .......... ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

In the background but heard through the phone: Next stop; Draqueen Central. Draqueen Central. Please watch out for the space between platform and train when you step off the carriage.

(still in the background) Thats: Rath! Put away the goddamned phone! This is our stop! Come on!

Speaker: .............. ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Thats (he's still in the speaker's background =D Not likely he teleported himself to Arinas): What was that with your voice anyway? Want a candy for your throat?

Speaker: ... N-no thanks.... ;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Kharl: >>;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; I have spawned an idiot....... No wonder the Dragons could lure him over... *Swee---------------tly* See you at dinner, darling!

Rath: Damn! *rudely and soundly hangs up*

XDDDDD I knoooooow! I love myself. XDDDD I should make a doujinshi with all these Cracky stories in and name it Crack Inc whle I'm here. >>;; XD *cackles* Would be my ultimate thing! And get someone to publish it. They're more friendly to doujinshin here than in other countries. >> Japan seems to have another view of the copyrighting here when it comes to douji. ^^