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 Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:57 pm
"...Feathers," Harrison repeated. " Were they...were they choking you with them?" He scanned them again. They looked fine. Nothing swollen. Nothing broken. Shaken up, but the only blood on them was his.
The building seemed to...shake, and laugh.
Harrison reluctantly let Jerry sop up some of the blood and pick the needles out.
"Long staircase with needles and s**t, it was the only way to get to you guys. Don't know why I'm in my old uniform. There was this alleyway outside...every time I went somewhere, all the doors behind me kept disappearing. I could hear you guys screaming."
Harrison wasn't sure what, exactly, on Candace needed bandaging, but he managed to find places to wrap up any way.
Harrison bandaged Candace.
"We need to get out of here, pronto."
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 11:30 pm
GM POSTThere was a flash of bright light, and the three hunters would feel like they were part of the transformation sequence of some cheesy magical girl anime. When that feeling passed, they would find themselves on their feet, standing where they were seated before on the conveyor belt, dressed in some really wacky clothes - Candace, Jerry and Harrison respectively.
A barrel was tossed in their direction, as if to grab their attention. There, on the top of one of the conveyor belts leading to their own, stood... A monkey? Gorilla? It was hard to tell, but it was pulling barrel after barrel out of thin air as it laughed.
... Time to fight.
[OOC NOTE:
Boss fight time; your boss fight will be conducted by Blade Kuroda; good luck!
-> DO NOT POST TILL BLADE POSTS!]
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 11:39 pm
 Some music for the occasionName: The Kong
HP: 60/60
Single Attack: 2d8
The Kong tosses a barrel towards (TARGET)!
AoE Attack: 2d6
The Kong rolls a barrel down the conveyor belt towards everyone!
"He-He-HERE WE GO. So we're finally here, performing for you. If you know the words, you can join in too. Put your hands together, if you wanna clap, as we take you through. THIS MONKEY RAP!" called the voice from above. Letting out a laugh, DK clapped his hands and spun around up top. He then beat his chest and grabbed onto a barrel, ready to fight.
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 11:46 pm
The room shook and Candace gasped, flailing her arms and reaching for any possible thing to keep herself balanced. What the hell was going on?! Widened eyes looked around the room they were in to see more conveyor belts were appearing. How...was this even possible? This was insane. This house was insane. She was insane! She certainly felt that way when everything went silent except for one, loud laugh.
She just stared. "Y..you all heard that too, right? I wasn't the only one?"
I heard it. It was delightful. Atropos replied. Candace glowered down at the two purple rings on her hands. You don't count.
Candace was grateful for the bandaging, even sighing with relief as she sat still like a good girl and made herself calm down from what had just happened. She did look Harrison over though as he explained the uniform. He used to be a cop, eh? Then...what was he doing here? Though right now hardly seemed the time to ask about that. What was more important was..Harrison could have easily said ******** no to walking on a staircase made of needles...but he didn't. He came and saved them. There was a gentle smile on Candace's face as she leaned over to hug the bleeding, bandaged man. "Thank you, Harrison." He was a real friend for certain. She leaned on him and curled up a little, lowering her head and giving Jerry a nod as he announced he was going to go scout out the room. "Be careful, Jerry. You owe me a coffee and a date." She called out, standing up once she felt she was able.
Harrison was right. They needed to get out of here. Candace was about to suggest just getting off the conveyor belts when suddenly there was a bright flash of light and she suddenly felt like...Sailor Moon. What. The ******** style="color: #7507AE">"..Why does Jerry get the dress?!" Candace cried out. The injustice of it all! She didn't want to be the short, fat plumber everyone said was just a drawing of a p***s! Uuuuuuugh! Her headphones were gone though...so why was she hearing music? Candace slowly turned to see a retarded-looking gorilla thing coming their way singing along with the music.
Oh...my...
"You have got to be ******** kidding me."
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:44 am
Just as Jerry seemed to have been getting his s**t together, it was lost again. He wobbled where he had stood, Roar firmly gripped in his arms as he stared straight ahead, trying to pretend he was not in a giant pink ball gown and a little tiara.
"This is it. I've... I've really lost my mind. Properly. Officially. Gone. Perception is reality and I'm fairly certain this is not... I mean... but they say if you are mad, then you wouldn't know it so if I know it then-" He cut off as he mis-stepped in his high heals, fumbling to the conveyor belt with a yelp.
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:47 am
"I think the pink looks good on him," Harrison said, taking off his hat to look at the big green H on the front. He put it back, adjusting it before summoning B0nez front and center.
He liked the gloves. He'd never considered plumbing as a career choice, and he was beginning to suspect somewhere along the way they had gotten trapped in a certain Nintendo-based Haunted Mansion, but after all the abuse those stairs had laid on him, he was looking to some good old-fashioned gorilla stabbing.
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:57 am
Candace just stared at Jerry as he went on. And on. And on. And on. And on about being crazy. No, Jerry. You aren't as crazy as you think you are. She chuckled at Harrison's comment about Jerry's new attire, raising a brow toward the man. "I think you're biased, Thirteen." She called out to him with a smirk. Guess you could take the Epsilon out of the pink suit, but not the pink suit out of the Epsilon. Wait. Why did Jerry stop talking? Oh...he..he was wearing high heels. It was strangely comforting seeing him fumble around in them, knowing that the man didn't know how to walk in that kind of shoe. But on the other hand? They were going to be fighting this monkey thing wearing those heels. You're so doomed."You don't even know." Candace groaned, pulling her red hat down over her eyes. She didn't want to watch this.
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 6
Total: 12 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 11:26 am
"I'm the leader of the bunch. You know me well. I'm finally back... TO KICK SOME TAIL!"Just as he said this, a... crocodile tail dropped down in which DK promptly kicked it straight for Mario Candace. HP: 60/60 Damage: 6 Target: Candace
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Toshihiko Two rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 6
Total: 12 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 11:37 am
Croc-soccer? He'd never seen kicking tail happen in a more literal fashion.
"Hey Jerry, I think he stole your bow tie."
Harrison was going to take this monkey's banana and split it. He flipped the larger cutlass around, and stabbed.
HP: 40
Damage: 6
Charge: X
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Eight rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 7
Total: 12 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 11:44 am
"I never was a fan of the Kong." Candace sighed, trying to quicken her pace on the belt to try and get closer to the gorilla thing. She snorted at the bow tie comment, turning her head Harrison's way to comment back about it when she suddenly found herself tripping over something and falling forward. "s**t!" The crocodile tail knocked her legs out from under her and she fell forward, slamming her face into the floor of the belt. Owwwwwww.
That's it. She wasn't going to repeat any of what had happened tonight. Candace growled. "You're gonna learn to fly, Atropos." Candace told her under her breath as she reached down, removing one of her bladed boots from her feet.
What? What are you--AHHHHHHHWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Atropos went flying through the air, headed straight for the gorilla.
HP: 34
Damage done: 6
Charge hits: 1/3
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Bilious rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 8
Total: 10 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 11:47 am
"I d-don't wear bow ties!" He wailed, scrambling up to wobbling feet- he had to loose the shoes and fast, but first thing was first- His eyes widened as Candace suddenly had a face full of crocodile, his face paling, "HEY! LEAVE HER ALONE!"
Fear Alive, did you just grow a back bone? It was the skirt, wasn't it?
"SHUT UP, ROAR! NO, WAIT-" He swung the cannon around pulling the trigger, "AIM IT THAT WAY!" The weapon was more than happy to oblige.
HP: 40
Damage: 4
Charge hits: 1/3
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 7
Total: 13 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 11:51 am
Between getting stabbed, blasted, and having a razor sharp shoe thrown at him, DK let out a monkish shriek. Beating his chest, he grabbed something from inside the barrel next to him. It looked like some sort of gun. "My coconut gun. Can fire in spurts. If I shoot ya, IT'S GONNA HURT!"He promptly fired with it. HP: 44/60 Damage: 7 Target: Harrison
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Toshihiko Two rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 1
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 11:55 am
It did hurt. Harrison took a couple of coconuts to the chest. ...He'd had enough of donkey nuts. He growled, then rushed the ape again, this time stabbing with both cutlasses.
He unfortunately wasn't right-handed, and was still getting used to the other sword. No time to practice like the present, though. He just had to find the right hold.
HP: 33
Damage: 3
Charge: 2/3
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Bilious rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 8
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 12:09 pm
Jerry wobbled in his awkward shoes, just keep your balance! Just keep balance and aim, he can do this! Roar was more than eager to fire off regardless if he had proper aim or not, the sonic blast howling past his comrades to blow into the massive ape's hands.
HP: 40
Damage: 3
Charge: 2/3
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Eight rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 3
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 6:04 pm
Candace threw her other boot at the monkey. Because Eight is posting from her phone like a ******** boss, yo.
HP: 34
Damage done: 2
Charge hits: 2/3
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