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A Wandering Esper rolled 1 100-sided dice:
23
Total: 23 (1-100)
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 Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:39 pm
Fluorite VS Plant : Plant HP 872 - 23 = 849
"There, that wasn't that bad now, wasn't it ?
Mister Flytrap snarled back at her, clearly umimpressed. Really, she'd feel silly about talking to a damn plant youma if it wasn't for the fact that almost all of them where doing the exact same thing.
"Stop bitching, you'll feel better once im done." All that wild growth had to sap some of it's energy, right ? Fluorite had no damn idea. She knew jack s**t about gardening.
Couldn't they do a cooking competition ? Now that would be interesting.
At any rate, the plant got another good whack. It hissed a bit, but seemed to put it with it pretty nicely, compared to the lashing that had happened earlier.
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A Wandering Esper rolled 1 100-sided dice:
28
Total: 28 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:48 pm
Fluorite VS Plant : Plant HP 849 - 28x2 (crit !) = 793
There was plenty of snarling and hissing, some snapping when one of her appendages got too close to the mouth of Mister Flytrap, but otherwise Fluorite figured this could have gone worse. She could have ended up dangling from the claw of an immense feral youma again, or end up nearly drinknig some acid again.
Maybe it was starting to understand it was for it's own good ? Katars started clearing away at some of the wild growth she'd already cut off at the base of the plant.
The youma snarled - perhaps she'd hit a little harder than she'd intended ? - but otherwise stayed put, through it was giving her a mean eye.
Hopefully Mister Flytrap wasn't plotting it's revenge...
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A Wandering Esper rolled 1 100-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:09 pm
Fluorite VS Plant : Plant HP 793 - 7 = 786 + BEES OH MY GOD.
What happened next was probably inevitable - but this was when it happened.
Fluorite started humming. Hum as you work, right ? It sounded suspiciously like Bad Romance... Some Lady Gaga, at any rate.
Good thing neither Ilmenite or Zinkenite were here, or they might have started twitching, though she still didn't know the story behind that one...
But really, if Fluorite was trying to show herself as a big, badass general, she probably just had failed the test. She didn't seem to care, or notice - her katars continued to work at the very dense mass of overgrown, dead roots.
She kind of felt bad for anyone who didn't have blades on them.
But not bad enough to surrender one of hers, obviously.
Thankfully for anyone who might be annoyed by the Gaga abuse, or jealous of the general's bladed weapons, her last swipe - a tiny, gentle one at that ! - and Mister Flytrap took his revenge.
His revenge had a clear form - a clear, buzzing, annoyed form.
Bees.
BEES OH MY GOD.
"Oh... Oh ********. OHHHHHHH FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK." Fluorite ran. Ran like the wind. RUN FLUORITE, RUN.
In the meantime, Mister Flytrap's head leaned back, bobbing up and down a bit in a low, shhhhhh song.
It was very clearly laughing.
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A Wandering Esper rolled 1 100-sided dice:
64
Total: 64 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:47 pm
Fluorite VS Plant : Plant HP 786 - 64 = 722 + HIVES
BEES OH MY GOD BEES. Evil as hell bees. Youma bees ? Probably.
She'd gotten stung a few times, she knew, but Fluorite was busy thanking her lucky stars that she wasn't allergic. Oh, and running.
She definitively was running, though now that her running was taking her toward Mister Flytrap again, Fluorite didn't let the opportunity pass.
"ASSSSSHOOOLLLEEEEEE !"
WHACK.
And off Fluorite went in the opposite direction.
BEEEEEES ********. Through, she might have gotten too close to Mister Flytrap - her bare shoulder was breaking out in nasty hives.
Mister Flytrap was still laughing, all things considered.
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A Wandering Esper rolled 1 100-sided dice:
37
Total: 37 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:39 pm
Fluorite VS Plant : Plant HP 722 - 37 = 685 + OH ******** BEES (again)
Fluorite had finally lost the damn bees. Her exposed shoulder was itching like crazy and her grip on both katars was vice-like. She wanted to scratch the damn shoulder but she knew it wasn't a good idea. It didn't make the itch go away, but Fluorite had learned a few things in her stay within the negaverse. She'd learned to ignore pain (or in this case, burning and itching) and to keep on going in spite of it, like a good little soldier.
Revenge helped distract her, really - she approached Mister Flytrap with eyes so narrow that there was only the barest slit of emerald green was visible.
"From there on." She smirked. "I am going to enjoy this."
She lashed at the overgrowth at hard as she could. Then the bees came out.
Hopefully no one in the doom and gloom garden had sensitive ears. "FUUUUCK."
Mister Flytrap - 3, Fluorite - 0.
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A Wandering Esper rolled 1 100-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:23 pm
Fluorite VS Plant : Plant HP 685 - 5 = 680
Again, it took some time before the bees left her ******** bees. There was obviously a hive in that ******** of weird youma plant growth but where the ******** was it ?
Grr.
Still, Fluorite was on a mission. Save Earth. So save Earth, they needed to keep the Surrounding from closing around them. To keep THAT from happening, they needed the parts of whatever the great youma had once been.
Sigh.
All for Earth, Fluorite.
She decided to attack from another angle - going at the back and clearing some growth there. She was still so far from done this wasn't even funny.
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A Wandering Esper rolled 1 100-sided dice:
22
Total: 22 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:31 pm
Fluorite VS Plant : Plant HP 680 - 22 = 658
Work work work, cut cut cut...
Fluorite did not dare hum again. Just in case, you know... Maybe she should try some LMFAO then ? Maybe the plant youma would like it better ?
Eh. Probably not. Except she accidentally lopped off a flower.
Mister Flytrap didn't like this. And it caught Fluorite's arm in it's mouth.
"Let me go or im going to uproot you and turn you into COMPOST." She yanked away before too much damage could be done, but now her sleeve was full of little teeth hole and drenched in drool.
Ugh, grosssss.
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A Wandering Esper rolled 1 100-sided dice:
40
Total: 40 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:41 pm
Fluorite VS Plant : Plant HP 658 - 40 = 618
Yep, Mister Flytrap was pissed. It took a few minutes before the youma plant finally calmed again - minutes which Fluorite spent applying pressure on the tiny, dot-sized holes in her arm to make them stop bleeding.
Sure, they weren't much, but there were a lot of them. That would be fun to explain in the next soccer practice, for sure...
"You're really a bad tempered plant, aren't you." She retrieved her katars from where she'd planted them on the ground. "You don't really understand that this is helping you in a way, don't you ?"
Predictably, Fluorite only got a low hiss in answer.
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A Wandering Esper rolled 1 100-sided dice:
74
Total: 74 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:59 pm
Fluorite VS Plant : Plant HP 618 - 74 = 544 + HIVES
Fluorite continued her trimming, careful - well, as careful as someone wielding a pair of large katars could be, really. It wasn't like she had proper gardening tool.
Or was triming a proper plant, really. Even if she were sheers around, she certainly would feel a little unsafe using them...
..Except now the hives on her shoulder were getting worse. She must have brushed her shoulder against someplace she shouldn't again. Uh. Damn it.
Don't scratch...
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A Wandering Esper rolled 1 100-sided dice:
99
Total: 99 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:12 pm
Fluorite VS Plant : Plant HP 544 - 99 = 445
Fluorite was still trying to ignore the maddening itch of her bare shoulder, and instead focused on her work - for the first time since she started, she felt like she was gaining headway - the bunch of extra roots was slowly tinning to a more manageable level.
This was good, but also bad - good because she was getting somewhere, and bad because it meant she was gonna have to start working closer to Mister Flytrap's mouth soon.
She wasn't likely looking forward to that.
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A Wandering Esper rolled 1 100-sided dice:
29
Total: 29 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:30 pm
Fluorite VS Plant : Plant HP 445 - 29 = 416
Digging a little deeper at her new 'friend''s feet revealing a great mass of dead root, browned and shriveled, clinging to the new growth. Really, that had to harm in some way, right ? If not true pain, then it probably cut the youma from nourishment.
Of course, she didn't stop to ponder the obvious - it was a venus fly-trap. It probably just ate whatever was stupid enough to get too close.
You know, like negaverse generals that were pretty much snack-sized. Still, she worked carefully, cutting off the dead roots and tossing them to the side, onto an ever-growing heap of discarded plant matter.
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A Wandering Esper rolled 1 100-sided dice:
67
Total: 67 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:41 pm
Fluorite VS Plant : Plant HP 416 - 67 = 349 + BEEEEEES.
With most of the dead roots cleared from that side, Fluorite stood and moved to another angle, one more 'side' to go...
Through Mister Flytrap was being oddly... Well, not-hostile. It hissed every now and then, but otherwise wasn't attacking her.
She wasn't sure if that should worry her or not, if it was preparing some sort of revenge again or if it was starting to calm down. Who knew ?
Except there was an odd noise... A very odd noise, like something caving in, and that was when Fluorite noticed something.
She'd just found the damn youma beehive. "SHITTTTTT !"
Yep. Off running she went.
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A Wandering Esper rolled 1 100-sided dice:
96
Total: 96 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:46 pm
Fluorite VS Plant : Plant HP 349 - 96 = 253
It did strike Fluorite, in mid run, that bees were probably one of the most effective, most vicious youma someone could have. Really - used to work, so small, STINGS LIKE ******** only wished she could use these bees against a senshi rather than having to run off flailing from them. And still end up stung. One of them had strung her right on an hive and ohhhh gooood.
The pain.
For Earth, Fluorite.
So the general returned to her work, deciding that the side with the beehive didn't need any ******** trimming after all.
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A Wandering Esper rolled 1 100-sided dice:
26
Total: 26 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:52 pm
Fluorite VS Plant : Plant HP 253 - 26 = 227
Next, then, she went a little higher. There were plenty of dead branches and offshoots that needed to be taken care of up there, even if it put her a little too close to the youma's mouth for comfort.
Really. Fluorite didn't fancy being eaten at all. No sire. If she had to die, she wanted an epic death. The stuff seen in movies. Slain in glorious battle, overcome by hundred of senshi scums after she'd offed a good hundred.
Hell yeah.
Fluorite didn't want to die eaten by a plant youma - actually, if you asked her, she would have prefered not to die at all, you know.
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A Wandering Esper rolled 1 100-sided dice:
52
Total: 52 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:55 pm
Fluorite VS Plant : Plant HP 227 - 52 = 175
Mister Flytrap had gone pretty chill, forgetting Fluorite's discovery of the god damn beehive the plant was housing. Dr Westerman would have called it symbiotism - two organisms living with each other and providing each other with benefits.
Fluorite called it bullshit. Because that was exactly what it was.
But yes, Mister Flytrap was damn chill, in fact, the hissing was a little lower, resembling more... purring ?
What was even the ******** proved to be a false sense of security - the plant lashed as one bloom as cut off and this time it ended up with a blade in between it's teeth, and not the general's arm.
Too bad for it, she had learned how to keep her guard up. "Is that how you hunt ? That's probably pretty effective on whatever you eat..."
Hey, try flattery, right ?
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