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Never ******** heard of her. And I'm going to talk about the PPV here.



FIRST MATCH HALF WAY THROUGH:

Kofi owned Kane is a ladder. The Kofi is limpin and attacks Mackentire. Then buzzsaw kicks him. Then just stans there. Looks at the crowd. .. For a long time. Grabs a ladder. Sets it up, Climbs it while looking around sketcly. Sits on ladder. Then he jumps and kills Mackentire. He hurt his a** apparently. They're laying down. Now Dolfie is climbing the ladder. And Big show is like NO! Then pushes ladder over, and choke slams Dolfie. Then Kane and Big Show are fighting. Kane is getting owned. Then Big show picks up ladder, sets up up shittyly. Then attacks kane in a turnbuckle. Then runs at it back on, and kills Kane. Then Coady is like "RAR" But Big show kilsl him. Then Christian and Matt are like woot and hit Kane with a ladder. Then Big Show katches it, and then owns Christian and Matt with the ladder. Poor things. Then Big show stand in the ring by himself. He's hurt, but he'll make it. Then we get a replay. Then Big show throws a ldder out of the ring. Then he looks around confused like. Then he gets outside the ring. Then he looks under the ring for a better ladder because he's far too fat for the regular one. He's gets the super ladder. It ways like three hundred and fifty pounds. Then he struggles to put it in the ring. Then he gets back in the ring. Looks around chillin'. Then he lifts up the monster ladder by using the ring for support. He's failing. Then he decides to lift it up. But it's far too heavy. But you know what, he can do it anyway. Then he gets it in the ring. Good job! Then he lifts it up. Now he's gonna set it up because it's sexy and shiz. Then he pauses. Now it's perfectly sexy and set up. Then Coady comes in like a ****** and hits Big Show on his ankle. Then coady is like "WOW BIG LADDER" and starts to climb the thing. Then Dolf is like "No!" And owns him. Now they're both down on the ground. Now we get a replay. Dolf is like I gotta get that ladder. He's holdin' it. Now Coady is like "Gotta get up." Dolf is hanging on the ladder trying to get to his feet. He attemps to climb it but is failing. He's way too tired. But he's tried desperatley. Big Show gets up and slaps dolf. Now the Big show is like Yay. Then Matt Hardy gets up. And then gets punched and headbutted by the Big Show. Now the Big Show is chillin. Then Jofi jumps like a retars for the ladder and tris to grab it. But then Big Show is like no. And Kofi DDT's Big Show. Now Kofi is trying to climb the ladder again. But Coady Rhodes is like "BAM" And does a flying dropkick. Now we get another replay. Now Coady and Jofi are fighting. And Coady just owned himself and Kofi. Now Coady is gonna try to climb the ladder. But Matt and Dolf are still fighting outside the ring. Dolf Slaps Coady. Coady falls off. Dolf owns him off the ladder. Now they're all chillin on the Matt. Big Show is trying to get up. Matt Hardy is outside the ring. Coady tries to own the show, so does Dolf but they get owned. Big show limps over to Kofi, and takes him out of the ring. Where the ******** is Kane? Big show is attemping to climb the ladder once again. But can he do it!? Kane gets in the ring. Kane tips over the ladder like a beast. And Big Show falls out of the ring. Then Matt kills him with a ladder, then everyone else kills Big show with a ladder too. Like they're burrying him. Then Kane is attempting to climb. But peple come in the ring. Then everyone is panicing. Now everyone is trying to climb. Now Matt falls. And then gets choke slammed. Now Coady is like yay I almost got it. Now Kane is like NO! And kills Coady. Then Kane is like oh ******** yes and climbs. But Dolf is like ******** NO. And then Dolf Climbs him and then he almost gets the breifcase but Kane is like NO. And Kane is panicing. He can't see. And is gonna die. Because he's in a sleeper hold. But Kane is angry and throws him off him. Then no one is on the ladder. Dolf gets caught in the ring. Then he gets chokeclammed out of the ring on ladders. Then Kane is like "Woo" And tries to climb but Kofi the f*****t and Coady get him out of the ring. Then Kofi gets owned on the ladder. Then Coady runs away. And killed. And Kane is like NO. Then he goes towards the ring again and MAtt is trying to climb. Then gets thrown off. Then Kane and Christian try to climb. Then Matt and Christian gain up on Kane and get him off the ladder. Then Kane and Christian are climbing the ladder together. Now they're going to fight out for it. Christian is punching Matt. And grabbing the ladder. Matt is punching Christian. Matt gets punched. Now they're fighting for it. They're both touching it. They're punching eachother. And they both fall off. Dun dun dun. Now Drew is like woo and gets up. Where was he the entire time? Big show is still dead. Now Drew is climbing the ladder. Very slowly. But Kane gets back into the ring. And now they're fighting for it. Now Kane is choke slamming Drew. Now he's dead. And Kane reaches up, and wins the match!

KANE IS THE WINNER!

Kane winning surprised the hell out of me.

Wrestling while wearing pink... The Hart Dynasty does not pull it off like their predecessor did...