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Can he handle her bullets?
I don't think he can handle those. x3
Not for very long, anyway...

Yes, she is. I take pride in that. I'm ALSO briefly considering creating a character that's 4'2".
A tiny shaman girl with the longest name EVER. Lakota Onundaga'ono Mbukushu Kipungu Luchazi Banyambo Gaola Ijo Tikar Faawa Hopi.
Just call her Lakota! c:
She's South African.
Did I mention she was 25?
And 4'2", with bigger boobs than Atlas?
xD


I drowned in warm FEELS.
And steam.
Delicious.


We're waiting on you to post, dearest. c:
But if you're busy, take your time!
Just mentioning in case you did not realize.

Well. A bulletproof vest(s) and duct tape should fix that right up! c:
It would be rather hard to take off when he's getting naked, though.
But that's okay with Atlas. cx

Yes, she is a tiny one.
x3 You're going to have to copy paste that name so many times. Lol.
The funny thing is that you would never know that she had big boobs.
She wears a poncho.
emotion_awesome

But once that poncho comes off, ***** flock to her like flies to fresh meat.
Ew. c:

SHE IS ADORABLE. A 4'2" 25 year old girl as sweet as sunshine with big boobs who doesn't walk around with shoes and wears a bright poncho that pretty much drapes over her entire body.

I do.
I do all roleplays, actually.
I try, at least.
Why~?

Ipo: The power of love isn't working.
Atlas: I ******** hate you, that's why.
Ipo: I'm guessing you're not kissing my boo-boo better? D:
-SHOT-

Yes, you're going to have to use her full name a couple times.
A PONCHO. C:
And she has tribal face paint and everything.
SHE'S ADORABLE. X3

Well, actually, i've been wanting Lakota and Miranda to hit it up, because they actually share...The whole 'Rape' thing.

Lakota is South African, but her skin is not dark. She's white.
She had about nine mothers total, and probably about...27 fathers?
Yeah, half of those men were 'Rape Daddies.'
So, her mother(birth mother, along with her other mothers) was raped by a Dutch man during the Apartheid period.
Annnnddd, the genes carried to her, and she was born.
Then the war turned everything to s**t,
and her 9 mothers were taken along with her, raped again, until a bunch of Rebels released them.

YAY FOR RAPE. BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER.
( She's deathly afraid of men. )



...You want me to be a bad guy? o:
Okay. xD I will...Uh, consider it.
Link me?

Are you one of the bad guys as well?

Wtf? xD
How the hell did that come up into your imagination?
"BY THE POWER OF NORWEGIA,
I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

She'd run away so quickly. xD
She's never had cake. Or pudding...
She was kinda malnourished until she turned 12 and escaped, she kinda only eats bare minimum of things, because it's what she was used to doing her entire life. Bread, Water, Grains, Berries, Nuts and Spices. Maybe some type of bird every couple months. That's what she's eaten most of her life.

Hunny, why do you think she's so short? She's malnourished.


Luckily, she was able to get some meat on her bones when she reached her 20's, but she was already pass the point of growing anymore when she actually managed to settle down and live like a normal person.
(Bet I just made you a little sad, didn't I? >.< )

Yeah, it is rather sad.

She loves children. Male, Female, doesn't matter.
Her trust builds with men she's known for most of her life, so i'm sure she won't be scared of little Lukas.
Children aren't capable of rape.
( Wait till you read her bio. Oh the feels.)

IPO IS THE LAST PERSON SHE'D TRUST. XD
Shall I quote what your character's bluetooth person said?
"MULTIPLE CHARGES OF ARSON, BATTERY, BRIBERY, SURPRISINGLY NO SEXUAL HARASSMENT CHARGES, PUBLIC DRUNKESS, DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY, SUBSTANCE ABUSE, INSULTING OF MENTALLY DISABLED,"
Do I need to go on?
Oh, yeah, ***** would have a heart attack. XD


...I don't like that guild.
I'm fine with no post styles, but Race, Character Class?
It's too...Tightly placed, if you will.
I feel there is not enough freedom with your character.
So, no. c:
But thank you very much for considering me.
I must decline.

xD Those Dubs sound so weird. I'm used to Japanese Sailor moon.
>.<

No, no, don't worry.
In the point of the Roleplay where I bring her in, she'll be eating normally.
Like, rice, meat, water, milk for pretty much every meal. And then she'd eat bananas when offered to her, and tons of vegetables.
That's about it. Enough to keep her living and strong. She's never going to have junk food. It would upset her stomach and she'd probably throw up, anyway.

But I understand your thoughts~ I won't put Lakota through THAT much pain when I roleplay with her. I ain't that evil. But she'll definitley go through a little pain. Just because.
I'm kinda that evil. emotion_dowant

Her breasts only started growing in when she was like...18, and started eating right. The first thing she started eating was milk products to get her bones stronger. Butter, Cheese, Milk, Yogurt, etc.

Her Bio is going to be very sad and long.
Lakota just can't be hated. She's just too sweet, despite the s**t she's been through. But she'd love Lukas. Just because he'd be a cute little kid.
Miranda would just remind her of one of her mothers. They were strict as hell. x3

Lakota: As long as you didn't hurt anyone and you enjoyed it I guess it's okay.... v u v
-Aww's everywhere in the crowd-
Lakota's spirit animal would be...A doe, probably.
Super skittish, curious, easily afraid, and generally happy and loving.

I have a feeling Miranda would join in on the shooting of Ippy if he got too close to Lakota. xD

Yeah, sorry. I'd join, but I don't want to force it. >.<
Thank you very much for considering me though, I appreciate it. c:

I own all the batman movies.
I ******** LOVE batman.
c:
Supey can suck Batman's balls. He ain't got nothing on him.
I want to buy the old comics, but they are insanely expensive.
Oh well. Dx


Yes, she'll be healthy Lakota.
Sweets for Lakota is honey.
That's it. She doesn't even know what Sugar is.
And I mean fresh honey that is still in the honeycombs.
Manufactured honey would upset her stomach.

Yes. I don't think Miranda would be the type of person to abort or give away.
That's not being evil. That's not being an a*****e. You did a good deed making her keep the baby.
You were evil to have her raped. x3

YES. Lakota has her lucky moments.
Lakota's mothers were strict because she didn't have anything.
If they asked you to do something, it wasn't because they were too lazy or didn't have time to do it, it was because you had to do it to live yourself.
When you have 18 siblings it works that way.

Seriously, I can imagine Lakota meeting Lukas now.
Lakota: Hi there, it's nice to meet you.
Miranda/Lukas: His/My name is Lukas.
Lakota: Lukas, huh? Well, that's a beautiful name your mother picked out for you. I have a lot of names. How about I tell you all of them and you can call me your favorite, that sound good?
-smile that eradicates all evil from the world-
-cops paste Lakota's name-

A German bear.
Oh my.
Why do I imagine some weird tough black bar with a scar on it's face? e.e"

LOL, Lakota would be in in the back waving her arms around like a hippie. "Hurting people is bad! What would your son think!?"

Most people don't,
but that's okay.
It's that tiny part of me that is totally American.
Because even Canadians need a break from Canananananananadaland once in a while.

Fresh honey is sweeter, and the honey combs are just chewy and tasteless, like gum. They're annoying when they get stuck in your teeth, though. :c
That. Would. Be. Adorable.
Lakota would happily volunteer to splash around with him to rinse off.

Lakota can help her with that. Maybe it won't be so hard because she knows how she feels.
LAKOTA CAN HELP HER WITH EVERYTHING.
You know how mom's always try to tell their children to be grateful for what they have when they complain, talk back, etc.
The minute that happens with Lukas, Miranda will just pull out Lakota. xD
That's all she has to do, and Lukas should be depressed for a couple days and re-think his actions.

I suppose that would be nice, no sense in raising a military rape child. :c

I feel bad for Miranda. x3 Lakota is totally going to side with Lukas when he's growing up.
"Faawa it is! You pick such pretty names, Lukas. Hey, if you want to change names too for the day too, my older brother has 25 other ones that you can choose from! But always be happy for your original name, Lukas. Just like i'm happy for Lakota. Lukas and Lakota!"
x3 Those will be happy times indeed.

LOL, YES. XD
"Shot the ******** straight in the head! Then I went for it's cub, and it started foaming at the mouth when it attacked me. See this scar?
Yeah. That's from 'er. Caught the thing drinking my good German beer, too..."

"Okay, but promise first you won't hurt him, okay?"
-Miranda Promises-
....10 minutes later,
-Lakota in tears seeing a bleeding Ippy in the corner-
"YOU PROMISED. D:"

Oh, you know.
Poutine, Ketchup Chips, Penicillin, Pancakes and Maple Syrup...
The Maple leaf.
:3 (Basically the same things as in America. )

Yeah, once the honey leaves your mouth it ain't so pleasant. x3 You can ingest it, but you'd rather spit it out 'cause it's like wax.

x3 Lakota could teach him a lesson by making him walk about 6 or 7 miles to get a bucket of water.
And then she could bring him back and cry, feeling bad that she made him go through that.
Ohh, Lakota. :c

Aww. She'd feel so welcome! Probably cry some more because she'd feel that way./ ; u ; Lakota should have them go on a family trip to South Africa. They'd learn a lot. And Lakota could go with them to Germany!
Ohhh, the feels! >.<
....Lesbian couple? I think they'd be mistaken as HER CHILDREN.
Lakota's as tall as a 6 year old. xD

Lakota would. "Waaaatteeerr! I mean, all you have to do is spin something and it comes out! I didn't know so much clean water existed except in the ocean! Why do you want to drink water mixed with pee? I've tried it, it isn't very good!" xD
And then the guilt comes to Miranda.

Lol, Lakota would still offer to help him as he tried to grope her boobs.
"Are you okay?
GET AWAY FROM ME!
Wait, don't move so fast, you'll bleed more!"