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 Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:38 am
Mrs. Weasley and the Twins "Oh, that's everyone in the family!" Mrs. Weasley said excitedly, hugging Ron to her chest. Fred scowled and said, "And what are we, next door neighbors?"
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:34 pm
"I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick"
always makes me laugh!
rofl
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:36 pm
Nearly Headless Nick, at ron:
Once again, you show the sensitivity of a blunt axe!
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:04 pm
Hermoine: Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!
Ron: *coughing* Lockhart!
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:49 am
*from the movie, Professor McGonagall teaching ron the yule ball dance.*
Professor McGonagall: now, put your hand on my waist.
ron: WERE! eek
Professor McGonagall: ON MY WAIST BOY! scream
oh, how many ways could that be interperated! rofl
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:28 am
Lee Jordan: So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-
Professor McGonagall: Jordan!
Lee Jordan: I mean, after that open and revolting foul-
Professor McGonagall: Jordan, I'm warning you-
Lee Jordan: All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure...
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:56 pm
harry "not like voldemort is going to jump out from behind a dust bin and do me in"
yes most common favorite quote but i love it
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:44 am
Percy: They make a fuss about Hogsmeade, but I assure you, Harry, it's not all it's cracked up to be. All right, the sweetshop's rather good, and Zonko's Joke Shop's frankly dangerous, and yes, the Shrieking Shack is always worth a visit, but really, Harry, apart from that, you're not missing anything.
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:59 am
*the Twins, first book*
"Don't worry, Ginny, we'll send you a toilet seat!"
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:18 pm
Bill: But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog Cards.
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 2:14 pm
'Percy woudn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in fornt of him wearing dobby's tea cozy." -Ron
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 1:19 pm
absolutlyfabulous 'Percy woudn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in fornt of him wearing dobby's tea cozy." -Ron i love that one! mrgreen
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 1:20 pm
George: ...it sounded a bit like Percy singing... Maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 10:16 pm
"He will only be gone from the school when none here are loyal to him," said Harry, smiling inspite of himself.
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 10:18 pm
"I see you are-"
"Dumbledore's man through and through," said Harry."That's right."
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