CAUTION: There are some graphic robot images. Like robots burning up while flying towards the sun. So I suggest that you don't proceed unless you have a very strong stomach. xD;
I just want to point out... This is an Optimus suit. We all know what Megs does with the Optimus suit.
The Decepticons dressed up as the Autobots in order to frame them. Spike found a tape of this. Because apparently the Decepticons are stupid enough to keep things like this around. So they send Ravage to fix it.
Ravage attacked Spike and Spike dodged it, sending Ravage crashing into the video player.
This is Spike about to push a shelf over on Ravage.
This is Spike escape. Or the Con getting pwnt by a human.
This is the second- and probably last- time he will be useful.
Anime: Wow Spike being not useless.
Ryu: AHAHAHA DANCING DECEPTICONS!
This is after the Autobots find out they're head for the sun and their ship starts burning up.
Then they're circuits start overheating...
Anime: Why is Cosmos not melting? And why don't they fly off the ship?
Ryu: ...Oh god they caught the Decepticons' stupid.
Because the Decepticons spread their stupid like an STD for this two-parter, apparently.
Anime: It was when Red Alert roboraped Starscream.
"This evidence is con conclusive. How could we have been so stupid?" -Mayor
Don't worry. No one blames you. You are G1 humans after all.
Anime: I really don't think that Scraemer should look that happy in the Optimus suit.
Ryu: ...or maybe Scraemer is used to wearing the suit.
Anime:
They've had that thing for years.
"We have to bring the Autobots back!" -Spike
"I'm afraid that's impossible." -Mayor
Because they flew into the sun.
"What are going to do now that the Autobots are gone?" -News Reporter
"I'm glad that you asked. I'm going to conquor this mudball of a planet and
roborape it suck it dry!" -Megatron
Ryu: NOW THEY FIGURE OUT IT WAS A TRICK!
The guy on the right looks like he's ready to shoot himself some alien robot. The guy on the right looks like he's ready to pee himself.
This is the guards failing at stopping the Decepticons.
Anime: O_O STARSCREAM HIT SOMETHING.
"I saw the Autobot streaking towards the sun like a silver bullet. I saw it collide, collide with destiny!" -Burger
Ryu: IT DIDN'T COLLIDE WITH DESTINY IT COLLIDED WITH THE FREAKING SUN!
(That was probably was one of my top quotes from us. I lolzed so much when I Ryu first saw it.)
"The Autobots may be gone, but I still have to clear their names!" -Spike
Anime: ...Why do you have to clear their names Spike?
Ryu: Because he's an idiot.
Spike tripped over a stage light, running from the Decepticons. YOU FAIL SPIKE.
"Compassion is for fools, Bruger!" -Megatron to Bruger after he saves Spike.
Anime: If compassion is for fools then shouldn't Megatron have some of that?
Ryu: Probably.
"ROLL CHIP ROLL!" -Spike
Ryu: AHAHAHA "ROLL CHIP ROLL!"
Anime: Chip is more useful than Spike. He does more than Spike.
Ryu: You know you may as well give up and go home when the wheelchair bound kid is more helpful than you.
3:20 for anyone who wants to hear Spike yell "ROLL CHIP ROLL!"
This is... Who the slag ever in the Autobot base. All I know is that it's a Con. I have no idea which one it is. I also know that the Autobots REALLY need to move somewhere else.
This is
SPARTA!!!!!! Teletran 1 after Decepticon jet #6 fired at it.
Ryu: ...Didn't Megatron fire a laser at Teletran the last episode and ALL IT DID WAS CHANGE THE FLIGHT PLAN??
Anime: Yeah.
Megs would normally be happy to have Optimus back, but with all of the Autobots at the battlefield he can't even get near Optimus, let alone roborape him.
