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 Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:05 pm
 Dale Jr.- Hey Carl. I just wanted to let you know that I've given up on Kasey Kahne for you. Carl- Is that so. Well if I turn you down are you gonna wreck me on the last lap again?
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:25 pm
paige693  jimmie? i cant think of anything right off the top of my head.. so have at it "Kasey is so Dreamy he glows!" "Um, that's just the lights from our camera.""DREAMY GLOW!" domokun
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:42 pm
Kasey - "Have you found my pants yet?" Crew guy - "No, not a sign of them. We question all the other drivers, they all said that if they did have your pants, they would have asked you to autograph them by now. Plus, they're not exactly secret about their feelings towards you."Kasey - "Well s**t!" Other crew guy- "Kasey, I found these in the car. They look like love letters and they're addressed to you."Kasey - "DOUBLE s**t!"
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:49 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:03 am
Left crew guy: So Kasey, I have, uh, good news and bad news. Kasey: (Nervous) Yeah? Left crew guy: The bad news is, the telemetry came back and its all useless, you'll probably finish last out there tomorrow. Kasey: DAMN, so what's the good news out of all of this? Left crew guy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by swtiching to Geico. Both right crew guys: (Thinking) Hmmm, maybe I should switch too.
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:48 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:14 pm
 I thought that you guys could have fun with this one.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:01 pm
Kasey: Man, I'm glad to get away from everyone. But should I really be around here, its kinda lonely... Random Voice: Kasey...... Kasey: *looks around* Hmm, I must be imagining things
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:49 pm
rofl You guys rock.  Kasey: Small chuckle. "Finally, I have escaped the crazy people...."
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:40 pm
Kasey- Man I am sooooo....uh........whats that word? Oh yeah.....toasted!
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:43 pm
Kasey Kahne wanders around the garage area alone singing "I am too sexy" to himself. He walks past a shaded area and as he walks past Mr. Rogers comes out with a sniper rifel and aimes it at Kasey Kahne who is completly oblivious as to what is about to transpire. Mr. Rogers- Look who's in my neighborhood today...... Kasey- I am too sexy for my car, I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy by far... Mr. Rogers- ...I seen you in the shower. Mr. Rogers pulls the trigger and a huge net comes out and captures Kasey Kahne. Kasey then starts screaming for help before Mr. Rogers drags him away to the land of make believe.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:24 pm
Raven_Paine I thought that you guys could have fun with this one. KASEY - "Zoinks! I hope I don't run into the Phantom Racer while I look for my pants in this haunted racetrack!" *cue Scooby-Doo music*
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:29 pm
Raven_Paine rofl You guys rock. Kasey: Small chuckle. "Finally, I have escaped the crazy people...." KASEY - "...and so the pirate says 'It's drivin' me nuts!'...Oh! I get it now! HA! HA! HA! HA!"
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:39 pm
Kasey: "HEY, HEY, HEY, HEEEEEEY! *pause* You guys, come here... *whispers* Can you, um, tell if my teeth are as white as the Dodge Ram logos next to me? Be honest, though."
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