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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:42 pm
 A bear is sitting in your friends lap, camly eating cookies.
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:03 pm
 You got a pet baboon for your birthday.
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:17 pm
 Your face has been stolen.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 2:14 am
 You just got de-invited to your best friend's wedding and they won't tell you why
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:41 am
 You got vacuumed by the vacuum cleaner because your wife got mad at you.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:44 am
 You find $500 on the ground.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:51 am
RAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!!!  You wake up and the apocalypse has happened. Your reaction?
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:09 am
 You can't get a word into a conversation at all.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:56 pm
 Aliens have come to inspect your liver.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:58 pm
 you have become a viewer of your own life
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 2:34 pm
every electronic device of yours no longer works or can be sold/returned
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 2:38 pm
 Your spazzy cousin just emailed you saying he'd be staying at your place for 2 weeks.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 4:09 pm
 You've become a woman and if your a woman a man
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 4:35 pm
you're seven months pregnant
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