*New Game* The Victimization Thread.

[a quantum of frou frou]

You're so cold to me, and so hard on me, . . . I thought you must be the Blarney Stone.

The next poster thinks love is a four letter word.  

[Creepy Kuro Neko]

That's not what I said.........

The next person keeps getting me mixed up with someone else  

[Zero the Crimson]

But you both look so similar!

The next poster hit me in the head with a baseball!  

[Creepy Kuro Neko]

Not on purpose

The next person stole my boyfriend  

[a quantum of frou frou]

We just had some beers and guy talk. rolleyes

The next poster wants to minus-one-internet me. gonk  

[Creepy Kuro Neko]

stare

The next person stole my underwear  

[a quantum of frou frou]

Nothing comes between me and my friends. redface ninja

Next person almost let the thread end!  

[Creepy Kuro Neko]

Not my fault!

The next person took me to their house, told their parents we were dating, then made me sit thru a horrible car ride full of family sing-a-longs when all they told me we were going to go was go to their place and play games DX  

[Necrotic Master]

I admit that I lied.

The next person ate my lollipop that I had bought specially for a photoshoot. Not only did they do it before I could take any photos, that kind of lollipop can't be found in this country!!  

[Creepy Kuro Neko]

But you said I could have it!

The next person took me to a fancy resturant then stuck me with the bill  

[a quantum of frou frou]

The waiter was a trainee. . . he didn't know I own the place. Tell the maître d' your with me and he'll apologise.


The next poster said I won a thousand dollar gift card at WalMart, then tried to assassinate me with spam.  

[Creepy Kuro Neko]

I did not throw cans of Spam at you

The next person asked me to marry them, then i caught them in bed with their high school sweet heart  

[a quantum of frou frou]

You didn't even try to help me . . . I was cornered, and so scared, and beaten. Besides our issues about trust, I need someone to protect me! You are on probation until that shapes up.

She also happens to be my conjoined twin sister.

The next poster put their career before our eternal bliss.  

[Creepy Kuro Neko]

Well someone needs to work in this relationship

The next person took photos of me in the shower then showed them to our friends gonk  

[a quantum of frou frou]

gonk Noooooooo! Don't be mad! crying

They were totally photos of Mila Kunis, and I was saying, "Isn't the resemblance to Creepy Kuro Neko just incredible?" They were all like, "YES! I think that IS Creepy Kuro Neko!" And I was like, "HAHAHA! Don't mention to her I shot her in the shower," and the were like, "oh, FRIEND, we would never . . . "

(And we should seriously get new friends, NOW.)


The next poster doesn't get awesome photos from me without some kind of serious apology. talk2hand