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 Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:26 pm
(They're great. I always get tears in my eyes when I hear them.)
Five things that others say are benign but you feel damage society on a base level.
1. constant coverage of celebs like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan (think about the pre-teens and teens who idolize these girls)
2. the ku klux klan still being allowed to be a group
3. the 'No Child Left Behind' policy - smart kids should not be penalized for the follies of the stupid
4. the fact that religion is increasingly infiltrating into our supposedly secular state
5. rap music
5 objects that you can't help but laugh at because your pervy brain brings up the worst image
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:31 pm
6. America's next top model shows further reducing people's body image.
5 objects that you can't help but laugh at because your pervy brain brings up the worst image...
1. large sausages
2. cucumbers
3. potatoes with peeler
4. mr. bubble
5. mr. clean
five things that should be shot into the sun.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:49 pm
five things that should be shot into the sun.
1. Bush Jr.
2. creepy Mormons (just the creepy ones)
3. brussle sprouts
4. Al Quaida
5. ***** pieces of clothing that are your signature
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:24 pm
(Good, because I have a Mormon friend who I would like to not immolate)
5 pieces of clothing that are your signature
1. T-shirts of many colours
2. Shorts of many colours
3. Birkenstocks
4. A tatty messenger bag
5. my julbo vermonts
five beautiful, exotic, unusual, bizarre creatures that you would think woould make a coo pet (reality need not apply, i.e.; giant squids and whale sharks).
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:30 pm
five beautiful, exotic, unusual, bizarre creatures that you would think woould make a coo pet (reality need not apply, i.e.; giant squids and whale sharks).
1. Unicorn
2. Phoenix
3. Kelpie (if kept away from water)
4. Nessie
5. that camal/horse thing Luke and Han rode while on Hoth
5 things you idolize
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:55 pm
(taun-tauns are total goits though...)
5 things you idolize
1. My Books
2. My Friends and little sister
3. Characters and figures who do not let anything stop them from attaining what they have to.
4. Modelmakers and the artform of making scale models
5. A certain girl as of late. sweatdrop
Five overly-idolized fantasy characters who need a good kick in the britches for a change.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:04 pm
Exxos (taun-tauns are total goits though...) 5. A certain girl as of late. sweatdrop (But they're cute!) And that just makes my day! Thanks... and me too ('ceptin' it's a boy). redface Five overly-idolized fantasy characters who need a good kick in the britches for a change.[/1. Harry Potter (although I adore him) 2. Luke Skywalker 3. Blade 4. Frodo (even tho I love him too) 5. ...Superman? 5 coolest bad guys (fictional)
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:24 pm
(Frodo tops out my list)
5 coolest bad guys (fictional)
1. The Joker
2. Jabba the Hutt
3. Darth Vader (even though he is actually closer to good than anyone else in the saga)
4. Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg
5. Hannibal Lecter
Five noblest sidekicks.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:36 pm
Five noblest sidekicks.
1. Sam Gamgee
2. Evie (from V for Vendetta)
3. Veronica (Hellsing)
4. Willow Rosenberg
5. Wilson (House MD)
5 careers you'd like to have
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:43 pm
5 careers you'd like to have
1. Motion Picture Modelmaker
2. Motion Picture Propmaster and builder
3. Alaskan Bushpilot
4. Professor of Anthropology at a major institute
5. Theatrical actor
Five funny ways to "pimp" a vespa.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:16 pm
Five funny ways to "pimp" a vespa. (I can't guarantee these'll be very funny, as I have never pimped a vespa before.)
1. Come on, give her a spin! I can guarantee you she'll be good to you.
2. Nothing like a loooong, smooth ride to get yourself to relax.
I'm sorry. Two's all I got. confused
5 things that would have the Secret Service on your tail
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:24 pm
Five funny ways to "pimp" a vespa.
1. hopping suspension
2. purple, ground effects neon
3. SPINNARZ
4. A TRAIN HORN!
5. Gold rims
5 things that would have the Secret Service on your tail
1. Egging the president
2. Egging the first lady
3. Inseminating the president's daughters eggs (not that I would, but I am on an egg theme)
4. egging air force 1
5. Covertly shoving eggo waffles up the president's bum
Five entertaining things to do with a wild, but sedated, animal.
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:37 pm
(... again I got confuzzled. It's been happening a lot these last few days. I'm starting to worry.)
(And how exactly would you covertly shove eggos up the prez's bum? eek Great theme by the way; one can never go wrong with eggs.)
Five entertaining things to do with a wild, but sedated, animal.
1. Play house
2. Play dress up
3. Put it in the president's bed on a day he's really tired so that he thinks it's his wife and he gets all snuggly, only to realize it's not and have an hysterical reaction
4. Braid it's fur and put pink bows in it
5. Dye its fur an unnatural color
5 yuppies in the entertainment biz
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:37 pm
5 yuppies in the entertainment biz
1. Daniel Dubiecki
2. Joseph Drake
3. Vicki Thomas
4. Gary Barber
5. Jonathan Watson
5 funny names for a goldfish.
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:45 pm
5 funny names for a goldfish.
1. Goldie Locks
2. Kitty
3. Shark
4. Stir Fry
5. Flopper
5 of your favorite myths
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