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Ice Queen rolled 1 6-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-6)
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 Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:14 pm
[ Adventureland - costume: Tarzan ( a thong)] "Of course, my dear," he said to Manyara, "we but bide our time before we find ourselves--" "STORY TIME!!" The bellow of a million voices made Fai jerk and he glanced down in confusion as a ton of little human brats mobbed towards him. "Tell us a story, Tarzan!" a little... boy said. "About the gorillas!" "No! About the elephants!" a little girl, Fai believed, yelled. "Tell a story about the elephants!" Fai blinked at them. "Well, I do know one," he said finally. "You see one of the male elephants was angry, and he started to kill off the rhinos in the area by slicing into their inners with his tusks--" "Story time is over!" one of the parents said a bit too loudly, grabbing her little girl and storming away. "I'm going to talk to your manager!" she yelled over her shoulder. Alas, not all the parents were actually listening, so several of the children stuck behind. "And then what happened, Tarzan?" the little boy asked, his eyes wide. "Did you stop the elephant?" "Why would I?" Fai asked blankly. "Because you're a hero!" the kids shouted. "Tarzan definitely stopped the elephant!" the boy said, taking over the story. Fai took a step back, relieved. His job had been done for him. He looked over at Manyara to see what she was doing now.
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Seussi rolled 1 6-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-6)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 1:21 pm
((Central Plaza-Stitch))
The shouting, the giggling, the crowding around her for hugs and high fives, the demands for her attention...it was awful. This was the worst thing she could ever imagine herself doing, being subject to such disgusting human behavior, to have to deal with this level of joy that was so pure and good that she felt like she was choking on it.
Insanity was better then this.
To the children, she refused to play nice. She flailed her arms, she growled, she yelled and swore at them in a tongue too ancient for them to understand.
And it all received more praise, more shouts of "Kawaii!" more children clambering to be near her, more laughter and good cheer. She was red in the face with her rage and they just found it amusing.
She was going to need to kill things. Several things. Several hopefully human things, preferably young children, when this was all over.
Flashes of light that left her vision blurred and distorted had her flailing yet more, her oversized mascot feet tripping as she stumbled backwards and away from the crowd. But the little people were pushing her from behind, keeping her upright, or perhaps just trying to stop her from getting the hell away.
Hell was the keyword here.
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Sosiqui rolled 1 6-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-6)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:25 pm
[Adventureland - Costume: Cruella De Vil]Evidently it was Storytime all across this benighted, false land. Manyara had her own gaggle of spawn looking at her with eyes that seemed oddly filled with hatred.
"... I ate them," she said, quietly, showing her teeth.
The spawn shrieked, apparently with delight, except for one. "You did not! You... you skinned them."
"... Yes. I also skinned them," Manyara agreed, nonplussed. Apparently the breeders did not care so much about this as they had about Fai's story. It was strangely disconcerting to expect panic and find tolerance instead. As if they had been expecting her to speak in just this way.
"I devoured their entrails."
Ah. That got a reaction from a breeder. Manyara smiled again, as sharp as she could manage.
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:43 pm
Loud music began to blare out from all corners of the trap that vaguely resembled Purgatory but was possibly even worse, colourful and bright. Just when the initiates and Horsemen in disguise thought things possibly could not get any worse, that this was very much the maximum amount of Human flesh that was imaginable in any period of space and time, they were once again proved that no, things could get far, far worse.
It all began when the crowd started clearing a bit - which was nice, and they were dragged away by several Humans wearing uniforms, which was nice too, until the Humans kept on insisting that they get ready for the Parade. Considering that the alternate option was to get mangled by Humans in a mash of fleshy Human mass, climbing on board a moving, colorfully oversized mount that had dancing Humans on it wasn't really that bad either. Why, they could see everything from their position on top of the mount, on a throne, their rightful place, until-
- Music began to blare out from their seat, loud and extremely obnoxious. Something about joy and happiness and hope and imagine, as what seemed like the entire population of Humans stared at them from down below. And then -
- "DANCE!" Several Humans were gesturing at each of the Horsemen, making strange hand gestures. They were frowning and looking upset and extremely annoyed. "DID YOU FORGET HOW TO DANCE?"
Yes, that's right. You have to dance in order for them not to suspect you. And apparently sing. OOC: THE PARADE THE PARADE:IT IS TIME TO SING AND DANCE IN THE DISNEY CELEBRATION PARADE. You feel yourself get pulled away, oh okay, fine then. Then you are placed on a float. An individual float away from the other horsemen. As most Horsemen have never seen a float before, it kind of looks like a really giant glittery mount with no head. There are railings and chairs on the float to make sure you don't fall off, or something, and there are other singing and smiling and dancing Humans on it. Several them however are frowning at you, as others keep on urging you to sing and dance. That's right, you need to blend in, if you don't you could sabotage the whole mission! It's time to do the impossible... This is all for the sake of world domination, or something, right? gaia_crown STEP 1: SINGING- You have to first, pretend you know how to sing. The lyrics have been blasting for a while even before you got the the bigger crowd of Humans outside so you at least have heard them 10 times now. You attempt to sing what you think the lyrics are saying. Who cares if you are right or not, it is so LOUD anyway... .right? Roll a 100-sided dice. The higher your roll the more accurate your singing is. You can rp your botched, or rather amazing attempt however you wish. gaia_crown STEP 2: DANCING:- Everyone has been dancing, and it doesn't look too hard, its just some clapping and twirling over and over again, how hard could it be? You have to continue dancing throughout the whole event. Every time you make an RP post roll a 100-sided dice. This represents how good you or at dancing, or perhaps your inherent ability to be born with two left feet. If you can't move your feet, you can always uh improvise. The higher the dice roll the better you are. You can roll as many times as you want! gaia_crown STEP 3: THE CROWD:- The crowd can measure how you are doing. If your DANCING roll is lower than 25 the crowd begins to frown. Some people laugh at you and point fingers. Some make booing noises. The Humans on the float stare at you funny and make snide remarks - If you roll between 25 - 75, you are doing okay, but the dancers on the stage are getting suspicious. At this point another mascot (who is not a Horsemen/ Initiate, who knows if you think they are??) - you can choose ANY DISNEY MASCOT character that has not been taken and is a part of the series you're in, so if you're Chip you can choose Dale, if you're Mulan you can choose Mushu etc), and you have to dance with them. Feel free to rp it out/ gm it out as you wish (for the dancing partner) - IF you roll over 75 you are a rock star! You are asked to come down onto the floor and dance with a bunch of mascots! You vaguely see a glimpse of another Horsemen on another mount (or Initiate), anyone situated in front or behind you, however whether or not you recognise them as a horsemen.... - If TWO horsemen roll over 75 in succession, they can challenge each other to an RP DANCE OFF on the floor. OOC For your good natured efforts, anyone who actually completes this RP will receive + 5 bonus rp points!
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Blade Kuroda rolled 1 100-sided dice:
48
Total: 48 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:53 pm
The only thing that really saved Tseng was the fact that it was time to do some sort of strange performance. The fairy-dressed horsemen took in a deep breath. The things he had to do to become a hero. Not all moments were filled with glory. He could do this.
First, they were singing something. Okay. Singing. He can do this. He took a moment to try and listen to the lyrics of the song, then went on and tried to mimic what was being said. It was a bit of a hit and miss performance as far as that went. He botched up a number of words here and there, that sounded similar to what the true song was supposed to go.
At least he wasn't exactly tone deaf.
"TODAY! TONIGHT! WE'RE PUMPING UP A PARTY NOW! LET US SALAD GRATE THE WONDER AND LOSE CONTROL! CUZ WE'RE HUMPING UP A PARTY NOW!" he shouted in a somewhat sing song fashion, "PUT YOUR HANDS UP! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!"
[singing score = 48]
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Lilwolfpard rolled 1 100-sided dice:
79
Total: 79 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:58 pm
[Cosplay: Captain Eo
Remi really, REALLY....felt awkward. Was it perhaps the white leather outfit that was srsly riding up places it shouldnt? The cape too was rather annoying.
Maybe it was the children whom kept asking who he was, and the adults whom kept asking him to moonwalk?
And then...suddenly...there was music.
And people, in uniforms of blue shirts and khaki shorts, dragging him off somewhere behind a door. What what what?
There was talking of...Parades? And... What the HELL was he suddenly standing on?
Before he knew it, there was a bungee cord stuck to the back of his costume (he had a slot for that?) and he was getting....quite literally, paraded out.
Ooooh Jack. What the hell did they jsut get themselves in to. Before he knew it... he was out and, standing there staring, at the audience. A nudge of someone next to him, and a glare.
Oh... Singing. Wait SINGING?
"Heeeyyy... Get oouuttt.... start....party now?" Hey he didnt think he was doing too shabby :<
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chiickadee rolled 1 100-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:58 pm
Ying was shoved by a few angry workers, shouting something about "get in your place already!" Her place? Was this perhaps one of Medea's associates, and they were telling her to get ready to kill? Oh Ying would've very much liked to kill some things right about now. The blood of the tiny ones, their corpses-
Lucky for her, she was in a suit. Nobody could see the deep red that had formed on her face. You see, Ying had a bit of an issue. Namely stage fright.
So much so that she stood petrified in place, not even uttering a single note.
And then what DID come out of her was an awkward screech.
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 100-sided dice:
88
Total: 88 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:58 pm
Lan paled. She was dressed as a RUG. She had been fine being ignored. In fact, it was perhaps the one time she LIKED being ignored. But now? 'Oh sing and dance for the amusement of ******** was done Medea. This had to end soon or she was going to go insane in ways not even Invictus had. Glaring at the humans ordering her around, she spat out a few choice curses in mandarin before trying to sing whatever garbage the humans had contrived.
Thank god that random blabbering was on repeat. She managed fairly well.
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iStoleYurVamps
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Blade Kuroda rolled 1 0-sided dice:
Total: 0 (1-0)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:04 pm
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kuropeco rolled 1 100-sided dice:
53
Total: 53 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:04 pm
[ DOLAN ]
It was talking to him why was it talking to him the female version of himself was talking to him.
Mengyao coughed, twisted his head, almost tripped over a small human, righted himself, turned and smacked straight into the female duck thing version of himself and promptly bounced backwards uncomfortably.
He was going to kill Medea.
Mumbling a reply that sounded vaguely like "Hello I do not wish to speak because I cannot stand to be here right this moment,"Mengyao tried to hastily make an escape.
He didn't go very far.
It was like his worst nightmare coming true. Like every bad dream, every Insanity filled creature was currently residing in front of him - everything was terrible awful horrible no good and very bad.
Mengyao opened his mouth, closed it, opened again, closed it again, and finally coughed out something that almost resembled lyrics.
"Get up get down start primping up your hearty bow - "
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Blade Kuroda rolled 1 100-sided dice:
23
Total: 23 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:05 pm
[DANCE] Oh. People were dancing too. Tseng watched them for a moment or so, then rubbed his hands together. He would do this for the glory of the horsemen. This was humiliating, but he had to do this. Of course, his method of dancing was by performing martial arts forms.  Tinkerbell should not be doing martial arts forms.
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 100-sided dice:
50
Total: 50 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:06 pm
Thera was herded, (annoyingly) to this parade. What she expected was a parade post victory. The slain heroes sung of and the fallen foes on pikes. What she got was a ******** of humans thrashing about like they had some kind of mental illness.
Almost puking over the color choices, the weapons master attempted to show her master of her voice.
"AND WE SHALL GET DOWN GET DOWN. GET UP?" Thera was doing more a war cry than a song, but at least she was making sounds.
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kuropeco rolled 1 100-sided dice:
18
Total: 18 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:10 pm
[ DOLAN ]
His life was one big chaotic mess of No.
Why.
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 100-sided dice:
89
Total: 89 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:13 pm
Lan made a horrible mistake. Looking to Tseng who had both begun to sing and dance a look of horror crossed her face. A loss of control? Humping?!? Hands up where?!? Then he was almost kicking the humans in the face-
Gold eyes went to-
Oh gods.
Mengyao.
..........Well he was singing about primping actually that made sense for him, she would accept that. Still. Mengyao singing and dancing... Lan was convinced.
She was never talking about this ever again. Even if HER movements were graceful and majestic... for being dressed as a rug.
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chiickadee rolled 1 100-sided dice:
19
Total: 19 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:17 pm
A few snot-nosed scarelings shouted, "DANCE, DOGGY DANCE!!!!"
Was she supposed to be dancing? Was this a dancing thing? Ying looked confusedly at the other mascots, noticing they were also doing ... well ... something. The fairy one was doing some sort of odd training practice, the duck was ... Ying wasn't sure what the duck was doing. The carpet was very nicely swaying though. Ying admired the carpet somewhat.
She began to shuffle from side to side, only to notice that a stitch in her costume was coming undone from the inside. "Oh my! We can't have that!" Ying tutted. She pulled out her needle book and began sewing it shut.
From inside the costume.
While dancing.
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