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 Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:31 am
Strifer Farhaven Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #7FOOOOOOOOOOOOD FIGHT! You: Damn, I knew this will happen! Friend 1: Come on, hide under the table! Friend 2: Nah, man let's join in on this one! You: Okay, can we do both? Both Friends: NO! Apples, oranges, everything is falling over your head. You and your two friends are hunkered down under the table. But deep inside, you want to join in this fight, the teachers aren't even going to stop it at the moment. A orange rolls right into your palm. Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO? In the situation....Matrix capabilties are allowed. Have fun my friends. I would kick the table away with my matrix capabilities and start dodging/ grabbing food and throw them back with amazing grace and accuracy, completely dominating the fight. Then I would blur my face, run away from the tachers, end up somewhere else and unblur my face. Then walk around like nothing happened. Awww, you didn't pull off a Neo. cry
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:36 am
I said I'd dodge with amazing skill and grace. Neo does that.
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:39 am
Strifer Farhaven I said I'd dodge with amazing skill and grace. Neo does that. Whoops. I was picturing when he first dodged the bullets from the agent on top of that building. That **** was hot. cool
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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:00 am
No one what's to be part of the....
*Says in a dramatic voice*
SITUATION ROOM!
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Psychotic Habits Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:43 pm
Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #7FOOOOOOOOOOOOD FIGHT! You: Damn, I knew this will happen! Friend 1: Come on, hide under the table! Friend 2: Nah, man let's join in on this one! You: Okay, can we do both? Both Friends: NO! Apples, oranges, everything is falling over your head. You and your two friends are hunkered down under the table. But deep inside, you want to join in this fight, the teachers aren't even going to stop it at the moment. A orange rolls right into your palm. Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO? In the situation....Matrix capabilties are allowed. Have fun my friends. I turn on my friends. They're the closest target. Boom orange to a head and I run out and slide on the floor under another table. I scavenge for more food and then scout out who is in the lead of this fight. I work my way crawling under tables silently till I am behind him. I sneak up behind him and pelt him in the back with spaghetti. I don't stop my assault. I keep throwing things at him so he doesn't even have a chance to respond. I take over his place as lead of the food fight and begin attacking everyone. I use his body which is laying there traumatized from my attack as a shield.
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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:50 pm
Ammit the Devourer Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #7FOOOOOOOOOOOOD FIGHT! You: Damn, I knew this will happen! Friend 1: Come on, hide under the table! Friend 2: Nah, man let's join in on this one! You: Okay, can we do both? Both Friends: NO! Apples, oranges, everything is falling over your head. You and your two friends are hunkered down under the table. But deep inside, you want to join in this fight, the teachers aren't even going to stop it at the moment. A orange rolls right into your palm. Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO? In the situation....Matrix capabilties are allowed. Have fun my friends. I turn on my friends. They're the closest target. Boom orange to a head and I run out and slide on the floor under another table. I scavenge for more food and then scout out who is in the lead of this fight. I work my way crawling under tables silently till I am behind him. I sneak up behind him and pelt him in the back with spaghetti. I don't stop my assault. I keep throwing things at him so he doesn't even have a chance to respond. I take over his place as lead of the food fight and begin attacking everyone. I use his body which is laying there traumatized from my attack as a shield. You're evil! Lol.
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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:51 pm
Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #7FOOOOOOOOOOOOD FIGHT! You: Damn, I knew this will happen! Friend 1: Come on, hide under the table! Friend 2: Nah, man let's join in on this one! You: Okay, can we do both? Both Friends: NO! Apples, oranges, everything is falling over your head. You and your two friends are hunkered down under the table. But deep inside, you want to join in this fight, the teachers aren't even going to stop it at the moment. A orange rolls right into your palm. Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO? In the situation....Matrix capabilities are allowed. Have fun my friends. I solemnly swear I am up to no good. heart Know what?
Medri grinned mischievously. Hey Friend 1? Screw this s**t, I'm in!
-grabs Friend 2 and pulls her up-
Friend 1: B-b-b-ut you'll get in troouubbllllee!
Me: -shoves the orange in his face- Get up here and have some fun
*a plate of paste flies at me*
-i do the matrix, grab it, and fling it at Friend 1-
Then, I get on the floor in the middle of the cafeteria and Dance xD
This sucks.
heart Mischief managed.
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:47 am
dogsrox94 Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #7FOOOOOOOOOOOOD FIGHT! You: Damn, I knew this will happen! Friend 1: Come on, hide under the table! Friend 2: Nah, man let's join in on this one! You: Okay, can we do both? Both Friends: NO! Apples, oranges, everything is falling over your head. You and your two friends are hunkered down under the table. But deep inside, you want to join in this fight, the teachers aren't even going to stop it at the moment. A orange rolls right into your palm. Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO? In the situation....Matrix capabilities are allowed. Have fun my friends. I solemnly swear I am up to no good. heart Know what?
Medri grinned mischievously. Hey Friend 1? Screw this s**t, I'm in!
-grabs Friend 2 and pulls her up-
Friend 1: B-b-b-ut you'll get in troouubbllllee!
Me: -shoves the orange in his face- Get up here and have some fun
*a plate of paste flies at me*
-i do the matrix, grab it, and fling it at Friend 1-
Then, I get on the floor in the middle of the cafeteria and Dance xD
This sucks.
heart Mischief managed. I'll dance with you!
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:11 am
I solemnly swear I am up to no good. heart Know what?
=]
Be happy =]
heart Mischief managed.
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:42 pm
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Psychotic Habits Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:05 pm
how have i missed this thread? it amuses me greatly. is it only answers the situations as posted?
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:22 pm
Ky Jelly how have i missed this thread? it amuses me greatly. is it only answers the situations as posted? Yes. It amuses me to. It's simple. 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:27 pm
Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #2Position: Female The lunch line at school has always been long. hence you come there late. Parched and starving you stand on line. To your right you have a classmate of yours, standing on the opposite line. Now, you've shared very few conversations with her, but you've seen her a lot in the hallways. As you move up, you notice that she is giggling at her friends and putting at you. Ignoring them, you grab a tray and move on down. Suddenly, you feel an arm wrap around your shoulder and it's her and she says: "You're a slut aren't you? I've seen you with the baseball team a lot. Got a lot of "balls" under your bed don't you?" Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO? I smile really big and then walk away, it will confuse her.
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:36 pm
Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #4Plain and simple. A guy is on the train and steps on your shoe, but doesn't say sorry. Meanwhile, he steps on your foot several more times and still doesn't apologize. Now....WHAT WILL YOU DO? In this one, I want you people to be CRAZY! I mean WACKO! GO! Id turn to him and say, "sir you just proposed to me several times in my cultures tridition. I accept your proposal and so you now if you don't got through with it, it is tridition to chop something off your body."
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:43 pm
Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #7FOOOOOOOOOOOOD FIGHT! You: Damn, I knew this will happen! Friend 1: Come on, hide under the table! Friend 2: Nah, man let's join in on this one! You: Okay, can we do both? Both Friends: NO! Apples, oranges, everything is falling over your head. You and your two friends are hunkered down under the table. But deep inside, you want to join in this fight, the teachers aren't even going to stop it at the moment. A orange rolls right into your palm. Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO? In the situation....Matrix capabilties are allowed. Have fun my friends. I turn around and hit one of my friends then get something else and hit the other one. thats what they get for telling me no..lol
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