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TurtleMaster24 Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:44 pm
Granted! You Learn To Write With Your Right Hand But Only In Gibberish.
I Wish To Be Able In Breathe Under Water Along With Breathing Above.
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:43 pm
 Shoot for the moon...Granted!! your able to breath above and below water, but as soon as you step into the ocean, a hungry hungry hippo devours you.
i wish i had all the candy in the world!
Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
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TurtleMaster24 Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:23 pm
Granted! But Unfortunately One Of The Pieces Of Candy Was Moldy, And The Mold Spread To The Rest Of The Candy Making You Unable To Eat Them.
I Wish That I Could Travel The World!
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:18 pm
Granted, you're a satellite.
I wish I didn't just get turned into a zombie in Humans vs. Zombies.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:45 pm
Granted, you are human, but are about to get attacked by a zombie.
I wish I could teleport.
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:27 pm
Success! You have become a mecha, with a built in self teleportation system! Why did you have to turn into a mecha? Because this is experimental technology of course! Unfortunately, upon first tests, you successfully teleport..... You even teleport to where you were supposed to go.... but your newly mechanical body still isn't able to resist the amazing pressures found deep under the ocean in the word's deepest trench. Oh well, your death will not be in vain.....
I wish to gain more knowledge than anyone else, useless garbage or not.
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:06 pm
Granted!
You know EVERYTHING!!!
In fact, your brain is so overloaded with mostly useless info that you can't think coherently, and now you just sit around mumbling incoherently to yourself all day. Someone has to be hired to feed you and look after you because you're unable to. Enjoy!
I wish I could make a playlist for my profile.
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 8:21 am
Granted! You make one of the most amazing ~looking~ playlists in the history of the world. Unfortunately, something went wrong, and it only plays a glass shattering screech. You can't remove it, and muting your computer doesn't stop the sound. Now nobody can view your profile, ever.
I wish I could move the date back by a week, without changing what I have already accomplished during this week.
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 6:07 pm
Granted! The date moves back one week, without changing the results of your actions during this week. But you don't remember any of it, including your wish, so life becomes excessively confusing for you, and you end up in a mental hospital. xd
I wish I could find more eggs with easter loot in them.
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:34 am
Granted! You find seven times as many eggs with easter loot in them, but a server lag error erases all your finds permanently.
I wish I could surf the internet in my sleep and still feel rested.
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:14 am
Granted! You surf in your sleep, but you don't remember any of it. Seems like no change doesn't it? twisted
I wish it was only 80 degrees here in the summer.
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:25 pm
*Only* 80 degrees in the summer?
Granted! Now its 80 degrees *here* and in the summer only! But for the other seasons, they will be unbearably hot over *there*, causing many mosquitoes to breed and many forest fires to start. Global warming, anyone?
I wish I could draw like a professional anime artist...because I suck. crying
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I married a Lego Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:41 pm
Granted!
You're drawing like a pro! Problem is, all your drawings look just like someone elses, so you get sued for plaguerism.
And yeah, 110 today, and pretty much every day for four months (unless it goes higher!) so 80 is MARVELOUS!!!
I wish people would start doing stuff in this guild again! wink
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