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because my logic is mindblowingly correct.

and it's pretty easy to take 10+ minutes to take a s**t when you're constipated, suffering dirahea, or both, you could also be starting to reuse your colon after some surgery which may have sacrificed some mucus that was used to lubricate your turds inside your a**. it is quite possible for someone to s**t out a brick, a solid dried brick, the musuc that traveled through your digestion also lightly lubricates your colon.

it sounds gross but it's disgustingly true. :p

you ever think I decide to take time between matches to do stuff?

you must think I'm an idiot, but it's pretty stupid to assume someone is an idiot for mentioning thinking about a strategy while taking a s**t!

seriously! I take time BETWEEN MATCHES to think and if I have too I will use the toilet and take a mad s**t! even then I'll think what may come in the next fight I enter!

are you so incapacitated to think someone would up and take a s**t during an online match?

dont be so stupid!

When playing online, things time out, and disconnect you if you don't do anything.
I think about five or six minutes should do it.
So it's actually impossible for you to take a s**t between matches. Which then means that it's impossible for people to change the items while you are taking a s**t.
For ******** sake man, at least pick a situation that's theoretically possible!

You didnt think for one second I meant OFFLINE MATCHES did you? I leave the running in online matches when I know I'll be gone for more than 10 seconds, and I use time whenever to plan my next strategy in a game I put as a mental subject.

Example 1: World of Warcraft: Battleground: Warsong Gulch: Character: Bloodraptor(Male Blood Elf Rogue): basic strategy, stealth or ride my epic mount accross the field to get to the Alliance base to steal their flag and drink a Free Action Potion before I use Sprint, Preperation(clears cooldowns for certain Rogue moves with it's own cooldown of 10 minutes), Sprint again, Sprint at level 60+ has a movment speed increase of 70%. my biggest concern while carrying the flag is getting attacked as I will need to focus on staying alive and without Vanish, I'm screwed, especially with the honor farmers in the middle who use honor kills to farm their honor points.

Example 2: Trauma Center 2: New Blood: Any Surgery(you could take 50 years planning your next try at a surgery if you screwed one time up) Aiming for highest score possible: Run through the instructions, try not to screw up, if removing Bullets, primary focus is to remove bullets first and suture up wounds with primary and final measures covered in AI prompts.

Example 3: Starcraft: Planning for a Multiplayer Map: Expect rocky terrain, and large gaps, prepare for intense combat mentally, plan on fastest most economic way to build forces without compromising allies if having any allies.

I do a lot of thinking on the toilet since it's one of few times I can think without interruptions.

Raptor, nobody wants to hear you rant about games that you claim to play well. You can strategize for pretty much everything. It doesn't matter how complex or simple it is.

And something to think about along the lines of strategy, unless you can make up new tactics on the spot in the real time situations, you're going to suck if you stick to the plan you thought up on your toilet for the one reason that not everything goes according to plan.

Its the one reason why, when two people in SSBM, one with more tournament experience, and one with more tech skill, the person with more tournament experience is more likely going to win. He's more prepared for each individual situation than the person that's never gone to a tournament before.

Don't forget about mindgames.