RionaDaidouji
To the tune of "I've got a Theory", from the Buffy musical.
RANDOM INTERPOL AGENT
I've got a theory
That it's deity
But that's supernatural,
No, something isn't right there
L
I've got a theory
Some kid is killing
And we're all stuck inside
His wacky god-complex
YAGAMI
I've got a theory
We should work this out
ALL
It's getting eerie
What's this random
Killing all about?
RANDOM INTERPOL AGENT
I've got a theory
That it's deity
But that's supernatural,
No, something isn't right there
L
I've got a theory
Some kid is killing
And we're all stuck inside
His wacky god-complex
YAGAMI
I've got a theory
We should work this out
ALL
It's getting eerie
What's this random
Killing all about?
{SONATA} -->
rofl
I actually tried singing this with the audio.
Matsuda:
"It could be BUNNIES!"
Everyone else:
o_0
-On the subject of Death Note look-a-likes:
There's about like...three boys in our class who have Raito hair, and they're brown, like his hair his...bad news is, they're not as hot. -_-
Which makes it disappointing, because somehow, everytime the boys hug, it's like an orgy or something. They all...bunch up on each other.
That would make my inner fangirl happy. 4laugh
But, I saw one of the Raito-hair boys carrying an apple today. CARRYING AN APPLE.
And I was like, "ZOMG Ryuk!"
-On the subject of Death Note musical:
xd
I'm a B'way musical geek, so this would make me squee with joy.
A DN musical would be a cross between something like Sweeney Todd with Les Miserables and a little bit of Fosse thrown it.
And because I have no life at all...parodies!
VARIOUS CHORUS PEOPLE:
Lift your pencil high, Kira!
Hear it singing, "Yes!"
Sink it in the pale Death Note
Of righteousness!
His voice was soft, his manner mild.
He seldom laughed but he often smiled,
He'd seen how criminal men behave.
He never forgot and he never forgave,
Not Kira,
Not Kira, no,
The Savior Killer of Japan...
---
L:
Is everybody here?
Is everybody ready?
Hit it!
I don't care about expensive things
Cashmere coats, diamond rings
Don't mean a thing
All I care about is cake
That's what I'm here for
(Interpol agents: That's what he's here for.)
I don't care for wearing silk cravats
Ruby studs, satin spats
Don't mean a thing
All I care about is cake
(Interpol Agents: All he cares about is cake)
Give me three
Red cherries
Bright and juicy as can be
Let me see it on my éclair
And honest, mister, I'm a millionaire!
I don't care for any fine attire
Vanderbilt might admire
No, no, not me
All I care about is cake
(Interpol Agents: All he cares about is cake)
L: (spoken)
Maybe you think I'm talking about your everyday birthday or wedding cake. Well, I'm not. Not just regular cake. There's other kinds of cake. Like ice cream cake. Pancakes. Mooncakes. Cake that you give to someone who really needs it. The cake that you bought using the salary you get after solving a case. That's the kind of cake I'm talkin' about.
And of course, regular cake ain't so bad either...
(Yeah, I know, L thinks he's fighting for justice too, but this idea, aka mental picture of L actually singing this, was too cute to pass up.
Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.

I actually tried singing this with the audio.
Matsuda:
"It could be BUNNIES!"
Everyone else:
o_0
-On the subject of Death Note look-a-likes:
There's about like...three boys in our class who have Raito hair, and they're brown, like his hair his...bad news is, they're not as hot. -_-
Which makes it disappointing, because somehow, everytime the boys hug, it's like an orgy or something. They all...bunch up on each other.
That would make my inner fangirl happy. 4laugh
But, I saw one of the Raito-hair boys carrying an apple today. CARRYING AN APPLE.
And I was like, "ZOMG Ryuk!"
-On the subject of Death Note musical:
xd
I'm a B'way musical geek, so this would make me squee with joy.
A DN musical would be a cross between something like Sweeney Todd with Les Miserables and a little bit of Fosse thrown it.
And because I have no life at all...parodies!
VARIOUS CHORUS PEOPLE:
Lift your pencil high, Kira!
Hear it singing, "Yes!"
Sink it in the pale Death Note
Of righteousness!
His voice was soft, his manner mild.
He seldom laughed but he often smiled,
He'd seen how criminal men behave.
He never forgot and he never forgave,
Not Kira,
Not Kira, no,
The Savior Killer of Japan...
---
L:
Is everybody here?
Is everybody ready?
Hit it!
I don't care about expensive things
Cashmere coats, diamond rings
Don't mean a thing
All I care about is cake
That's what I'm here for
(Interpol agents: That's what he's here for.)
I don't care for wearing silk cravats
Ruby studs, satin spats
Don't mean a thing
All I care about is cake
(Interpol Agents: All he cares about is cake)
Give me three
Red cherries
Bright and juicy as can be
Let me see it on my éclair
And honest, mister, I'm a millionaire!
I don't care for any fine attire
Vanderbilt might admire
No, no, not me
All I care about is cake
(Interpol Agents: All he cares about is cake)
L: (spoken)
Maybe you think I'm talking about your everyday birthday or wedding cake. Well, I'm not. Not just regular cake. There's other kinds of cake. Like ice cream cake. Pancakes. Mooncakes. Cake that you give to someone who really needs it. The cake that you bought using the salary you get after solving a case. That's the kind of cake I'm talkin' about.
And of course, regular cake ain't so bad either...
(Yeah, I know, L thinks he's fighting for justice too, but this idea, aka mental picture of L actually singing this, was too cute to pass up.
Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.
