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 Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:19 pm
"Oh fuuuck.. I'm gunna hurl.." Otto wanted to cover his mouth with his hands to block the stench, but they too were covered. There was no winning, only suffering.
Allan's rain dance made it worse.
And then the girl's bathroom was revealed, which was also worse considering the gaggle of men probably looked less than attractive in such a state. More like horrid monsters of filth and depravity.
Otto held his breath, fighting off the physical reaction to gag as he sloshed through the grit, trying to escape and find a way to become clean again.
Minipet poop was nothing compared to this... oh no this wasn't going to stick for weeks was it? Oh nooooooo....
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:25 pm
Allan looked shocked. "Leon-kun! Now is not the time for such words!" He quickly embraced the other man, closely, in a manly way okay:"I know there is a darkness creeping into your kokoro, but you must remain strong, and fight for what you believe in, fight to overcome all evil and only then can we defeat the strongest of allies together." If Allan had broken another wall, there might have been a sunset in the background framing their beautiful figures.
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:39 pm
What the actual ******** style="color: olive">"Allan, sir. Personal space." he stated softly and tried to break out of the man hug.
Naked man hugs.
Everything else went out the window at that moment. That sunset could just explode for all he cared.
An exploding sun would in fact probably make this a shred more bearable actually.
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:10 am
"Glasses!" Jerry coughed from the midst of the man pile and spraying sewage water, his eyes streaming as he flailed wildly- wait was that a face under him? His groped about to try to identify it, but there was just a dim fuzzy bit of blonde and no defining scars to go by, "Someone find my glasses!!" Summoning Roar would not be a good idea if he couldn't see where to aim.
And a towel, a towel or his bathrobe would be very nice.
Jerry fought the urge to break down into tears like the fully capable grown man he was.
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:04 pm
The tiles shook one more time, as in in feeble protest to Allan stabbing the floor -
- As the steam finally exploded all around them in a loud fizz, before condensing together, into a singular shape of soap suds, slight grey mist, and just the lingering hint of Insanity from when the trainees probably Didn't Quite Destroy Enough Phoenixes.
Allan crowed triumphantly. "Found it!" He made a reach for the impending Insanity creature of both fog, soap suds, and all sorts of unmentionables, managing only to cleave off one of its limbs, which immediately reformed back from the mess. The Sun lead took a second to think exactly what that meant. This was a very difficult puzzle for him, okay.
Unfortunately, the Insanity shower squid was not in the patient sort of mood, smashing down another wall before releasing jets of eye-watering soap bubbles in all directions. The horror! It had to be stopped!OOC VERSUS THE INSANITY SQUID HP 150/150- PRIOR TO ATTACKING, ROLL 1d6. Match your dice roll to the results below: - All players are invited. The ladies washroom is right over there after all... If you roll a 1 or 6: Continue attacking as normally. The squid is a little soapy to the touch, and it seems to just continuously reform whenever you hit it, but it retreats if it has been hit too many times in the same area. It does 5 auto damage. Regular battle dice mechanics apply. You can only attack once per successful 1 or 6 you roll. Ie: You roll a 1 or 6, now you can attack. Roll your attack roll. Now you need to roll a 6-sided dice again. If you roll a 1 or 6 again, you can attack again. If you roll anything else, you get one of the results below (match it up and rp it out). After you've done that, you can roll again. Turns are unlimited as long as you have HP! - Make sure to post the cumulative HP of the squid If you roll a 2: Instead of hitting the squid, you accidentally slip on a sud of soap and go flying! You feel like you hit something solid, but it's hard to tell: congratulations, if you were nude, you just flashed a certain camera that two certain trainees are watching in a certain Death Division assistant's office a very close shot of your elephantsIf you roll a 3: Instead of hitting the squid, you accidentally misstep on a pot hole and go crashing to whatever trainee above you, accidents happen, but no homo now. If you roll a 4: Instead of hitting the squid, you accidentally are blinded by a squirt of soap. AHHH! IT BURNS!! In attempts to wash it off, you collide with whomever posted above you, accidentally nailing them in the 'nads. (Unless they happen to be female...). If you roll a 5: You step on something that is neither soap now soap suds and probably looks like it uh, escaped from someone doing a number two in the toilet, if you know what I mean. It's going to take you years of therapy to wash that from your foot....
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Baneful rolled 1 6-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:22 pm
Harrison valiantly returned plus one set of swords and Rep felt ready to take on anything that might come their way. At least until Allan knocked down the wall to the showers next door. That probably wasn't such a good idea, there might be bitches in there, naked ones. And no one had time for that.
Things got back on track though as he seemed to find what he was looking for. A lot ******** more than Rep expected as an insanity creature decided to haul itself together out of the floor. He grinned toothily and steadied Tracey, a fight was a fight.
He charged in, axe at the ready, set to dole out some carnage. He didn't really expect soap in his eyes and in an unmanly fashion yelped and skidded on the slippery floor, Tracey throwing him wildly off balance and into what would probably be a fairly impressive scrabbling dance to keep his balance. It might even have been impressive if at the end he had managed to keep his balance.
Instead of kicking poor Jerry in the bits.
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:23 pm
The sounds of destruction didn't stop. Sherry didn't want to watch anymore. She didn't want to see anymore naked people flailing around and attacking the showers and-- Against her better judgement, she took her hands away from her eyes and looked at the screen again.
"Oh, Holy Hell! What is that?!"
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OnionGrump rolled 1 6-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:41 pm
Ryan had really considered just leaving. Taking a public shower was bad enough, but one that was knee deep in sewage water and now occupied by both naked people of both genders and a freaking squid monster? He was going to have nightmares about this one for the rest of his life!
And was that Wilson's floatation device it has on its tentacle?
Ryan was about to get a closer look to try and decide whether or not Wilson was drowning somewhere in this chaos, when a spray of soap hit him in the eyes.
"Owowowowshitsonuva--" Was all he managed as he flailed, blindly, slipping and sliding before finally kicking something. Something terrible.
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Bilious rolled 1 6-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:47 pm
Suddenly there was the sound of mayhem and a blurry shape erupting forth and oh god where were his glasses who showered wearing their glasses this wasn't his fault and there, Allan's voice barking orders- Jerry was about to summon his weapon when suddenly Rep's foot came crashing down on the last place he wanted it.
With a wild, pained yelp, the abused Sun Hunter toppled backward, flailing into the closest person, tears in his blind, crossed eyes.
Ryan got a rather nice face full of confused and startled and pained and naked Jerry.
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Toshihiko Two rolled 1 6-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:56 pm
Alright, Ryan belonged on the shitlist too. Maybe not Wilson territory, but he'd attacked Caelius and now he was causing Rep some...serious...damage.
"Hey," Harrison snarled, about to march over there when his heel hit some soap and he found himself spinning across the room instead. He came to halt at what he assumed was some kind of broken jacuzzi jet, but was grateful for the room to not be spinning.
And for the octopus not to have ripped him in half.
His trunk, unfortunately for the camera, was in full swing, along with the crown jewels (which were less blue than advertised).
At least until somebody else pinned him to the wall, and the camera fuzzed out of focus...before righting itself in majestic, sweeping detail.
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MoonKitsune rolled 1 6-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:58 pm
Melvin hadn't wanted to leave the safety of Leon's stool and had been attempting to keep balanced on it, but with all the tiles, steam, and what was appeared to be a soap sud, steam octopus (something that didn't really make him feel comfortable considering they were all naked), the stool was pretty much swept away towards the wall. The only way he could escape this hell was to kill this thing, and while he was trying not to have a panic attack or touch anything, he tried to aim.
This didn't work too well when the tentacles and soap made him loose his balance and be shoved up against another blonde. A blonde that was the same height of him, heavily scarred, and rather muscular. Even without his glasses, he looked up to see that it was the newly engaged Harrison, a man he barely even spoke with.
There was a frozen realization before he jumped back.
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Baneful rolled 1 6-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:12 pm
Rep was about to apologise to Jerry - and strongly consider removing his own foot - when the blonde blur that was Ryan careened his way. He managed a strangled sound of surprise and little else as he went off into a land of unbelievable agony. The other hunter was already on Rep's list of miscreants, the assault did nothing to endear him in any way. Sometimes the piercings were a regrettable mistake, this was one of those times.
When he got back up, he was out of breath, shaky and vaguely wondering where he was and what the ******** just happened. He was about to ask Harrison what the hell just happened when he spotted Melvin taking clear advantage of his incapacitation.
He hefted Tracey, he was done with this ******** squid thing.
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:27 pm
Finally finding the courage to look up, Kat's heart stopped dead when a very close up of a certain something showed up on camera.
E-e-e-e-ELEPHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!
Though all the way in Mark's office, the hunters down in the showers may, or may not have heard something close to this.(( Kat and Sherry are not in the shower room. They are watching this all on camera in Mark's office ))
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Toshihiko Two rolled 1 6-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:55 pm
"H-hey, what the ********- get-"
Melvin, luckily for his ribs, stepped back. Harrison whirled around.
"Listen, pal... goddamnit, Melvin-" Harrison was about to give him an earful, when he got nailed in the eye with some stray shampoo. He spat and rubbed at it. Just what the hell. Blizzard would be better conditions. He scowled and turned back around to steer a spray of shower water into his eyes to clear them.
There was a lot of elephantine action in the meantime.
Some part of the display nailed Kat right in the ladyparts, apparently.
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MoonKitsune rolled 1 6-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:04 pm
"I slipped!" He said when Harrison rounded on him, both terrified of getting punched in the face for something he had no control over and possibly being knocked out and falling into the nastiest of waters imaginable.
Then the same spray of soap that blinded the Sun also got right in the Lifer's eyes, and turning away, he hit something. Something he never wanted to hit in his life.
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