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 Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 4:22 pm
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 4:24 pm
ninja Correction: Talon's soul. X3
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 5:22 pm
We have a plentiful suppy of cheese, though each type has a unique cost. You need not gold to purchase this cheese, but rather some more... insubstantial items are taken as payment. 3nodding
Each perchase is complimented with a license certifing that you(created by me), for instance, "I sold my soul for Goda!", with of course the picture of the cheese in the background.
Standard pricing with be determined in one week, until then, make an offer! 4laugh
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 5:56 pm
Women's brand Magical Golden Underwear doesn't count as insubstantial? I don't even know what to do with these! I just found them in Ye Dungeon and assumed noncorrosive briefs to be useful.  Although, they eerily fit me just fine...>_>; Hey, I wore them because I figured they would give a magical effect....
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 5:59 pm
PrinceTeal Women's brand Magical Golden Underwear doesn't count as insubstantial? I don't even know what to do with these! I just found them in Ye Dungeon and assumed noncorrosive briefs to be useful. Although, they eerily fit me just fine...>_>; Hey, I wore them because I figured they would give a magical effect.... Yah, you don't have to wear a codpiece... whee Though you can get a small piece of chedder for them.
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 6:10 pm
But they're made out of solid gold....thats got to be of some great value. And they're magical. Although I think they're only magical in that they talk to people...although the magical properties might just freak you out. Magical Golden Underwear: "WEAR MEH!"See what I mean?
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 6:20 pm
surprised That pair of underwear has a rather husky voice.
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 6:25 pm
Indeed. I always imagined underwear to be a more...city slicker type of talker.
That or like Oscar the Grouch.
Because sentient underwear that doesn't enjoy its job would probably be a grouch.
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 8:04 am
Maybe it has a husky voice because its last owner was a smoker?
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 9:21 am
So how about a whole chedder cheese wheel then?
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 5:44 pm
Maybe I'd best keep it then. But when your underwear corrodes or doesn't keep you company, don't come crying to me! <_<;; ... >_> Does underwear even corrode? As in the manner that metals do.
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 7:27 pm
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 7:46 pm
Oh right. Forgot about that when X-rays were first invented, people sold lead underwear in fear of invasion of their privacy. Silly peoples. They instead got lead poisoning in places lead is a bad place to poison. Plus there's now a small fad of magnetic underwear. Its supposed to "attract" strangers who also have metal underwear as an odd form of finding a soulmate. Well, purchasers share one thing in common: They've been suckered out of their money. ... I'm surpirsed that I haven't heard any news of lawsuits of people having their crotches impaled by flying magnetically attracted scissors though.
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 7:58 pm
I imagine that it would be awkward to be walking through the park one afternoon, suddenly finding yourself magnetically connected to someone by the crotch. D:
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Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 10:13 am
I think that awkward moments like that are what the company is trying to set up the buyer with. But you know what would be even more awkward? Finding out your partner was a loser enough to try the magnetic underwear method.
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