Corrupt A Wish

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. It turns out his face is ugly and everyone made you turn back around.

I wish I could have a glass of water without having to get up  

[butterfly LaRue]

Granted. A passing government official sees you using levitation powers and has you carted off for state security. (yeah, they do that sometimes.)

I wish for absolute, perfect happiness.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. you are perfectly happy, and lose all ability to think; your entire identity is blank, featureless, causeless happiness.

i wish that i had a slightly more chipper personality.