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(( hey i cant help it its in his nature XD))

i walk up to the house " psst tobari tobari where are you"

tobari appears right in front of me covered in dirt

tobari: right here boss what we gonna do now?

" blow them up this house is going to tumble but before that...." i grab tobari by the collar and throw him on my huge clay bird then i hop on " we are going to kidnap those brats and leave that patedic sensi to die" i say puting a small clay bomb on the wall of the house " heh guess what iruka the reaper is here and your time is up" he said and blew a hole thru the house all the wall hit Iruka sending him into the other room then i grab you two (( deindara is nicknamed the reaper because he mainly does all the assassination and kidnapings that are rank b and below so ya XD))

(( *sigh* fine your no fun))

" oh stop your crying he will be gravly injured but not dead now stop or i will go over there snap his neck and make you watch then take you over the village and drop you from 100 feet understand " i say grabing your neck my nails pircing the skin on your neck as i slightly try to choke you then drop you onto the bird and your arms and legs are restrained and your mouth was covered to keep you from yelling then i do the same to the sleeping kitsune then we fly out " hey tobari are they in place"

tobari: YES SIR! ^_^

" i swear i wonder how you got into the akatuski"

tobari: born into it

" oh ya..... right" i say then make a hand sign and the bombs around the house explode and the house caves in burying Iruka sensi in peices of the walls and roof " i know i said i would not kill him but hey you just cant trust me ah i am so like my dad......what... you have not figured it out yet maybe this will help" i slip a ring on and turn my cloak back to the way it was showing red clouds on it and i give you the evil grin " now do you see who i resemble i will give you a hint he was the only one to kidnap gaara of the sand and live" (( i know what you are t hinking but he is not dead he is just buryed alive the rescue team will dig him up.... i think XD nah im just kidin they will get him XD

(( and proud of it and your the one to talk about little migit XD))

" stop crying and you still dont know who i am man you leaf ninja are dumb IM DEINDARA THE SON OF DEIDARA YOU DIMWIT AND I TOLD YOU TO STOP CRYING!" he said annoyed then kicked you off the bird and it caught you with its talons hanging you above the village " see that small part of the village over there that is one of the uchiha clan restoration camps there are only 5 in the whole village what would happen if...." he sarted to laugh a evil laugh as the idea came to mind


(( well that is a interesting thought XD AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!)) (( P.S. its a mushroom cloud BOOM! XD XD XD))

((Like I care...? Who is he flirting with anyways....?))

((ADSTER!!!! I'm not a midget! >~< LOL Deindaras brain exploded! XD LOL Marshmellow cloud! XDD LOL))

"......." Has black out from all thats happened to her.

(( NO!!!!!!!!! XD lets see what happens i dont think they will be eating a marshmellow cloud more like fire clay and dust XD BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!....... and you are the shortest one here so you fall under the catagory of migit XD))

the bird shakes you awake and you see the clay bomb drop and explode in a mushroom cloud followed by hundereds of screams of the people that were just murdered signaling that the deidara faimly is back " opps did i do that" i say laughing as we fly back to the woods and to the akatuski outpost

we land at the outpost and i trow you two on a streching rack " i know its old fashioned but hey the older they are the more painful " i say then turned the wheel once " now tell me what do you know about the village hidden enterances ways to get to the hogage anything and trust me you want to tell or you and your clan go extinct" i say as deidara comes in " ah hello father look what i have for you" i say pointing to the girl on the other rack " ah the hogage's daughter what a treat im proud of you son" (( ungh got to go your safe.... FOR NOW XD good night))