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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:38 pm
Sorry Tenz....this whole experience is tough on me. sad
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:40 pm
Tsk. You wouldn't survive a day on Bismoll. And not just because microbes destroyed all the food.
Look. We've got another day until court reconvenes. I want you to tell me about this video that the defense presented. I haven't watched it yet, but it seems to be the lynchpin of their entire defense.
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:41 pm
You're not the one who's had to review all those videos.
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:42 pm
Actually, I had to review months of footage from the Bistro to find those relevant moments. DO you have ANY idea how boring it is to watch days worth of watching Remy scratch himself?!
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:45 pm
Funny, I thought I'd put a curse on him so that whenever he did that, a vole would crawl up his pantleg....perhaps I should have used a larger, more aggressive rodent.
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:49 pm
Seems like the type of guy who'd end up enjoying that.
Well. Since we're all here, shall we watch this tape the Defense left us?
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:52 pm
I already know what tape they claim they have. Lex gloated about it one day in the Bistro. It's a fake.
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:54 pm
I've had the martinis look over it thoroughly, it is in fact quite real. Not particularly flattering to you either, Mr. Powell, or your personal vulgarities (animations not withstanding, although those too are fairly tame).
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:58 pm
: razz uts the tape into the player and presses play::
::An "audition" of Chris Powell trying out for Road Rules on MTV appears on the screen::
...This is...Um, I don't think the term for my disgust translates into ancient Earthlian.
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:58 pm
Matt M Murdock Lucifer Morningstar On the matter of the conspiracy, Counsel Tem, you are going to have to prove that it was in fact a secret affair and not public knowledge, or at least a duration of time when it was secret.
Counsel Murdock, you have yet to offer any real deffense except to say Mr. Powell had it coming to him. You have yet to even say WHY except that he is a public figure. Tread lightly here, you're starting to annoy me. *Nods* Your honor. Powell was selected to be the "target" of 3DP's efforts soly because I had been forwarded an audition tape for a television show that he had apparently producde. I am submitting that audition into evidence.I meant this tape.
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:59 pm
It's fake. I HATE reality shows and have never wanted anything to do with any of them.
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:02 pm
Well, if it isn't you on this  tape, then who is it?
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:05 pm
How the hell should I know!? Robot? CGI? Shap..e...shif..ter....
It was those freaking Skrulls!!!! scream
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:09 pm
What's a freaking Skrull?
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:10 pm
There's no way to tell from the video, it was shot with a standerd mid-90s camorder. The tape is real, the film hasn't been tampered with and it would appear to be you wearing a frothing pink tulle creation.
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