231. The post before the last was your own. And you're posting again. (
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232. You've gotten into mutiple bands before you heard their music because they were hot as Hell.
233. You no longer refer to "Illness Illusion" (which is what I'm listening to, coincidentally) as such and instead call it "The I MISS MALICE MIZER song."
234. Whenever you listen to "The I MISS MALICE MIZER song," you waltz around the room with an imaginary Gackt.
235. You can't remember the romaji lyrics to Vanilla, so you write down the translation instead. (And very nearly get in trouble. Good thing Ms. R. is a hippie and has no reservations about flipping you off in the middle of class if you won't shut up.)
236. You and your friend have heated discussions on whether or not HYDE stuffs his pants. (He's GOTTA! I mean, the thing is HUGE!)
237. You become extremely excited (i.e. jumping up and down and headbanging to
Girls Be Ambitious) when you find out Miyavi is less than a decade older than you and thus you have more of a chance.
238. You started reading
Banana Fish because that's Gackt's favorite
manga.
239. You know what Gackt's favorite
manga is.
240. You get all excited when you discover that Tetsu's favorite
manga is
Neon Genesis: Evangelion and so is yours. (Well, one of them.)
241. Your first coherent thought this morning sounded suspiciously like "New World."
242. Your second coherent thought was that you needed to post that on this thread.
243. You have this thread bookmarked in your Favorites folder.
244. A page in your math book is devoted to your art of J-Rockers.
245. As blocks of tofu.
246. You blew off a huge math project to draw Laruku, Miyavi, Gackt, and An Cafe (and possibly more...I don't remember) as blocks of
tofu.
247. You have mutiple desktops of the same photoshoot.
248. Your YouTube search terms are almost always "jrock funny," "[J-Rocker] funny," "jrock sexy," "[J-Rocker] sexy," or "jrock fanservice."
249. You read
Queen Bees and Wannabes and imagine your favorite J-Rockers as each of the boy stereotypes (or whatever you want to call them).
250. Your dad refers to L'Arc~en~Ciel as "The Rainbow Dudes".
251. And he likes them.
252. You have figured out a dance to REVELATION.
253. You do said dance whenever you listen to REVELATION.
254. You punch your fist in the air if that's impossible.
255. You've watched about five "Miyavi's Too Sexy" videos on YouTube and keep searching for more all at once.
256. When your friends asked you why you like J-Rock so much, you completely freaked them out by making them listen to the "Nyah Nyah" part from U+K.
257. Your best friend insists that your issue of
Cure is more disturbing than the PORN magazine his brother brought back from Japan.
258. You beg your friend to beg his dad to bring you back Miyavi when said father goes to Japan next week.
259. You refer to Al-Qaeda as "tellolists."
260. You have memorized the dance to Vanilla that they do in lives.
261. You spent over an hour copying and pasting (and reformatting!) Mina-P's Gackt translations to put in your iTunes.
262. You spent another hour searching for pictures to put in your iTunes.
263. You've started saying "OhmyKami" instead of "Ohmigod." (And OMK instead of OMG)
264. You've posted over thirty of these examples in the same post.
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