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PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 8:34 pm


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Rufus wasn't really paying attention to much, but he did notice when Odette purposely got up to avoid him.
Rufus scoffed as he snuggled into the man next to him even more.

Fine she wanted to be childish, he could be too!
Rufus caught Odette's eyes and very promptly, almost properly, stuck his tongue out at her.

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Odette ignored him completely when he stuck his tongue out at her. She was mad at him, and wanted nothing to do with him, so there. Instead she pushed the food around her plate, occasionally pushing some onto the guys plate next to her when the guards would reach a different part of the table. She did this without looking up for a good 10 minutes actually.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:04 pm


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That c**t muffin. Rufus really hated being ignored. He'd rather be raped...well he'd never been raped before...nor had anyone ever tried to rape him, but he assumed he'd rather be raped...raped by a werewolf, than ignored.
Ew what if a werewolf actually raped him? That'd be so gross he'd have to go get checked for fleas.

Anyway! Rufus was pissed. He wanted attention! He wanted everyone to drop everything and look at him!
That wasn't even an exaggeration Rufus would so totally love that.
"'Ey, you're getten' me wet." Huh? Oh yes, he was pressing himself against this fine fellow for warmth.
"Pardon me then dearest." And with that Rufus still didn't move.
"Move!" UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"No. I am very cold, and very uncomfortable and in a very bad mood. Ask me again at your own risk."
"Why I ought to...you're that dancing homosexual everyone's been talkin bout huh?" That sounded like amazement.
"Oh so you've herd of me then?"
"No wonder you're latching onto me then." Wait what? "You horny or something?"
"Always." Wait no wrong answer! " Don't be alarmed I'm not coming on to you dear friend. I simply require your body heat to warm up my chilled state."
"Oh eh?"
Rufus was hit was a fabulous idea.
"You know dear friend, my companion over there, the one with the red hair,"
"The lady?"
"The very one, had expressed a deep longing for you. She finds you quite the man my friend."

That's what this b***h got for ignoring him!


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Odette just kept pushing her food onto the other's plate, still blatantly ignoring Rufus. Once her plate was empty, she stared at it for a while. The guard came up behind her and checked it, writing something down on his clipboard and walking away again, she watching him leave, then looked over to the guy next to her who wasn't complaining about the extra food at all.... She didn't care, it was better than eating the slop herself...

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 5:09 pm


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"She, she does?" Wahahahahahahahaha! Sure he had checked himself in as a homo...which was in itself a lie, and sure homos didn't usually have psychopathic tendencies, but Rufus had some deep rooted issues that sort of made him like plotting people's certain demise!
And was that so wrong? Was it bad that he liked seeing people suffer! Well if it was so what! Rufus liked what he liked and nobody was going to take that away from him!

Like evah.

"Oh she fancies you alright. All she ever talks about is you you know. How handsome and strong you are fine sir, she can't get enough! She's positively smitten!"
"She's a pretty one."
"Aye sir she is. You should talk to her! Better yet grab her waist, bring her close to you and ravish her mouth with the sweet nectar of your kiss."
"Wow, that sounds romantic." Well, that was flattering!
"It is extempore from my father's wit!" That was probably true. That Franny only spoke in poem.
"Come closer dear I'm freezing." With that Rufus pretty much snuggled into the man's meaty side.
"How should I kiss her?"
"After our delightful meal we all gather together do we not? There, there is the opportune moment to show her you revel in her splendor and return her feelings of affection."

Rufus was positively giddy.



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Odette looked up, but still pointedly ignored Rufus, as she observed the plates of those around her. She wanted to know if they would be leaving soon. Which they should be, she was tired of sitting in this damn room pretending to eat something that some sorry loons who weren't good enough to make it in real human medicine decided to feed them. She sighed in agitation.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:31 pm


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True to his word, for once, meal time started to simmer out. Whoever was due for treatment left and the rest of the patients were left to their own, though guarded, devices.
Of course many were wary of the top hatted vampire after yesterday's performance.

"Alright dearest Howard." Yes Howard was the man's name. "How, Howie, Howard...Howie." Rufus smiled toothily. "So dearest Howie,"
"Howie?"
"Yes my love, Howie. Moving right along, there is your beautiful lady." Rufus pointed over to wherever Odette currently was. This certainly was the time to strike as she was alone minding her own business.
As per usual...
"Observe the soft curl of her hair over her shoulders. Revel in her fine eye and though she could do with a bath so to smell as sweet as yours truly, (that treatment crap did leave him smelling fresher than most) try to imagine the sweet aroma of a delicate lady. Floral and sweet, light and airy, gentle, but powerful as it creeps into your nostrils, soothes your lungs and lingers in your stomach as it flutters deep inside."
Rufus sort of liked this preachy crap! He wanted to like be one of those self help people...though he really didn't have very good advice. "Taste that delicious pout of her lips. Can you taste it dearest? Can you feel that pucker of her lips on yours? Can you fell that tingle on your tongue?"
Rufus could! He was working himself into a hard on! He had to remember he wasn't trying to actually picture this crap himself.

"Go noble prince! Run to your bride, sweep her of her feet and dazzle her with your masculine kiss!"

Howard looked reborn! He strutted up to Odette in a very medieval knight fashion and very quickly threw his arm around her waist before ambushing her with a kiss.

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

He didn't know who would die first, Howie from Odette's rage or Odette from the sheer shock!



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Odette had stood up and was just standing around now after their morning meal. Which is what they usually did, unlike after dinner when everyone had to go back to their rooms immediately. She looked at Rufus talking to some guy, which she really wasn't too interested in, so she ignored him, again. Lucky for her though.. well more lucky for this guy, that she had noticed him talking to Rufus. It kept the perv from losing his life.

She was still looking away, although now she wasn't so much ignoring Rufus as paying attention to something else. She heard footsteps approaching her and turned in time for the guy Rufus had been talking to, to grab her and molest her mouth. She stiffened and her eyes widened in anger, but halfway to wrapping her hands around the guys neck she stopped and instead let her arms drape around his shoulders. Rufus must have put this guy up to this!!!

She bristled inwardly and cursed Rufus, but at least he had picked a halfway sane and good smelling guy. She sighed and let her lips mesh with the strangers, because obviously Rufus wasn't expecting her to like it if he had sent the guy over here, and besides, this older guy seemed like a good way to pass the time anyways, and is still enabled her to ignore Rufus.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 9:13 pm


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Wait...wait, hold on. Was he missing something? Was that b***h...well now slut, kissing his insane friend Howie back!?
Actually Howie seemed as sane as they came....unless he was some secret psychopath!
If that was truth Rufus would most certainly be interested in a little play time! So he was attracted to mass murderers, it was just a personal taste.

Anyway, WHAT THE ******** YO!? Why was everything backfiring on him!? He didn't want Howie to have fun...he wanted to use Howie so that Rufus could make Rufus have fun!

Then again maybe this was all an anti Rufus gesture on Odette's part.
By George he'd got it! she was just doing this to piss him off! that c**t slut mofo!
Wait, there were ways!
"Her dress Howie! Lift her dress!" Would it work, he didn't know. Did he now appear vulgar, yes. Was that out of character, only in public. The true slut was coming out of Rufus now! "Women love when you lift their dress!"

No, no they most certainly did not. Especially when the dress lifting was in public. Rufus didn't like when Benedict had lifted up his dress. His bum was special! It was too cute to be put on display!
So Rufus figured Odette would sort of feel the same way, or a variation of the same way, and get pissed.

Besides this was an asylum, people got raped all the time so no one cared if two people were like, getten it on.

Howard, who just liked taking Rufus' advice it seemed, slid his hand right up Odette's inner thigh.

Rufus had to admit that was a pretty daring move.


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Odette growled, ******** no!! This guy wasn't shoving his hand up her dress!! And now Rufus was blatantly egging the guy on and she pulled away from this Howie guy, coompletly breaking the kiss and any contact the guy had. She crossed her arms and looked at Rufus, "If you wanted me to take my clothes off Rufus dear all you had to do was ask." she said with a smirk, playing her own game now. She walked gracefully over to Rufus, Howie following behind her like a puppy on a string. She slid up to Rufus, her hand coming up to actually grab his genitalia through his dress thing. "You know it's only you I yearn for Rufus." she said coyly and moved away from him, back to the now very confused Howie, where she ran her hand down his chest and looked at the guy "But, I suppose that since I can't have Rufus, I don't want anyone." the guy was now clearly "upset" and she looked back at Rufus with a forlorn look on her face before looking back at Howie and pushing him away from her.

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Whahaha! See the groping thing really did work! Tee hee hee!
Oh what was this? She was addressing him directly?
Oh ho ho? You know, rufus personally wouldn't mind Odette parading around naked. He'd be more than fine with that notion!

He would have said something, but you know, Rufus partner in crime had just been grabbed. Well well well! His eyes widened initially before his brows lowered and a serpentine look graced his features. You know, some men may not have liked being grabbed like that on a whim, and as far as he knew homosexuals didn't like much female contact either but Rufus, Rufus was a special kind of man.

He liked sex, with girls, and he liked being grabbed there! Of course he knew she was playing him. And under the obvious circumstances this would have been very off seeing as Rufus paraded around telling people he saluted to the rainbow flag, but ummmmm, he didn't. He just liked having sex wit everyone!

So really, Rufus would turn this thing right back around and maybe literally, bite Odette in the a**.

"Oh my, the melodrama that plagues us!" Rufus threw his hands in the air much like the diva he truly was. "The infatuated beauty has set her eyes on another who through sickness of mind cannot see her as other men surely do! But wait," he stopped looking up sharply as his hands flew down. "what of miracles? What of treatment? At the current time the sun does only but set on the girl and shroud her in a sinister darkness, but hark, what is that sound? the crashing waves? No, no, it is the voice of God come to rescue her from her demise!"

Oh dear god where was his stage?

"Quick sweet lady, before darkness drowns us once more! Kiss me here while God still shines his light on my curs'ed head!"

Rufus practically twirled to Odette before taking her in his arms and dipping her like they were two flamingo dancers.
He pressed his lips against hers forcefully as he slipped his tongue past her teeth and in every sense of the word ravished her mouth.
A few people stopped to stare actually. You didn't see this everyday....nor did you get a kiss like that everyday either.
Rufus had been told many a time he had quite the prowess when it came to french kissing.

Spending a few years in Paris had paid off it seemed!




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Odette blinked when he dipped her. Why was he touching her!! She was mad at him and didn't want to associate with him an- Her eyes widened when he kissed her though. Of all things, she really hadn't expected that, not at all. And she hadn't expected him to be so good at it either, him being gay and all.

She pulled away from him, a confused and angry look on her face, which quickly melted into a fake smile when she saw the hopeful looking Howie. "Such a blessing god has granted me, gracing me with your sweet lips, if only for a moment, but that alone will be enough to last me an eternity." she said dramatically and put her hand to her heart as if to still it's nonexistent pounding.

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b***h hadn't expected that had she!
"Why, no dear sweet Odette. Don't settle for a moment when just suddenly my heart as opened it's doors to such a woman. Though I am tainted with a most vile sin of the flesh, will you have me once more? I must taste those sweet lips again!"

Rufus pressed forward, took the hand on her heart in his own palm before kissing up her neck theatrically. "Such sweet nectar is the skin of a woman!" Rufus slammed his lips on hers and kissed her so passionately Romeo and Juliet would have looked like idiots.
He parted quickly gripping Odette much tighter. "Oh what is this splendor!? I am cured of my disease! Free of those chains that bind me to the flesh of men!"

This was like becoming a show. Everyone was watching eager for the next move. "Wait, what is this? This feeling?"
Rufus breathed the air noticeably and exhaled in such a manner it would appear he was intoxicated.
"Oh my, I-oh!"
He threw himself at the nearest guard, wrapped his arms around the fellow's neck quickly and gave the man one big smooch.

"Oh how delicious is the breath of a man." Rufus broke away swiftly as he smoothed out the tunic. "I fee terrible dear Odette. To have felt such a way, then to not...well the gods have had their way with me yet. If only I could hold you as man was designed to!"


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Alright, this was going too far!! She didn't want Rufus kissing her!! He kissed guys!! ... well so did she, but it was just gross him doing it!!! Then, he kissed her again!!! And even though she knew that this was really no display of affection, but a battle of... wits maybe. But even armed with that knowledge the next kiss nearly made her knees buckle. How could a gay guy kiss like that?!? She stepped away as Rufus headed off after one of the guards.
"Hold me not darling Rufus, for I know your heart lies somewhere else." she declared dramatically and looked over her shoulder to see a guard coming to "calm her down" "Farewell my beloved, I must seek love elsewhere and satisfy my sinful desires further still." she said and pushed herself merrily into the arms of the guard come to collect her "Will you help me sir?" she said, her dark eyes wide as she looked up at him.

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"Oh woe is me for distilling this unrequited love on thee!" Rufus sighed dramatically as he staggered to his knees and threw his chest to the sky.
"WHY!? Why my God have you cursed us so!? Have we not paid as much as the next!? Have we been predestinated into this slander of your good name!? The heartache!"

Rufus stopped mid cry and looked over at Odette.
"Dearest, just because a man does not return your affection does not mean you have the right to whore yourself out. It's unbecoming of a lady and quite improper." Oh, well...that was really funny because ever time he was reminded of Jeremy not loving him Rufus whored himself out.

He fell on his side then and threw an arm into the air.
"Why must we suffer-my dress!" Woah had his dress ridden up. That had left little for the imagination. "My hat!" Not the hat! Rufus dived and slide across the ground retrieving his hat in record time.
Damn dress was exposing his a** again! He wanted pants!

"Well Odette I shall give you this to satisfy your craving." Now on his stomach, Rufus lifted his his very slightly and wiggled his hinny.
All the actual homos were probably pretty happy with Rufus right now.


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