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 Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:31 pm
chubby_choco Phanari chubby_choco Phanari ((We have a kitchen on this Guild, actually. It came when I came. Mainly has potatos, juice, apples, wine, and chocolate. But there's more too.)) Inner Zedd: ::scoots even closer:: Well then.....what's say you and I go on over here to my Wizard's Rock and---::BONK:: WHAT!? ::Addie stands before him with a frying pan:: Addie: What be you doing, chasing after this tramp? Inner Zedd: You didn't let me finish. I was going to suggest that we make some more food. THAT'S ALL! Addie: I not be a fool. Inner Zedd: .... heart For you! Addie: heart _ heart 'Tramp?' Look, I was offering him food. You be nice to me, or my...uh...non-extstant inner...Darken Rahl will come out. Then you'll be sorry. >_< Inner Zedd: You have a Non-Existant Darken Rahl!? Those are so rare! Must have been expensive. They're so rare that they're......why they're almost non-existant! ::cow eyes:: Brilliant discovery, Zedd. Platinum: PLEASE NO!!!! Non-Existant Inner Darken Rahl: ...What does PLtinum have to worry about taking his pants off for..? Or was HE scarred by wizard's fire, too? *glares at Phanari's Inner Zedd* Choco: ...I got him for a quarter at a yard sale. No one wanted him. I've been trying to buy an Inner Mord Sith for months. They seem not to exist! Well, every time I find one, the merchants tell me that I'm over-qualified for ownership. Whatever THAT means. Platinum: It's not a bad thing. It was just a .....you know, observation.
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:48 pm
Phanari chubby_choco Phanari chubby_choco Phanari ((We have a kitchen on this Guild, actually. It came when I came. Mainly has potatos, juice, apples, wine, and chocolate. But there's more too.)) Inner Zedd: ::scoots even closer:: Well then.....what's say you and I go on over here to my Wizard's Rock and---::BONK:: WHAT!? ::Addie stands before him with a frying pan:: Addie: What be you doing, chasing after this tramp? Inner Zedd: You didn't let me finish. I was going to suggest that we make some more food. THAT'S ALL! Addie: I not be a fool. Inner Zedd: .... heart For you! Addie: heart _ heart 'Tramp?' Look, I was offering him food. You be nice to me, or my...uh...non-extstant inner...Darken Rahl will come out. Then you'll be sorry. >_< Inner Zedd: You have a Non-Existant Darken Rahl!? Those are so rare! Must have been expensive. They're so rare that they're......why they're almost non-existant! ::cow eyes:: Brilliant discovery, Zedd. Platinum: PLEASE NO!!!! Non-Existant Inner Darken Rahl: ...What does PLtinum have to worry about taking his pants off for..? Or was HE scarred by wizard's fire, too? *glares at Phanari's Inner Zedd* Choco: ...I got him for a quarter at a yard sale. No one wanted him. I've been trying to buy an Inner Mord Sith for months. They seem not to exist! Well, every time I find one, the merchants tell me that I'm over-qualified for ownership. Whatever THAT means. Platinum: It's not a bad thing. It was just a .....you know, observation. ...so your saying i make ppl quit stuff and me annoying? *sits down and cries* crying
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Platinum_Behemoth252 Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:37 pm
Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari chubby_choco Phanari chubby_choco Phanari ((We have a kitchen on this Guild, actually. It came when I came. Mainly has potatos, juice, apples, wine, and chocolate. But there's more too.)) Inner Zedd: ::scoots even closer:: Well then.....what's say you and I go on over here to my Wizard's Rock and---::BONK:: WHAT!? ::Addie stands before him with a frying pan:: Addie: What be you doing, chasing after this tramp? Inner Zedd: You didn't let me finish. I was going to suggest that we make some more food. THAT'S ALL! Addie: I not be a fool. Inner Zedd: .... heart For you! Addie: heart _ heart 'Tramp?' Look, I was offering him food. You be nice to me, or my...uh...non-extstant inner...Darken Rahl will come out. Then you'll be sorry. >_< Inner Zedd: You have a Non-Existant Darken Rahl!? Those are so rare! Must have been expensive. They're so rare that they're......why they're almost non-existant! ::cow eyes:: Brilliant discovery, Zedd. Platinum: PLEASE NO!!!! Non-Existant Inner Darken Rahl: ...What does PLtinum have to worry about taking his pants off for..? Or was HE scarred by wizard's fire, too? *glares at Phanari's Inner Zedd* Choco: ...I got him for a quarter at a yard sale. No one wanted him. I've been trying to buy an Inner Mord Sith for months. They seem not to exist! Well, every time I find one, the merchants tell me that I'm over-qualified for ownership. Whatever THAT means. Platinum: It's not a bad thing. It was just a .....you know, observation. ...so your saying i make ppl quit stuff and me annoying? *sits down and cries* crying You're million dollar tears do not stirr me one bit! ::turns over::..........not at all......::looks back at him, quickly turns away:: Nope. I'm not moved one bit. ::peeks over:: OKAY, OKAY!!! I'M SORRY! ::gives him a big hug and a chocolate bar:: PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:47 pm
Inner Darken Rahl: twisted Hah. I like watching people cry.
Choco: *smacks him* Shut up!! I pwn you, loser!! You're powerless in my grasp!! Because I control everything you say!! >_<
Inner Darken Rahl: eek It's true. She does. gonk I'm being controlled.
Choco: I'm getting too into this. Like - WAAAAY too into this. Anyone want an Inner Darken Rahl for 25 Gaia Gold?
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:52 pm
chubby_choco Inner Darken Rahl: twisted Hah. I like watching people cry. Choco: *smacks him* Shut up!! I pwn you, loser!! You're powerless in my grasp!! Because I control everything you say!! >_< Inner Darken Rahl: eek It's true. She does. gonk I'm being controlled. Choco: I'm getting too into this. Like - WAAAAY too into this. Anyone want an Inner Darken Rahl for 25 Gaia Gold? Hey, that sounds -- Inner Zedd: She doesn't want anything to do with him. She has me. Yeah.........Inner Zedd's right. Inner Zedd: Sure as toasted toads, I am!
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:46 pm
Phanari chubby_choco Inner Darken Rahl: twisted Hah. I like watching people cry. Choco: *smacks him* Shut up!! I pwn you, loser!! You're powerless in my grasp!! Because I control everything you say!! >_< Inner Darken Rahl: eek It's true. She does. gonk I'm being controlled. Choco: I'm getting too into this. Like - WAAAAY too into this. Anyone want an Inner Darken Rahl for 25 Gaia Gold? Hey, that sounds -- Inner Zedd: She doesn't want anything to do with him. She has me. Yeah.........Inner Zedd's right. Inner Zedd: Sure as toasted toads, I am! @Phan: im okay...now... ...and choco i dont think he will want to be bought by me... but if he doesnt mind...*prepares his inner Darken Rahl smiting machine*
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Platinum_Behemoth252 Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:50 pm
Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari chubby_choco Inner Darken Rahl: twisted Hah. I like watching people cry. Choco: *smacks him* Shut up!! I pwn you, loser!! You're powerless in my grasp!! Because I control everything you say!! >_< Inner Darken Rahl: eek It's true. She does. gonk I'm being controlled. Choco: I'm getting too into this. Like - WAAAAY too into this. Anyone want an Inner Darken Rahl for 25 Gaia Gold? Hey, that sounds -- Inner Zedd: She doesn't want anything to do with him. She has me. Yeah.........Inner Zedd's right. Inner Zedd: Sure as toasted toads, I am! @Phan: im okay...now... ...and choco i dont think he will want to be bought by me... but if he doesnt mind...*prepares his inner Darken Rahl smiting machine* Inner Zedd: ::looks over the Inner Darken Rahl Smiting Machine:: Oooooh......shinny! Does it make roast duck?
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:15 pm
Phanari Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari chubby_choco Inner Darken Rahl: twisted Hah. I like watching people cry. Choco: *smacks him* Shut up!! I pwn you, loser!! You're powerless in my grasp!! Because I control everything you say!! >_< Inner Darken Rahl: eek It's true. She does. gonk I'm being controlled. Choco: I'm getting too into this. Like - WAAAAY too into this. Anyone want an Inner Darken Rahl for 25 Gaia Gold? Hey, that sounds -- Inner Zedd: She doesn't want anything to do with him. She has me. Yeah.........Inner Zedd's right. Inner Zedd: Sure as toasted toads, I am! @Phan: im okay...now... ...and choco i dont think he will want to be bought by me... but if he doesnt mind...*prepares his inner Darken Rahl smiting machine* Inner Zedd: ::looks over the Inner Darken Rahl Smiting Machine:: Oooooh......shinny! Does it make roast duck? if by roast duck you mean that it skins Darken Rahl alive flay him with his own skin, dunk him in a spinning vat of razor blades, lemon juice, and salt then throw him into a wall of searing pokers at 100 mph 10ft away peel him off with meat hooks and floss him through his a** to throat with barbed wire before throwing him into a final vat of burning coals with acid raining down on him till he is a gelatinous goo that is then stir fryed and fed to an overweight pygmy goat then yes...it does make roasted duck....
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Platinum_Behemoth252 Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:16 pm
Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari chubby_choco Inner Darken Rahl: twisted Hah. I like watching people cry. Choco: *smacks him* Shut up!! I pwn you, loser!! You're powerless in my grasp!! Because I control everything you say!! >_< Inner Darken Rahl: eek It's true. She does. gonk I'm being controlled. Choco: I'm getting too into this. Like - WAAAAY too into this. Anyone want an Inner Darken Rahl for 25 Gaia Gold? Hey, that sounds -- Inner Zedd: She doesn't want anything to do with him. She has me. Yeah.........Inner Zedd's right. Inner Zedd: Sure as toasted toads, I am! @Phan: im okay...now... ...and choco i dont think he will want to be bought by me... but if he doesnt mind...*prepares his inner Darken Rahl smiting machine* Inner Zedd: ::looks over the Inner Darken Rahl Smiting Machine:: Oooooh......shinny! Does it make roast duck? if by roast duck you mean that it skins Darken Rahl alive flay him with his own skin, dunk him in a spinning vat of razor blades, lemon juice, and salt then throw him into a wall of searing pokers at 100 mph 10ft away peel him off with meat hooks and floss him through his a** to throat with barbed wire before throwing him into a final vat of burning coals with acid raining down on him till he is a gelatinous goo that is then stir fryed and fed to an overweight pygmy goat then yes...it does make roasted duck.... Inner Zedd: You can't eat that.....
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:39 pm
Phanari Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari chubby_choco Inner Darken Rahl: twisted Hah. I like watching people cry. Choco: *smacks him* Shut up!! I pwn you, loser!! You're powerless in my grasp!! Because I control everything you say!! >_< Inner Darken Rahl: eek It's true. She does. gonk I'm being controlled. Choco: I'm getting too into this. Like - WAAAAY too into this. Anyone want an Inner Darken Rahl for 25 Gaia Gold? Hey, that sounds -- Inner Zedd: She doesn't want anything to do with him. She has me. Yeah.........Inner Zedd's right. Inner Zedd: Sure as toasted toads, I am! @Phan: im okay...now... ...and choco i dont think he will want to be bought by me... but if he doesnt mind...*prepares his inner Darken Rahl smiting machine* Inner Zedd: ::looks over the Inner Darken Rahl Smiting Machine:: Oooooh......shinny! Does it make roast duck? if by roast duck you mean that it skins Darken Rahl alive flay him with his own skin, dunk him in a spinning vat of razor blades, lemon juice, and salt then throw him into a wall of searing pokers at 100 mph 10ft away peel him off with meat hooks and floss him through his a** to throat with barbed wire before throwing him into a final vat of burning coals with acid raining down on him till he is a gelatinous goo that is then stir fryed and fed to an overweight pygmy goat then yes...it does make roasted duck.... Inner Zedd: You can't eat that..... Pish Posh! *snaps fingers* Darken get over here so Zedd can try a bite!
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Platinum_Behemoth252 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 9:08 am
Inner Darken Rahl: eek / crying Choco!! Don't let him do it!!
Choco: I won't let them kill you, you poor little creature.
*looks up at Platinum* You can't kill Darken Rahl! He's teh shmexy! *see 'The Freakishly Attractive' for details*
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:06 am
chubby_choco Inner Darken Rahl: eek / crying Choco!! Don't let him do it!! Choco: I won't let them kill you, you poor little creature. *looks up at Platinum* You can't kill Darken Rahl! He's teh shmexy! *see 'The Freakishly Attractive' for details* Inner Zedd: I wouldn't eat you anyway, Darken. It'd be like canibalism to the EXTREME! Could you imagine me eating the father of my grandson!? EW!
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:42 pm
*looks at Darken* Oh you big wussy...it wouldnt hurt....for long. twisted
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:36 pm
Darken: crying Choco...save me!! *idea!* Save me and I'll - *leans over and whispers in Choco's ear*
Choco: eek YOU READ 'The Freakishly Attractive', DIDN'T YOU?! *kicks him* NO! I'm not that kind of girl, dangit!! *throwns him over to Phanari's Inner Zedd* Here. He's being a perv. Do whatever to him, as long as you don't give him to Platinum.
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:40 pm
chubby_choco Darken: crying Choco...save me!! *idea!* Save me and I'll - *leans over and whispers in Choco's ear* Choco: eek YOU READ 'The Freakishly Attractive', DIDN'T YOU?! *kicks him* NO! I'm not that kind of girl, dangit!! *throwns him over to Phanari's Inner Zedd* Here. He's being a perv. Do whatever to him, as long as you don't give him to Platinum. Inner Zedd: twisted twisted twisted OH PLATINUM!!! FRESH MEAT!
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