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 Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:44 pm
burned Shika's pie costume, which got Ino even more depressed. So she wrote some seriously bad poetry about her leg hair and...
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:56 pm
She pooped her pants.
Sasuke noticing the similarity suddenly fell madly in love with her.
He noticed her elligant leg hair flowing in the wind.
Meanwhile Shikamaru was stuck to the floor by his melted pie suit. surprised
Struggling weakly, he gave up and died of pie cancer.
Chouji brought him back to life with his tears. surprised
Shika then grabbed a shot gun and blew Chouji's legs off. mad
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:35 pm
And then orochimaru's emo farm opened again.
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:38 pm
so ino and sasuke decided to go to the emo farm to become more EMO!
but when they got there, Orochimara captured Sasuke. So Ino used her abnormally long leg hair as a rope and
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:39 pm
strangled a couple dozen pie clones.
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:05 pm
who bursted in Orochimaru's face causing him to go blind!!
Ino then wraped her leg hair around Sasuke andrescued him dramatically.
She took them to a romantic scene under the sewers and they exchanged their love though bad metaphorical imagery...
As they were about to kiss; Asuka....
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:53 pm
Bursted in and screamed "Why am I in Naruto world?!"
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:49 pm
So Tsunade came and flicked Asuka back to where they belong. Then she turned around and... (Flick as in, taking a finger and a thumb flicking. Not like, flicking people off with a middle finger.)
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:53 pm
And then Sasuke went to sleep..
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:59 pm
and dreamt about her ans Sasuke doing...
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:39 pm
[He and... Sakura's?]
...many things. Mostly skipping through flowers until Sasuke threw up from that terrible hangover.
Sasuke woke up to the sounds of Naruto sanding the warts off of Chouji's back. (Yes, kids. With a sander.)
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:46 pm
Sasuke yelles at Naruto, but saw that he was gonna start crying. So, he comforted him, when Gaara poped out of nowhere and glared at Sasuke. Mean while, Kakashi was getting over a hangover and lying on the grass in comfortable socks reading "Makeout Paridise" when Iruka saw him
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 11:56 am
Rock Lee smashed Gaara's skull in PERMANENTLY so he could never be brought back into this story EVER AGAIN.
Iruka gasped and snatched the book. Kakashi began to sob as Iruka taunted him with it.
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:02 pm
Then Iruka fed the book to the dreaded POLAR BEAR OF KONAHA! Which made Kakashi so sad he...
( to Resolute Infliction: I have always been a fan of Yu Yu Hakasko, and my favorite character has always been Kurama, being the gentlemen that he is, but I had no clue people would want to be in his pants eek Scary thought )
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:47 pm
...strangled Iruka. Iruka round-house kicked Kakashi to the face.
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