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 Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:07 pm
RinoaHeartilly My friend took her clarinet once and pretended it was a paddle and that she was in a kayak. O.o I have done that as well.
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:00 pm
I have threatened to shove my clarinet up several peoples buttholes. This would be hard(I'm assuming) due to all the keys sticking out.
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:46 pm
Well, I twirl my floor peg (bass clarinet) like a baton... I play with the bell, like I twirl it on my fingers and stuff, I also keep papers in it sometimes and reeds, etc... I use my sax strap as a whip sometimes and run around making a whip sound swinging it all over xd
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:50 pm
Awesome-Taro I have threatened to shove my clarinet up several peoples buttholes. This would be hard(I'm assuming) due to all the keys sticking out. Well, if you are sadistic... with a little cork grease, it may go up... xd
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:53 pm
I have had these instruments hump my leg.
1.) Bass Clarinet (4 different times)
2.) Bari sax (I thought it was alive... it was just the guy moving it... xd )
3.) Tenor sax (a horney bugger HE was)
4.) Soprano clarinet (humped my lap...)
5.) A bass drum tried to hump my bum before eek
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:07 pm
Feather Wing Awesome-Taro I have threatened to shove my clarinet up several peoples buttholes. This would be hard(I'm assuming) due to all the keys sticking out. Well, if you are sadistic... with a little cork grease, it may go up... xd Maybe I am a little bit. But the person was really pissing me off. Cork grease, eh?*grins* j/k!
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:54 pm
My friend dave and I play with or instruments like guns. xd
He would place his thumb under the shelf on his oboe and aim... as for me, Bassoons are really easy to make into bazookas. whee
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 1:47 pm
All the trumpets tied Beanie Babies to the top of their instruments and the trombones.....tied pokemon cards???!! stare
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:28 pm
I once got dared to stick my flute up my nose at the end of a concert...
So I did.
Yay for detention!
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:28 pm
Fun times... Fun times... We have quite a few things in our band
First, our band director likes to jump around a lot. Everyone in the Jazz band decided to mimic her, and... My friend took out every trumpet in the front row when she slipped off the platform...
Our drummer has a curious knack of being able to hit bad players when he breaks a drum stick
Thats about it. Our band is pretty strict, so not much happens.
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:36 pm
well this one time, at band camp...I took my flute and....absolutely nothing happened. XD
Me and my friend Kayla used to be Jedis and we used our flutes as lightsabers.
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:38 pm
DazzlingCherry12 Umm...well in sixth grade, one percussionist in our marching band accidentally broke the snare drum when he heard the director say that if you break the drum, you are almost playing loud enough. He didn't get that it wasn't literal. My friend once threw her clarinet across the room at the wall when she got frustrated with it. It wouldn't play for her. After she retrieved her instrument, she realized that she hadn't put the reed on right and that's why it wasn't making a sound. And don't try to pretend you are the drum major and start twirling your flute or clarinet. It doesn't have pretty results. xp *flinch* there are many lessons to be learned from that. Poor clarinet!
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:42 am
shinobusora DazzlingCherry12 Umm...well in sixth grade, one percussionist in our marching band accidentally broke the snare drum when he heard the director say that if you break the drum, you are almost playing loud enough. He didn't get that it wasn't literal. My friend once threw her clarinet across the room at the wall when she got frustrated with it. It wouldn't play for her. After she retrieved her instrument, she realized that she hadn't put the reed on right and that's why it wasn't making a sound. And don't try to pretend you are the drum major and start twirling your flute or clarinet. It doesn't have pretty results. xp *flinch* there are many lessons to be learned from that. Poor clarinet!
Long story short, there was a huge U-dent in it and I had to send it away to get it fixed. ::Whines.:: Tessaiga is my baby!
Yes, I named my flute Tessaiga. Woodwind, wind scar...I know I'm a nerd. ^_^
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:27 pm
Im in drumline, so we do crazy things with our drums all the time. Like when I took one head off of our 5th bass drum, stuffed my friend in it, put the head back on, then rolled him around the schools parking lot. And thats a normal day.....
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:11 am
well, my band director told a story about when he was in marching band. in the story he said that he needed to mark spots on the feild but he lost his chips. so he took 4 peices of toast to mark the spots. after awhile of marching he noticed that the toast was gone. the tuba section was munching on the muddy pieces of toast.
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