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"GAH!" Oh god bear hug by a very spikey bear! "Alright alright get off me!" Finally his torment was ended and he made a very big show of fixing his clothing (wow, for looking so regal it was incredibly simple design!) and looking mighty offended by the whole hug shenanigans. He wasn't of course, he enjoyed the hug as weird as it felt, and finally dropped his act to shrug. "Well, at least now I know why I struck out so much." Batting for the other team was apparently what Ariane was into!

"...Judy?" REALLY?! HAH. The grin returned accompanied by a laugh. "But I have no idea. Elsie hasn't answered yet."

<WAIT. WAIT. WAITWAIT. What? What haven't I answered?! Oh god did you say something?!> The high pitched, frantic voice in his head made him facepalm, dragging his her claws down her face. I asked what I was. He informed her mentally, and was answered with...three clicking noises? What the ******** was that about?!

<Oh. Uhhh...right. Lets see...You're a Demonessssssssss~> The extended noise was taken as a 'I need a chance to think on this so I don't look stupid', and Jeremy helpfully took a step back to be able to see into the coffin-thing's mirror, poking at the bags under his her eyes with the tip of a claw. <~~A Sloth, actually! One of the Avarice Demons.> The weapon quipped, her high voice pitched even more to denote how proud she was of herself.

"...I'm apparently a Sloth Demon. Those exist?" Stupid question was stupid, but he couldn't resist asking. "Sloths like...barely move, I thought? How the..jack...do I do this if I could blow my cover by moving?!" He sounded frustrated, but in his frustration he was playing with the pitch of his own voice, trying to find something a little more female.

Sadly, it made him sound like he was going through puberty.

"My name is Cho.." He put on his girly soft voice again and looked bashful. He was having too much fun. "I'm a yeti who's daddy never let her leave home till now and that's my big brother.." He pointed to the massive bulk of Tika's yeti who was lining up to get his seeds it seemed.

"That's Tika.. awesome right?" He was back to Bix voice and Bix stance and Bix shuffling around. "Gale's a chick too. He got so mad when I grabbed up on his boobies. He's this sexy frost demon lady. You want a grab?" He thrust his bosoms towards her. They weren't huge but adequate. "I mean these are like.. magical mud bodies or whatever. So go for it. Hey Jude.. You guys look... pretty awesome."

He and Jude weren't close friends but this festival thing was a lot more exciting and fun so far than he'd expected. He figured now was a good time to make some good connections, especially since he'd already almost gotten punched by Marcus.

The irony was that it felt just like Halloween wearing these bodies.. and they were.. duh... IN HALLOWEEN.

Mina pinged in his head seriously, just for a moment.
Remember. This is a mission. Not fun time, snowflake.

"Oh, Cho," She laughed, patting him/her on his/her other boob from Jeremy before giving him a mock salute, "Have fun roleplaying, don't die, okay?" She then turned and ran after Jeremy, putting her arm (carefully) around his shoulders.

"You and me, Germ-Deana-who-walks-like-a-Gorilla, we're girlfriends~" She grinned.

No, he had no choice in the matter.

"Heh, you're no fun at all," She released his/her arm, allowing him/her to go his/her way; she'll meet up with him later. For now though? Time to prove that she had been put into the Death faction for the right reasons.

Leon listened mutely to the male turned female dragon that supplied some much needed hints on how to blend in with the vampiric brethren that he'd have to eventually face as well as the other creatures. "Got it, act like a pric with a big p***k in his jeans and give everyone the stare." he repeated back before trying to hit Poe and Marcus with the look of pure lust.

Or it might have been him trying to take a crap, who knows. "Like this?" he asked them while lowering the pants on his hips to show a little more of the milky pale skin of his abs.

Leon wandered up to the bowl with the fish in question. "They celebrate fish?" he asked in mild speculation. he expected the residents here to be a little... off, but not as much as to dedicate a holiday towards a fish. He stared at the little thing in its bowl and mimicked its movements with his new vampireish face.

o 3o
o Oo

o 3o

At least until he watched as it was picked up out of the bowl, wiggling like it just jumped out of a koi pond before it just exploded. To be honest, that was kind of cool. He was impressed with the little show.

"So get a fish, hopefully a rare and don't kill it, and learn about this place from the residents. that's pretty much it right?"He wanted to get his priorities in place, or at least Nidhogg wanted him to with its constant nagging.

naggy nidhogg did have a certain ring to the name.

"Well then, can I have a bit of funds for this mission, I doubt they take human money."

We use seeds here

"Seeds? like...... sunflower seeds?" he queried to the hog almost instantly. "I love me some sunflower seeds" he added dumbly to the conversation. "High in fiber and not bad on the calories." he was already to go on a rant about the benefits of using it as a low calorie snack before the dragon growled in his head.

At least you get to eat calories. No nimrod, we use pumpkin seeds here.

"Fine fine, Can I have some pumpkin seeds then?" he asked politely, before he could get scolded for manners.

((s/n: Bloodlust))

Leon straightened himself back up and fixed his pants much to Marcus's relief. "Actually, I was trying to help you out and cause the weapon in your head to pass out or something." he flicked his fist to stare at his new hands and its nails with a air of indifference that Marcus advised him to do.

"So you can have some peace and quiet for awhile, hopefully." he said wearily, not sure if it was indeed a wise thing to do, but he had to try, it seemed liked Marcus had enough on his plate besides hearing something in his head talking about packages and boys-boils.

"You know, I'm not sure, guess they just like em, pale and boney and flamboyant." he shrugged his broad shoulders and tried to see if the Golem body could throw a few punches. "For the sake of the mission." he assured him. And maybe for a little bit of his own amusement, but that didn't need to be said.

And Nid felt the same, after hearing the deep chuckling that resounded in his head.

Before hadn't had the opportunity to ask anything when he found himself getting STABBED IN THE HEAD. Okay, that was an exaggeration, more like a sharp p***k of something that was probably no bigger than a needle rather than the supposed harpoon Before was making it out to be. When he woke, he was pretty sure things felt... different.

Hands, tiny and dainty, suddenly began to rove over skin. Fingers froze when they brushed against a pair of unfamiliar surfaces. Immediately, Before bolts to his... her feet in terror. "S:LKDJF WAT?! WAT WAT WAT WAT WAT!?!?" His voice was the same, much to his relief. But wait, what? W-why was... why were...

DDDDDDDD8!?!?!!? /)?_________?/)

Ohhhhh, silly boy is now a silly tiny ghoul~ Oh, I don't know if I like that... Vanna's soft voice whispered into Before's mind.

"I-I-I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M LIKE THIS!!" he whimpered rather loudly. Everything was huuuuuuuuuuuuuge and he was out of proportions and and and "Ooooh, I have boobs!" *w*!!!!

((Before is a female imp, less than two feet tall))

Hanna considered herself Christopher Columbus. She was here to survey the territory, acquire some new s**t, and do away with the locals. Slinking into the golem chamber had felt like a religious experience for her. She was fascinated that this sort of technology existed and had to remind herself to try to persuade Dr. H for some time spent helping in the lab.

Adapting was more or less her thing. So when Hanna came back into consciousness in a very different body, she seemed relatively unphased by it, beyond a few curious glances and shakes of her hands. Hands! She had them. She had... small ones? "What am I?" she said aloud, mostly to Adelphe.

There was a pause of silence. You're a sea-goat. Then there was a peal of laughter so loud and trilling that Hanna had to clap her hands over her ears. But those ears were a touch higher than she expected... and beside a set of horns.

The golem might have been a female one, but Hanna paid little attention to that. She was more interested in the fact that her arms were covered in scales, her feet were not feet but hooves, and there appeared to be a goatee on the otherwise smooth skin of her face.

Oh, how delightful! A monster. Sometimes we're looked down on, but it is a widely known fact that monsters are the most terrifying and powerful of all. I am a prime example of it. You by comparison are... well... The Lady seemed to consider something in her head, but held the thought in -- a rarity. Well, not to worry. I'm here. I won't have us dying on our first foray. Now go ahead, walk around a bit, try it out. On your goat legs.

Hanna only had a chance to amble around a few steps before Aria came to the center to introduce the mission with more detail. And it was about fish. She watched as a few people asked questions and approached the girl for currency. Hanna got into line, and when it was her turn, she turned one scaled palm upward and asked, "I'd like a seed." If they were supposed to get that fish for bonus points, then Hanna would get that fish thing.

Florescue? Flores... something. Right. She'd need to work on that one.

(( profile: Caseysaurus

Hanna is a 4'5" sea-goat with goat legs, scaled arms, wide fishy eyes, and a copious amount of facial hair. She's a chick. ))