| Do you find the lack of humor in the RPs of this site bothersome? |
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| It bugs me, but I can manage pretty well. |
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| Never thought about it. (you actually can't choose this, because that means you totally missed the point of this forum). |
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| No, I like violence. A lot. |
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 Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 1:32 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh oh yeah... the RP. *Guard walks into the room* *gestures at Tye to come with him* *Follows the guard into the room* AS GUARD: "Now, we're doing a routine checkup on you, to make sure you don't bug our other.... patients. We'll give you some antesthetic, so you won't feel a thing, alright?" *Other Guard swings baseball bat at Tye* "whump!"
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 8:25 pm
GUARD 2:
"uhh... where's the head?"
GUARD 1:
"Just keep hitting him."
BASEBALL BAT:
wump! wump! wump!
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 4:46 pm
"Oh! My head! Five inches to your right!"
AS BASEBALL BAT:
*Ka-whump!*
AS TYE:
"That's the ticket!"
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 8:01 pm
AS GUARD:
"Ehr... they's not sposta talk when'zuham wakkin' em... oh well."
WAK AKW KAW WAK!
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 5:02 pm
Bleagwuh AS GUARD: "Ehr... they's not sposta talk when'zuham wakkin' em... oh well." WAK AKW KAW WAK! "Ah! That's the ticket! I'm thoroughly unconscious now, if you want to inject some weird liquids into my circulatory system and interrogate me."
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 9:30 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh AS GUARD: "Ehr... they's not sposta talk when'zuham wakkin' em... oh well." WAK AKW KAW WAK! "Ah! That's the ticket! I'm thoroughly unconscious now, if you want to inject some weird liquids into my circulatory system and interrogate me." Ehrrr... okay... *prepares syringe* "ehrr..." *looks at other guard* OTHER GUARD: *shrugs* "eduhnuh..." AS GUARD 1: *Scratches head.*
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 8:21 pm
Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh AS GUARD: "Ehr... they's not sposta talk when'zuham wakkin' em... oh well." WAK AKW KAW WAK! "Ah! That's the ticket! I'm thoroughly unconscious now, if you want to inject some weird liquids into my circulatory system and interrogate me." Ehrrr... okay... *prepares syringe* "ehrr..." *looks at other guard* OTHER GUARD: *shrugs* "eduhnuh..." AS GUARD 1: *Scratches head.* "Hurry up, old hoss!"
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Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:00 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh AS GUARD: "Ehr... they's not sposta talk when'zuham wakkin' em... oh well." WAK AKW KAW WAK! "Ah! That's the ticket! I'm thoroughly unconscious now, if you want to inject some weird liquids into my circulatory system and interrogate me." Ehrrr... okay... *prepares syringe* "ehrr..." *looks at other guard* OTHER GUARD: *shrugs* "eduhnuh..." AS GUARD 1: *Scratches head.* "Hurry up, old hoss!" Guard 2: "ALL RIGHT!!!" *Whump* Guard 1: "good, now put him on the stretcher and take him to cell 3-A5 for the rectal examination..." Guard 2: *pours tye onto stretcher*
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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 1:11 pm
Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh AS GUARD: "Ehr... they's not sposta talk when'zuham wakkin' em... oh well." WAK AKW KAW WAK! "Ah! That's the ticket! I'm thoroughly unconscious now, if you want to inject some weird liquids into my circulatory system and interrogate me." Ehrrr... okay... *prepares syringe* "ehrr..." *looks at other guard* OTHER GUARD: *shrugs* "eduhnuh..." AS GUARD 1: *Scratches head.* "Hurry up, old hoss!" Guard 2: "ALL RIGHT!!!" *Whump* Guard 1: "good, now put him on the stretcher and take him to cell 3-A5 for the rectal examination..." Guard 2: *pours tye onto stretcher* *Wakes up* "Stay away from my a**!" *Rolls off the stretchr taking shape again as a long-haired hippy-Charles, then begins to run*
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 12:49 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh AS GUARD: "Ehr... they's not sposta talk when'zuham wakkin' em... oh well." WAK AKW KAW WAK! "Ah! That's the ticket! I'm thoroughly unconscious now, if you want to inject some weird liquids into my circulatory system and interrogate me." Ehrrr... okay... *prepares syringe* "ehrr..." *looks at other guard* OTHER GUARD: *shrugs* "eduhnuh..." AS GUARD 1: *Scratches head.* "Hurry up, old hoss!" Guard 2: "ALL RIGHT!!!" *Whump* Guard 1: "good, now put him on the stretcher and take him to cell 3-A5 for the rectal examination..." Guard 2: *pours tye onto stretcher* *Wakes up* "Stay away from my a**!" *Rolls off the stretchr taking shape again as a long-haired hippy-Charles, then begins to run* AS ZORT: "HEY! HEY!" *sticks hand out of cage and waves it around. Seems he has gotten out of his straightjacket.*
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:07 pm
Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh AS GUARD: "Ehr... they's not sposta talk when'zuham wakkin' em... oh well." WAK AKW KAW WAK! "Ah! That's the ticket! I'm thoroughly unconscious now, if you want to inject some weird liquids into my circulatory system and interrogate me." Ehrrr... okay... *prepares syringe* "ehrr..." *looks at other guard* OTHER GUARD: *shrugs* "eduhnuh..." AS GUARD 1: *Scratches head.* "Hurry up, old hoss!" Guard 2: "ALL RIGHT!!!" *Whump* Guard 1: "good, now put him on the stretcher and take him to cell 3-A5 for the rectal examination..." Guard 2: *pours tye onto stretcher* *Wakes up* "Stay away from my a**!" *Rolls off the stretchr taking shape again as a long-haired hippy-Charles, then begins to run* AS ZORT: "HEY! HEY!" *sticks hand out of cage and waves it around. Seems he has gotten out of his straightjacket.* AS WORLD: *becomes an imperial battleship from Star Wars* AS TYE: *Grabs 2 blasters, shoots the lock on Zort's cell, and throws a blaster at him* "We'll hold 'em off until reinforcements come!"
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 12:53 pm
Zort runs up to Charles.
Hey hey hey, man! We can't go using these new-fangled weapons in this old-fangled world! It doesn't work out too good, that's all!
*Hands you a crossbow*
Yeah, this s**t does better anyway...
Poting! wooordgooow! Splat! Arrrggh!
ha ha! I got one!
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 4:52 pm
AS WORLD:
*go back to asylum*
AS TYE:
"Yeah, you're right"
*Ssswkt*
*svvvt*
AS INNOCENT BYSTANDER:
"My eye!! Augh!"
AS TYE:
"Sorry!"
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:28 am
Thatlatu AS WORLD: *go back to asylum* AS TYE: "Yeah, you're right" *Ssswkt* *svvvt* AS INNOCENT BYSTANDER: "My eye!! Augh!" AS TYE: "Sorry!" Zort: "The world is ruled by an evil guy! Don't listen to it!" Grabs Tye, and runs out of the villiage, heading straight for the dark dark mountains.
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:10 am
Bleagwuh Thatlatu AS WORLD: *go back to asylum* AS TYE: "Yeah, you're right" *Ssswkt* *svvvt* AS INNOCENT BYSTANDER: "My eye!! Augh!" AS TYE: "Sorry!" Zort: "The world is ruled by an evil guy! Don't listen to it!" Grabs Tye, and runs out of the villiage, heading straight for the dark dark mountains. Damn! Those mountains are dark! *puts on some sunglasses* That's pretty awesome.
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