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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:16 pm
In my pants.
And it's stinging my.....
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:00 am
...naughty bits! eek Every time I hear this song...
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:20 am
...I drop down and do 20 pushups. When I was a child...
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:26 am
MOOSE COOKIEZ I was a kindergarden whore. Hey, Miss Murder, can I...
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:46 am
Get my milk money now? Mommy says I need to drink milk because...
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:48 am
MOOSE COOKIEZ it makes mah bref smell funneh so that the bois dun want to kiss meh.
My favorite smell is sex and...
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:53 am
Childrens' sweaty gym clothes.
When I saw Mommy kissing Santa I marched right up and.....
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:54 am
MOOSE COOKIEZ kissed Santa instead because everyone knows that one of Moose's many nicknames is Santa.
Another is...
((CAN YOU GUESS ANOTHER ONE OF MAH NICKNAMES?!))
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:57 am
Deer. biggrin
I have failed to.....
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:57 am
Skittles, silly rolleyes The Emperor was actually wearing...
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 11:55 am
a purple and pink polka-dotted panda suit.
Say, that looks like...
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 11:57 am
Pain does not exist... a rabid killer honey bee with a spatula! luckily i brought my... ...in my dojo
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 12:12 pm
rabid-killer-honey-bee-with-a-spatula-B-gone.
I was feeling hot and bothered so I...
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 12:17 pm
...went to Antarctica.
I wonder if....
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 12:43 pm
Any good concerts are coming up. So I decided to...
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