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 Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:43 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:55 pm
heart WIN!!!!! heart
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Care to help me in a survey I'm doing? I need to know if you like Twilight and why/why not.
You: hell no
You: because the world can live without sparkly ken doll
You: that is edward
Stranger: I don't either. XD
And I /love/ your answer.
Stranger: Thank you for your time!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i heart this stranger
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:58 pm
ahhhh i have bad luck with that web site to much horny ppl!!!!
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:00 pm
do this:
You:I gotta secret
Stranger:Whats that?
You:FBI
scares them and makes them miraculously unhorny
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:32 pm
animoil6 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: do I know you? Stranger: idk You: OMG DADDY biggrin Your conversational partner has disconnected. I fell out of my chair laughing... xd
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:45 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I do not mean to pry, but you wouldn't happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Stranger: i dont think so why
You: My father was slaughtered by a six fingered man.
Stranger: sad im so sorry
You: I was only ten at the time.
Stranger: is he ok
Stranger: sad
You: I took up a sword to take revenge for my father, but being ten, I was easily defeated.
Stranger: im surprised u didnt die..its a good thing i guesss
You: Since then, I have been doing nothing but studying swordplay. So next time, I will not lose...
Stranger: how r u gonna find him
Stranger: silly boy
You: I will simply keep searching.
You: I will not fail.
Stranger: good luck
You: I will walk up to the six fingered man and say
You: Hello
You: My name is Inigo Montoya.
You: You killed my father.
You: Prepare to die.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:51 am
dude,how many people here have seen the princess bride?
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:53 pm
I don't know.
I eventually gave up.
Not one person replied "do you always start your conversations this way?"
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:57 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Who wants to know?
You: Are you police?
Stranger: no
You: I think you are.
You: You're very clever, Mr. Copper.
You: But you won't get me this time.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:02 pm
Marie Rouge dude,how many people here have seen the princess bride? that is the best movie ever.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:10 pm
 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hu
Stranger: **hi
Stranger: lol
You: hur hur.
You: :U
Stranger: ooo i like dat smiley face!!!
Stranger: :U
Stranger: lmao
You: :U
You: Well, enough dilly dally.
Stranger: LMAO
You: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Stranger: i havent hurd that expression in sooooo long
Stranger: nope only 12
You: Ah.
You: I see.
You: I mean that figuritively, of course.
Stranger: same
Stranger: :U
You: Alright now, I am being serious.
You: This is srs bsns.
You: I need to know if you know of any six fingered men.
Stranger: why?
You: It is of the utmost importance that you tell me.
You: My father, you see, was slaughtered by a six fingered man.
Stranger: alright BUDDY, first off, i'm half man half woman (i can send you pictures), second off, i;m not some mutated indian freak, and thirdly, ******** YOU
You: I don't see what this has to do with anything.
You: I merely asked if you knew any six fingered men, one of whom murdered a swordmaker some ten years passed.
Stranger: what you're asking offends me
You: Seriously?
Stranger: seriously
You: Oh, well, I'm sorry.
You: Though, to be fully honest, your quickness to take offense is offensive to me.
You: So we're even, I guess.
Stranger: hahaha cool
Stranger: let's smoke some weed then buddy
You: I would love to, but I really must be on my way. Revenge is a full time business, after all.
You: I would like a little hit for the road, though, if you would be so inclined.
You: :U
Stranger: cool, where you at mehn
You: I do not know. Somewhere off the coast. In a boat. There's some carnivorous eels swimming about, dreadful creatures...
You: Slimy and ugly, if you ask me.
You: *shudder*
Stranger: woot woot
You: Ineed. Woot woot.
You have disconnected.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:23 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Stranger: why yes
You: Do you remember me, by any chance?
Stranger: Mommy and daddy cut you off, huh playboy?
You: You know very well what happened to my father.
You: Murderer.
You: *draws sowrd*
Stranger: Are you ready?
You: *advances*
Stranger: Transformation central!
You: Hello.
You: My name is Inigo Montoya.
You: You killed my father.
You: Prepare to die.
You: *slash*
Stranger: http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/celebrity-pictures-inigo-montoya-dying.jpg
You: So, are you prepared, then?
You: I'll wait til you're ready.
Stranger: I thought you already slashed me
Stranger: little flail there sir
You: Yes, well... *ahem*
You: I got a bit carried away.
You: You did kill my father, after all.
Stranger: I did?
You: Yes, you did.
Stranger: oh
You: So, you remember now?
Stranger: Don't blame me
You can blame my friends on the other side!
You: You can go to meet your friends on the other side!
You: *attacks*
Stranger: Won't you shake the poor sinner's hand?
You: Hello.
You: My name is Inigo Motoya.
You: You killed my father.
Stranger: ORLY
You: Prepare to die.
You: *stabs*
Stranger: And I was stabbed thrice
You: Yes.
You: And now you shall die.
Stranger: idgi
You: Well, I killed you.
You: Because you killed my father.
You: Revenge, you understand.
Stranger: I GEDDIT OKAY
You: So, are you feeling faint yet?
You: *taps foot*
Stranger: I'm sorry,
I got voodoo
I got hoodoo
I got things I ain't even tried!
And I got friends on the other side.
Stranger: stabbin' won't work
You: Well, as I said, you may meet them at your leisure.
Stranger: o
You: How about I take you down to your machine?
You: We can hook you up, I can help you with your book...
Stranger: You keep using that word.
You: So?
You: Anyway, let's go down to your machine. I'll take note for you.
You: We can publish your book posthumusly.
Stranger: okay then
Stranger: fine
You: Let's go, then.
You: Come along.
You: *hooks you up*
You: Alright, I'm going to use the lowest setting. You have to tell me how it feels so I can record it.
You: 'Kay?
Stranger: D:
You: *turns it up to highest setting*
You: LOL I TRICKED YOU
You: Now, you already know what this machine does, having designed it your self.
Stranger: I hope you're satisfied
You: You know, now that I have gotten my revenge, I feel sort of lost.
You: Like I have no idea what to do with my life.
Stranger: lol fail
You: Well, there's always piracy.
Stranger: how bout some voodo?
You: Nah.
You: biggrin
You have disconnected.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:26 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Have you found Jesus?
You: I've been looking all over for him.
You: b***h is good at hide and seek
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:43 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi, do you know where I can find Billy Bob Joe Bob Phil Bob Steve Bob?
You: Also known as Joe?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: check on myspace for that guy
You: Are you sure he isn't in your closet?
You: He likes to hide there.
Stranger: no there is an evil mokey in my closet
You: ah
You: He still owes me money for the bananas I bought him
Stranger: give me my money!
You: I did it so he would stop eating the children
Stranger: see what happens when you dont give my my money
You: You repeat words?
Stranger: m or f
You: both
Stranger: male
Stranger: is wayne brady gonna have to choke a b***h
You: I'm afraid so
Stranger: skanky
You: Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: Pi, Both, Your Closet, Canada
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:15 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: cookeh MONSTER
Stranger: D:
You: Oh dear lord.
You: You scared me half to death!
You: *fans self daintily*
Stranger: BREATH
You: I can't.
You: My corset is too tight.
You: I must find my fainting couch.
Stranger: i feel really dumb that i dont know what that is
Stranger: NO NO HERE PUT A FISH BOWL ON YER HEAD
You: A fainting couch or a corset?
You: Wait what?
You: No, I nead a couch.
Stranger: corset
Stranger: no a fish bowl helps you breath... it works for spongebob
You: It's this really tight piece of underwear that women wear to cinch their waists tighter. Often made of steel or bone, it can in some cases crush the rib cage, resulting in permenant deformation.
You: Also, it makes it really hard to breathe.
You: *falls on couch*
Stranger: then why the moose palace is it around your neck
Stranger: just take it off ?
You: I can't.
Stranger: DUHH
You: It wouldn't be proper.
You: *fans*
Stranger: if your a dude this is soo wrong xD
You: I'll have you know I am a lady of the finest calibur.
Stranger: are you like muslem or somethin o.0
You: No.
You: Why do you ask?
Stranger: well lady you seem short of oxygen
You: Well, yes.
You: As I said, this corset is bound too tightly.
You: I will have to fire my maid.
You: Wish me luck!
You: biggrin
You have disconnected.
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