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 Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 6:31 pm
The commotion was happening elsewhere, and Saliva was bored. Hopping down from the table she was standing on, she came over to watch a large boil heave up a hunter, and clapped her hands. That was until some harpy came over to ruin the fun.
"Oh, zip it. Let him mash that hunter up a bit. I'm sure he has been through a lot." She scooted up near Roar, smiling. Finally a boil with some meat on him.
"Show him how dangerous a weapon can be."
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 6:35 pm
Nona gave the fat, squatty little beast a hard look. "Nona does not care if this one is beat into paste - Nona only cares that her bonded will be upset over the fact." The Alkonost sniffed in annoyance. "For some reason she ... well, perhaps not. No, no. Mash him to bits, Nona does not care."
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 6:42 pm
"That's the spirit, Tweety! Mash him into paste!" She smacked the ghoul's back before pumping a fist. Weapon vs hunter - the humans would certainly know who had the real power here.
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:02 pm
"R-roar! We're partners! I"m just k-keeping you out of trouble!" Jerry pleaded as he was easily lifted off his feet. "Partners, he says," Roar grunted, "I'm the one who earned you this coat. S'why I'm wearin' it now. A week is a short period of time, bub. But I'll make sure you remember who wears the coat in this 'partnership.'" "Stop it! C'mon this isn't f-funny! Clerise! Help!!" Roar eyeballed the trashcan in the corner, debating his options.
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:11 pm
Clerise hmmed a little, watching the drama unfold, not minding at all that Nona's talons were running through her hair. Not minding at all. "The doctor is quite a something, but--" Nona wandered off, towards a certain howler, and... "Oh, come on," she muttered, rolling her eyes skyward. Seriously? Is this what she and Balthazar had been like not so long ago? The acrobat encroached upon Roar and Jerry's personal space, laying a hand on his bicep. "And he's the reason you're not locked up in a teeeny tinyyy little tablet in a basement full of other rocks, isn't he?" She asked, grinning. "Come on. Don't waste time tormenting your person--" Clerise spared Jerry an appraising look, before flitting her attention back to the howler, sliding her hand up to his shoulder, attempting to coax him to quit it. "So basically, stop being a little s**t. There's better things to do." Red eyes glanced to Nona, who was not so far away, giving Roar a wink. " Seriously."
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:08 pm
Seven-Still-Smencil. Close enough. Svenysl's wing moved to curl around the little creature. "I frequently get an expansive barm of nothingness, so no, no 'access'." A huff. "I mithe swear that she despises me." Without another word, he hefted Syntax up and over his wings to sit just above them, an effective Jabberwock-style piggyback ride. "Was there something that you or your human were curondering about?" He didn't even flinch when he felt a tongue against his cheek, but did opt to close his eye to avoid having his eyeball licked. A claw swept across the remaining bit of icing, and he held it out towards the sweet-craving stranger. "To save you some effort," he clarified. Head tilted to catch a flash of green out of the corner of his eye, he wiggled his wings. "What games have you, techling?"
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:10 pm
"Well I don't have to take it from you!" The kid made a face and then stuck their tongue out at Ceres, creating quite a show. A nearby Hunter rolled their eyes and then began to text very slowly.
Said kid turned to Locke. "Don't worry, even if your Hunter has been brainwashed, mine totally hasn't. He's like super awesome and we train all the time to learn Ultima and Meteor and he totally has a bajillion stat points in anti Homo because I taught him and he'll totally buy me a new PSP too. Then we could have two because your Hunter has five-hundred bucks and he can buy you one with the remaining money!" Actually, in theory that would be thre-
"Yeah I know you don't hate us," he raised his nose, suddenly rather haughtily at Ceres, "You just are super evil, because all moms are evil you know. It happens sometimes, especially secret bosses. Noone knows why secret bosses attack you but they do." Clearly, he just knew everything.
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:42 pm
"I don't know." He answered honestly. "But anything to stop this from escalating any more is better than doing nothing, I suppose. Besides, I'd like to know why his owner is letting him wander around on his own like this."
Seriously, what kind of hunter was that irresponsible?
However, at least now Ryan had an idea of what was going on. Though he had no idea who this 'Grump Greenie Gramps' was. "Is that all?" Ryan smacked his forehead with the palm of his hand and groaned. He knew that Locke was immature. But he didn't realize just how immature he was, until today. "So this is what? Just all a childish misunderstanding that got out of contro--urk..."
Vanilla what?
The moon trainee saw the fangs and took an involuntary step back, putting his hands up to keep the vampire at bay. "C-Ceres, you wouldn't happen to know the number and owner of this one too would you?" He asked. He didn't know much about golems, but he hoped they weren't capable of feeding.
Locke on the other hand.
"Really!?" The carbuncle perked up at the mention of his own PSP. Really? His own PSP? He could beat the boss over and over with 'power' and not get in trouble for it! Noah was the best! He even trained his hunter! "You're so lucky! I want to learn those too! Can I? Pleeeeeease?" He pleaded, looking at the doppelganger with wide, hopeful eyes.
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:54 pm
Jezebel raised both of her eyebrows when the dragon boil with an appetite to rival a trash compactor yelled at her. "Eat them or feed you?" She muttered, considering her options carefully. She could keep throwing them, or she could eat them, or.. She grinned playfully. "Okay. Open your mouth and catch." She very daintily threw a cube of jello at Nidhogg.
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:48 pm
....Did that little kid really just call her a secret boss? She had no idea who this one kid belonged to... but she could use this to her advantage. "Ah i see you figured out my secret..." She prompted, looking towards Ryan for a moment like 'PLEASE PLAY ALONG OK'. "But you see, kids, if you want to get the special ending AND item to the game you dont defeat me. No you need to get a.... special secret password out of me." She paused, frowning. "And the only way to get it is to behave." She wondered if this would actually work. Probably not, but hey its worth a shot. With Ryans worrying though she looked up and quirked an eyebrow. "That's Marcus's weapon... i forgot your name actually, but could you please not eat my friend? No matter how annoying he is. I'll find Takeru for you later?" Peace offering?
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:17 pm
"In a pack, you gotta' learn to bite back or you get pissed all over." Roar finally let the miserable man go with a snort. "Livin' in that guy's head is like barkin' at chickens. Chickens too stupid to do anything but run." He glanced back to Jerry with narrowed eyes. "I been tryin' to make a man outa' him- but take him off the damn field he's like a chicken with it's head cut off. Jack'n Hell I'm hungry. No one's thrown the nuggets right?" Jerry staggered back, hands trembling as he brushed himself off. "Can golems even eat?" What was he supposed to say? The weapon was moronic and dangerous. "Y-you're problem is you... you think everything is simple! B-blow it up, eat it, f-f-.... sleep with it-" "Animal instincts. Sorry can't hear you through the s-s-stutter. I got too little time on this vacation from your sorry head to waste it." "At least one of us has some sense of compassion!" "Is that what you call it? You seem as eager as me to blast the place up at any given moment."
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:07 am
The kid looked extremely, extremely extremely interested in what Ceres had to say until she mentioned behaving, in which his expression fell flat. "I have been behaving this entire time, now tell buttface over there -" he pointed to Ryan - "To give back my PSP!" He made grabby hands for it, and then thought twice because of germs. "Well, we'll never surrender! Take no quarter! You haven't even seen my b-"
- "Noah!" A slightly familiar Sun lead sauntered into the cafeteria, deftly ducking a few cubes of jello, looking around until he spotted the little group in the corner. "Ohayo Ceres-kun, Ryan-kun, Chester-kun."
The Sun Hunter lounging behind them regaling in this mess waved respectfully to Allan and then turned around, clicking his cellphone closed.
"Allan, you're here!" The weapon suspiciously apprehended his owner just to make sure he didn't have any signs of Homo. "Are you going to show boss Queen Homo- ow what was that for?" He rubbed his head.
"That's Allan-taichou to you, you little runt, and we talked about bad words now Noah, there are lots of people who like each other, no matter who they are, love is always free." Allan continued to noogie his weapon until Noah's hair was a complete dirty-blonde mess.
"What does that have to do with Hom- owowowowowow, okay I'm sorry!" The kid glowered at Ceres, entirely not sorry. "Besides she was totally threatening m- owowowowow - fine - I'm sorry for calling you an evil Homo Boss mom." A ragged sigh. "Can we go now? And watch One Piece? Can we bring my new friend? He'll totally watch One Piece with us, right?" 'Noah' pointed to Locke.
The Sun lead looked from Locke and Noah to Ceres and Ryan and chuckled. "I'm sure once these poor Hunters are done their work for the day they can find us any time. We'll be up in our room, of course you are all invited to watch One Piece with us." Allan beamed. "We'll be watching episode two again!"
-"My favourite episode!" Noah piped up.
"And we will even sing along-"
"-Together!"
All talk about homos or anything related to it was forgotten as the Sun lead scooped his errant weapon up, literally, onto one shoulder and began walking out. Noah gave Locke a small bye wave and a shout about 'Seeing him later for the show!', and then attempted his best to steer his vassal out the right direction.
"One second," Allan stooped over to where Jerry was having small issues with his weapon, putting one hand on Jerry and the other hand on Roar. "Now, I know this is a special occasion for everyone, but remember you two have to work with each other as nakama. And nakama means looking out for each other and accepting them for their faults and flaws no matter what."
"Yeah, no matter what!" The pipsqueak seated on Allan's shoulder offered.
"Jerry, if this is your weapon, I think you should respect their opinions, and let them express themselves without overreacting. However,-" Here, Allan turned to Roar - "You also need to remember that a good bond is a strong one between you and your Hunter. You have worked with them enough to know who they really are, and that you chose them."
"Uh-huh!" Added Noah helpfully.
"So if you really have faith in them, then you will both respect each other and give each other a little space." The Sun lead finished, wrapping them both in a small hug. Noah made a face.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:20 am
Saliva was watching all of this wishing for popcorn and out of everything thrown, popcorn was not one of those. She also doubted a pile of cream corn and what might have been meatloaf or maybe salisbury steak would not be good audience food. Instead, she watched with clasped hands, jumping up and down with a jingle of her ornaments and beads to see the big boil punch his hunter into the nearby wall.
This did not happen.
Another hunter came in and gave a nice, pretty pink speech about togetherness and understanding that made her shove a finger down her throat and make gagging sound. Once the man was done, she placed her hands on her shoulder and strutted over. This guy ruined the show!
"This hunter has to put up with him blubbering all day and everyone here treats us as tools. He might have it fine and dandy with talking about understanding him by working with him long enough, but it is PRET-TY clear that they didn't fix anything. What about me? I haven't worked with my hunter much and he treats me like dirt! Can I punch him? I think I deserve to. In fact, I think I should get Short-Fuse there.." To which she jabbed a thumb at Roar's direction. "...and bring him along for the party."
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:20 am
Jezebel threw a cube of jello at Allan's head, as a thank you for his rousing speech.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:27 am
Roar's green eyes twitched over the Sun Lead, a contemplated noise purring in the back of his throat, "I think you misunderstand me, Sir," He mirrored his Hunter's way of addressing the Taichou, a sharp-toothed grin spreading across his face, "He might be a bone-sack but he is part of my pack. I am simply offerin' him the respect of the opportunity to prove himself." "P-prove myself how? You weight like ten times more than me." Jerry grumbled. Allan thought letting the howler to his own devices was a good idea? Somehow he doubted it. Images of monster sex danced through his mind and he was pained and humiliated to find he had no one to blame for these mental visuals but himself. "He causes enough damage when out indoors in normal circumstances, sir." "This'll be a fun week," Roar nodded in approval, only to smirk even wider at the sight of jello splattering. "WHERE'S THE AIRBORNE STEAK?"
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