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| Since ...uh...well, about five minutes ago if that counts... |
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 Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:34 pm
I play the clarinet and as any clarinet player would know the reed leaves a bad taste in your mouth. So one day after rehearsal i yelled "So lauren can you taste the wood yet!!" and every1 in the room almost died laughing. Now we just randomly walk up 2 each other and say "can you taste it yet!!!" LOL
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:37 pm
A trombone player made this one about my clarinet.
"You fingered and blowed 2 long now look u made it skeet"
Referring to the spit coming out of the bottom.
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:44 pm
Drews_Baby_4ever I play the clarinet and as any clarinet player would know the reed leaves a bad taste in your mouth. So one day after rehearsal i yelled "So lauren can you taste the wood yet!!" and every1 in the room almost died laughing. Now we just randomly walk up 2 each other and say "can you taste it yet!!!" LOL lol, CAN you taste it yet?
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:47 pm
Drummers bang the best
Tromboners know 7 different positions
Clarinets do a lot of fingering
Brass section does a LOT of blowing
Guard members know their way around a pole
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:14 pm
Haha, they just go on.
Clarinets:
Long, hard, black things that you blow, finger and tounge at the same time. The higher you go, the harder it gets.
Trombones: They know it in 7 positions. Not to mention we all (including the BD) call them 'Boners'.
Percussionists: They bang on almost everything they can get their sticks on.
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:35 pm
'Sectionally Active Horn Star' is written on the back of our brass shirts.
It's truly epic.
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:41 pm
Last year in band our section leader was telling us about how her an her b/f had sex. She didn't get to say much because then we had to play. Then our band director said "Keep those tounges going!" and the entire flute section died laughing.
Yea... .o.
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:43 pm
Rawr~ There are alot of things about clarinets. I dont feel like playing it now >:O. I dont have to. I switched to the bass (clarinet), i like em' long. (thats true but i tried to make it sound wrong)
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:11 pm
A simple rule for tuning at our school and you can't tell if your sharp or flat;
"When in doubt, pull it out."
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:09 pm
In high school , our band uniforms had a hook thingy around the neck which was sometimes hard to put it on by yourself , and during band comps ur usually hear someone say out loud
" i need a hooker! "
Lol ! XD
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:26 pm
people in band finger and blow and tongue better wink lol
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:40 pm
lol! my BD call the saxaphones Saxamaphones. one new girl thought he said sex on the phone...
we all died of laughter!
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:03 pm
its not really a joke, but someone must have been in a perverted mood the day they named the parts of a flute.....we blow in the mouth and fingure the body..... xp
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:07 pm
Well, a friend once told me I play good sax, make of that what you will.
Also, the flute is the most sexual instrument, due to its straightness and need to be blown
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:49 pm
I play the flute adn my joke is that flutes are known for having really fast lips and hands
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