:Walks up to the podium:
While Main Man is getting cheese and crackers... and mumbling something about impossibilities, I will announce this next award.
:reads envelope: Well, I can see his reservations. Our next recipient is not hard to announce because the are not loved. In fact, they are perhaps the most beloved member of the entire guild. The problem is, the very nature of the next recipient makes acceptance speeches... well, impossible conventionally speaking.
Our next recipient was nominated by Doressa for his or her "Stealth Like Awesomeness". It's more than that, our next winner is beyond generous, and has always kindled the fires of the guild. Speaking as someone who has been touched and delighted by his or her benevolence, I know very deeply how moving it is. In reality I know many, many of us would like to present the next award.
This next award goes out to everyone in the guild who has become, the
Phantom Gifter . Pg 21+ We salute you as the 2008
"Most Stealth Like Awesomeness" Oldie Recipient.

Thank you, for all that you do for us.