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 Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:47 pm
A: The hard one.
Q: Why are people scared of me?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:48 pm
A. 'Cause yo' momma so ugly!
Q. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a would chuck could chuck chuck norris?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:52 pm
A: None, it would chuck Chuck Norris.
Q: What sound does the offspring of a duck and a pigeon make?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:52 pm
A. Coowack.
Q. If I got new glasses, do you think my eyesight could be 20/Chuck Norris?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:54 pm
A. Yuppers!
Q. Do you like pomatos?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:57 pm
A. Better than papples.
Q. If the rat from Fruits basket and a normal rat mated, what do you think would happen?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:02 pm
A. Cheese would fall from the sky.
Q. If 1 + 1 = 375, then what is the meaning of life?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:09 pm
A: The sky is falling and the meaning of life would be *yawn*. I mean 2 + 2.
Q: If a turtle has no shell, is he naked or homeless?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:10 pm
A:both
Q: Who created life?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:15 pm
A: The one that created death.
Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsiepop?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:16 pm
A. As many as you want.
Q. Bunnies?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:21 pm
A: Yes.
Q: If solving one problem leads to another problem, why solve the first?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:27 pm
A: We're bored
Q:If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, what's the point of practicing?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:52 pm
A: We're bored. ^.^
Q: What starts with a "T", ends with a "T", and has "T" in it?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:54 pm
Mr. T
What is a truly idiotic question to ask the pope?
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