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 Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:42 pm
6:40:52 PM sesshie143: But okay, so what's the storyline of your RP?
6:40:58 PM therealsirbayer: Very well, here we go
6:41:08 PM therealsirbayer: Most people own deep space travel vehicles
6:41:10 PM therealsirbayer: In other words, spaceships.
6:41:14 PM therealsirbayer: Like your characters.
6:41:15 PM sesshie143: ORLY
6:41:22 PM nightmaredream14: Our characters are spaceships?
6:41:30 PM therealsirbayer: SHUT UP
6:41:31 PM therealsirbayer: LISTEN
6:41:36 PM therealsirbayer: You own the spaceships.
6:41:38 PM therealsirbayer: Anyway
6:41:39 PM sesshie143: ORLY
6:41:44 PM nightmaredream14: NO MARK
6:41:47 PM nightmaredream14: YOU ARE THE SPACESHIPS
6:41:50 PM therealsirbayer: The draw of riches YOUA RE THE -DAMMIT
6:41:51 PM sesshie143: YOU ARE TH--
6:41:51 PM nightmaredream14: And then Mark was a shuttle
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:22 pm
And now, a short history of Joe.
[20:21] JokermanEXE: Guys...I'm so crying right now
[20:21] Sesshie143: Aww. Why?
[20:21] Sesshie143: **hug**
[20:21] JokermanEXE: Shaman King ended.
[20:21] JokermanEXE: The series is over.
[20:21] Sesshie143: O_O
[20:21] NightmareDream14: *Headdesk*
[20:21] JokermanEXE: And it was so....cool.
[20:21] JokermanEXE: SHUT THE ******** UP
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:48 pm
An average conversation:
Sesshie143 (10:32:29 PM): I wanted to get cheese, but we weren't able to.
Sesshie143 (10:32:41 PM): Ah well. We got bananas.
NightmareDream14 (10:32:46 PM): RING RING RING?
Sesshie143 (10:33:00 PM): BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
NightmareDream14 (10:33:00 PM): Also, no cheese = sadness
NightmareDream14 (10:33:05 PM): BANANA WAS PHONE
Sesshie143 (10:33:53 PM): Yes, but hey. I still have a viable source of calcium in the form of soy milk.
NightmareDream14 (10:34:06 PM): Haha
Sesshie143 (10:34:08 PM): NO ALEX
NightmareDream14 (10:34:13 PM): Vanilla or ordinary soy milk?
Sesshie143 (10:34:14 PM): BANANA WAS THE DEMONS
Sesshie143 (10:34:21 PM): Vanilla
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:20 pm
[15:09] JokermanEXE: ********, I'm hungry.
[15:09] therealsirbayer: I am deeply sorry for your loss.
[15:09] JokermanEXE: You should be.
[15:09] JokermanEXE: Otherwise, I'll rape your dog.
[15:10] therealsirbayer: My dog is dead.
[15:10] JokermanEXE: Excellent.
[15:10] therealsirbayer: So if you want to rape the ashes that we didn't keep, you're welcome to try.
[15:10] JokermanEXE: Dude
[15:10] JokermanEXE: Didn't I tell you?
[15:10] JokermanEXE: I'm into kleptopyronecrobestiality.
[15:10] JokermanEXE: Stealing a dead animal, lighting it on fire, and raping it.
[15:10] therealsirbayer: I did not know that and never wanted to.
[15:11] JokermanEXE: TOO LATE
[15:11] therealsirbayer: D:
[15:11] JokermanEXE: YOU CAN'T UNHEAR IT
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:16 pm
[18:13] NightmareDream14: Were-ness is passed on the X chromosome
[18:14] lily564a: ok, worst thought ever...
if I'm were'd to monkey form, and I screw a monkey....
[18:15] lily564a: that shouldn't be allowed to happen
[18:15] NightmareDream14: That... doesn't work.
[18:15] NightmareDream14: That doesn't work and you're a terrible person for thinking of it.
[18:15] lily564a: I think of a lot
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:48 pm
10:45:29 PM nightmaredream14: Bayer, we do this because we love you
IT'S IN WRITING
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:18 pm
[22:45] NightmareDream14: Or at least because we don't hate you
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 5:20 pm
[17:14] JokermanEXE: Awesome
[17:14] JokermanEXE: "Loyal" to Joe.
[17:14] JokermanEXE: If you know what I mean.
[17:14] NightmareDream14: ._. What do you mean....?
[17:14] JokermanEXE: I have no idea.
[17:14] JokermanEXE: Is Joe a player?
[17:14] JokermanEXE: It stands to reason that he could be
[17:14] NightmareDream14: I imagine he would feel bad about using his influence to sleep with anyone he wants since that's kind of a d**k move...
[17:15] JokermanEXE: Dude, it's not his influence!
[17:15] NightmareDream14: Also, Camille is like 20 years younger than him
[17:15] JokermanEXE: Aaaaaand?
[17:15] NightmareDream14: O_O
[17:15] JokermanEXE: It's the magical world!
[17:15] JokermanEXE: Age doesn't matter!
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:22 pm
12:20:13 PM therealsirbayer: Oh hallo Sibers
12:20:34 PM siberdrac: Grüß dich!
12:20:37 PM therealsirbayer: WHAT THE ******** PM siberdrac: yer mom
12:21:00 PM therealsirbayer: ...and this is a stereotypical example of our whole conversation, almost every day.
12:21:09 PM therealsirbayer: Of course, we haven't mentioned penises yet.
12:21:15 PM siberdrac: you're a stereotypical conversation
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Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:52 pm
Sesshie143 (11:47:46 PM): Why the "WOAH?"
TheRealSirBayer (11:48:02 PM): Your fiance is a /b/tard.
Sesshie143 (11:48:54 PM): **nod**
TheRealSirBayer (11:49:04 PM): That's insane.
Sesshie143 (11:50:19 PM): Yeah. You'd think it wouldn't work, wouldn't you?
Sesshie143 (11:50:31 PM): And see, he makes fun of just about every physical aspect of me.
TheRealSirBayer (11:50:33 PM): A /b/tard with any girl? Absolutely
TheRealSirBayer (11:50:39 PM): What the ******** is wrong with you
TheRealSirBayer (11:51:08 PM): D:
Sesshie143 (11:51:11 PM): A lot of things.
TheRealSirBayer (11:51:40 PM): I... can't argue with that
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Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:54 pm
9:51:49 PM therealsirbayer: Anyway, go work on the wiki
9:51:52 PM therealsirbayer: Especially on your character
9:52:03 PM therealsirbayer: What is your character's name? What kind of ship does he fly?
9:52:34 PM nightmaredream14: THE FEDORATRON
9:52:37 PM therealsirbayer: Does he have a p***s?
9:52:42 PM nightmaredream14: HE HAS EIGHT
9:52:48 PM nightmaredream14: ONE ON EACH LIMB
9:52:54 PM therealsirbayer: ...I think we have a fundamental issue here now
9:52:58 PM therealsirbayer: Can we even put this on the IM thread?
9:53:11 PM nightmaredream14: ...
9:53:20 PM nightmaredream14: Whether we can put this in the IM thread is not our largest issue here.
9:53:23 PM therealsirbayer: XD
9:53:26 PM nightmaredream14: MY p***s IS THE LARGEST ISSUE HERE
9:53:31 PM therealsirbayer: As far as I'm concerned - WHAT THE
9:53:34 PM nightmaredream14: AHHHHH YEAAAAHHHH
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:11 am
[00:09] lily564a: first week I had it I played 172 hours
[00:09] NightmareDream14: O_O
[00:09] NightmareDream14: That's...
[00:09] NightmareDream14: That's mathematically impossible.
[00:09] NightmareDream14: That's over 24 and a half hours every day.
[00:10] lily564a: I have two screens
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 6:24 pm
Infernul Mashenes Profile in Zombish Name: Haghar Haga. Age: Harhaan. Sex: Mahr Ethnicity/Nationality: Amgrahzh Appearance: Zambah. Zhargh, ghram harr. Garahgha. Mazzhamg ah margh ahr. Social Status: Amgazharazheg zambah! Occupation: Rha Gahhrahhar hargghar. Skills: Amhamham da bramzz. Items: BRAHNZ MATZ Bio: AH AM ZAMBAH!! Other: ZAMBAH!
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:41 pm
8:37:41 PM therealsirbayer: "One...Two...Three... Three!" The world may never know. ._.
8:37:45 PM therealsirbayer: That's exactly what he said
8:38:00 PM grahznyslovo: Now who's the *****, Bayer? =P
8:38:08 PM therealsirbayer: THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID DICKWEED
8:38:30 PM grahznyslovo: Mr. Owl says show the center of your tootsie pop, b***h.
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:47 am
BAYER IS A TACTICAL GENIUS Quote: [09:46] TheRealSirBayer: Any cover here? [09:46] NightmareDream14: You're in a ******** jungle [09:46] NightmareDream14: I should hope there's some ******** cover [09:46] TheRealSirBayer: Lots of cover here.
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