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 Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:35 am
okay lmfao im soo sorry to anyone who plays clarinet.....
but i have a t-shirt that says brass section with a thumbs up sign.
and then on the back,it says clarinets .......
lmfao i had to buy it.(:
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:58 pm
Worlds Smallest Violin *Points to the little phrase in signature* trombone kama sutra.... very sexy heart
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:34 pm
Front: A drummer walks into a bar.
Back: ....That's the joke. (picture of drummer walking into metal bar)
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:57 am
kiyy09 Me and my friend wanted to make a shirt with some of our inside jokes on it . . . we never did, but I still got this fun list. Thoughts of a french horn player . . .“That note’s too high!” “Can I take this part down an octave?” “Can I hear what the E flat in measure 57 sounds like?” “Where ARE we?” “19 measures of rest, time for our nap,” “That trumpet player’s kind of cute!” “Did I just miss my cue?” “I like your half circle,” “Elephant!” “I can’t feel my lips . . .” “I can’t find my spit!” “6 2 3 4, 7 2 3 4, 8 2 3 –breathes-” Lol! I'm a french horn player, and I know I've thought all those multiple times...
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:16 am
my band friends and I love to make shirts. so one day b4 marchingband practice we all mad shirts that said "Virginity rocks!" then under it we put "Yay band!" as you can imagine our BD wasnt to happy but everyone else thought it was funny.
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:23 pm
Kanchana Front: A fermata and ritardando. Below or back: Hold me retard. thats one of the funniest things ive ever heard! LOfreakinL
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:27 pm
NocturnalxDemon  This should totally be on a marching band shirt that totally how i am!
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:53 am
Front: "That's how we Roll"
Back: (Picture of drum roll)
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:55 pm
front: how many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb
back: none. they have machines for that now.
it took me awhile to get this but once i did i was like ooooooh! hey thats funny! rofl
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:17 am
Our band director LOVES Beyonce so yeah. We were listening to
Rammstein at the time during pratice. The front is what our band director said and the back is what one of my friends said
Front:"You can march back to your spot while listening to this death music."
Back: "At least it's better than Beyonce."
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:22 am
Front: The great stretches of Marching Band
Back (pics of): Calf stretch, Butterflies, Bouncies, Sit and Stretch, The Saxophone Stretch
the saxophone stretch is just basically laying down and feeling the burn of the sun and the turf.
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 2:52 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:32 pm
Well our flute section was going to put "IF YOUVE GOT IT, FLOUT IT"
instead of "IF YOU GOT IT, FLONT IT"
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:56 pm
Pianist: (pee-an-ist)
-noun
A person with no fingernails
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:06 pm
And now for war on just about all of you: wink
What's the difference between a drummer and a dining room table?
The table can support a family of four
What's the difference between a drummer and a footrest?
The footrest bucks up your feet...
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
1, 2, 3, 4!
Why can't you take a trombonist to the playground?
They can't swing and don't know how to use the slide
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a viola
How do you know if there's a singer on your doorstep?
They can't find the key and don't know where to come in
How do you make a guitarist slow down?
You put music in front of him
How do you make him stop?
Add notes
How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.. he just stands on the chair and the world revolves around him
How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?
You don't need one, the pianist can do it with his left hand
How do get a bassist off your doorstep?
Pay for the pizza
A band director asked the cellist why he was crying to which he replied: "He untuned one of my strings!"
"Why don't you just tune it back?"
"He won't tell me which one!"
Kay.. I'll stop. Only 'cause they just get worse and/or dirtier. But don't say I didn't try!
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