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 Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:44 am
Lumanny is the little stuffed animal tiger that I bought yesterday.
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:04 pm
Silent is fighting over a piece of cheese with a mouse under a chair right now, while one of the twins is tugging on her foot.
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:22 pm
Zeev is so bored with this guild she is thinking of commiting harakiri with that pretty sword of hers.
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:54 am
Behatz's dream in life is to own his very own bag of potato chips.
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:29 pm
They say that if the Barbary apes of Gibraltar ever leave the rock, and the ravens of the Tower of London ever die, then Lumanny will run out of random.
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:44 pm
Behatz still thinks he's a model for cars and that the fact that the photos in the ads never happen to be the ones where he broke into the show models and posed is just a coincidence.
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:51 pm
Lumanny contains the answer to world hunger... in his gut. He ate all the spare food, and now we're hungry crying
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:08 pm
Behatz never eats Chinese food because he was once dumped by a Korean girl becuase he couldn't grasp the concept that she was not Chinese and still can't.
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:12 pm
If Lumanny were to ever attempt to build a car, the outcome would be a fridge, a screwdriver, a PC game which the reviewers gave 98%, an original copy of Superman, issue #1, half a bacon sandwich, the Gobi desert, the website known as www.comparethemeerkat.com, a novel about vampires and humans falling in love near Seattle, and David Beckham's right foot.
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 5:14 pm
Behatz is Chuck Norris!!!
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 5:30 pm
Lumanny revealed my secret, and now I must roundhouse kick him.
It was always gonna mention Chuck Norris at some point.
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 5:40 pm
So, Behatz is the one who can close a revolving door, has counted to infinity twice, and visited the Virgin Islands and left it just The islands?
I thought so.
Behatz is also amphibious.
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:34 pm
If Lumanny has 10,000 Gaia Gold and you have 10,000 Gaia Gold, Lumanny has more Gaia Gold than you.
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:07 pm
(Just Chuck Norris jokes?)
Behatz is a n action figure.
(Broke the cycle. xd )
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:37 pm
Lumanny once divided by zero on a math exam.
He got partial credit for his answer on the test, which caused part of the universe to blink out of existence.
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