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"My Tallest you honor me with this opperutnithy and I shall not fail you agian." Tak swore to them both. "And in referance to Zim's new inpriitng I know the creature that you are interested in. A human named Dib. Somehow and I fear I do not know but they aide eahc other.. tip the scales in their own favor. Zim somehwo surived becuase of Dib's interferance and when I fialed the firt time to make the Earht vauable to you it was because they both worked togeahter. They may hate each other but their dynamics is most curious. But I will seperat ehtem Dib cannot be in two places and niether can Zim. I will sned you Zim's bloody body and his Pak and I'll deliver the human perosnlly to you for your disection. I swear this to you."
"Tips the scales huh?" Red sounded somehwat more intereste dnow. Glancingat Purple to two came to a silent descion. "Tak you shall for the duration of this test of your be promoted ot Invader, you will be granted the resorces and access of the rnk. Fulfill this and you will be promoted permantly. We cna send you a ship to pick ou up."
"no need." Tak informed them both. "I took and used what was needed form the pitiful lifeforms on thsi palnet. I made my own ship modified it entirley and .. simply to get ride of these pests ahave liquidated the enire primitive colony of creautres that was here." Take informed them.
"Than porced." Red said simply as the trnasmission was cut as Tak bowed. Glancign at Pruple agin. "We might autlaly get good new for a change."

"Oh! And than we'll alwyas have soemhtign to laugh at!" The tow fo them burst otu laughing.

"Well I don't thinkthey'll be comign naytie soon." Zim said after the two had dithced shcool and had been fallowed by the men in white coats so to speak. A blurr sort of happened, mainly there was punching sappign and Zim was certin he insincerated a few of them at one point.
Though when the duck showed up he wasn't sure.
ending up in the park though was better than wheever they were going to be dragged or where Dib was going to be dragged to anyway. "I think that issue is solved."He said sitting onthe grass where a burnt shoe was once worn by one of hte men.

"No." Zim said simply while wathing the duck walk off with the shoe in it's bill, wierd. The smell of tobbaco was unnatutral to Zim and the fist sevle times he was exposed to the smell he gagged and cuaghed vielntly, natural smoke was much diffrrent. He was mor eused to the smell and knew how to filter the sent somewhat now.
"Humans have odd mehtods to dela wiht malfucntions in your speicles. Irkens just kill it. So much simplier." but than agian he was sitll alive so that mehtod appanrlety wasn't working so well for red and Purple,though zim knew if they came personally yes he woudl die he had no illusions what so ever about it.
In his new upgraded disguise he worse sunglasses at all times ot conceal the fact hat one eye was dead though he had attmepted a contact ove rit, it hurt way to much to evne try."You smoke and Zim will del wiht these annoyign glasses." he muttered fidldign wiht them to acutally sit right for once.

"Remember last time i wore goggles in public." Zim said sense.. well they didn't tlak aobut that incidnt, jsut tow eird and heonslty .. a tad disturbing. "Though as long it's not wensday on a full moon I think we'll be safe for the time being .... What is worng with you?" Zim aske dsuddenly looking over at him snese Dib suddnely went .. weird, werider than normal. His body heat was higher than nromal. "Dib if your aobut to have another panic attack Zim wishes to be informed to Zim may prepare the slapping of your face ahead of time... I need the right gloves for that."
oh .. that's what i was ... well this jst got more akward for both o them. "Um your .. mating inpulses are .. somehwat showing Dib... thaught you should know .." Zim mutttered out not entirley sure what to do with himself.

"I would have disagreed wiht you months ago about hating one's own race. Though I agree fully with you. Don't let it get around." Zim told Dib looing at the human wondering why he was suddnely no longer facing him.By all outward apperances they were two school kids ditching and probalby smoking given the racitons of some of hte adults that was exaclty what they thaught was going on.
"Your my Tallest Dib, regardless if whether we boht like it or not, I'm tolerating it more now mind you, but I am by all classifications of the words yours." Saying it to a human felt weird as hell but it was the truth.

"There .. are things I have .. admittidly grown found of." Zim admittidly slowly after a little while had gone by. "Sole exception of a life form but everythign else save for .. maybe the planet iself I detest." He admitted. He had grown .. found of the human depsite all the odds, whether or not it was anythign particulary specile or not he wans't sure.
"Your the sole exception to eveythign I hate on this planet." He admitted fianlly no he wnast sure what it fully entialed yet anyway but he knew tha tmuch. "Feel free to tkae that.. regradless of the meaning." He fidgeted akwardly sense he suddnely felt odd, really odd.

"Oh thank Irk than zim isn't alone in that feeling." Zim said like it was no big deal and at Dib's shocked expression he just stared at him. "If Zim knew why I even felt half thse things I wouldnt' be confused and annoyed. But I am .. deal with it!" He spazzed out by falling bakcwards and flailing for a few seocnds, this made passerbyers assume he was a drugies on a massive high.
"Why do you make thigns complicated human? Things were never complicated than you coem and htey are compliated. " Rubbig his eyes for no reason and htan staring up again at the ksy beofr esitting bakc up agian. "Doens't help that these ... feelings dont come up for Irkens.." He muttered.